《My cheat skill sucks》Fire dog sucks
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I forgot some animals can keep going even if they are dead
‘’AAAAHHAHAAAA WHYY IS IT ALLWAAYYS MEELLTIINGG’’ WHAT IS IT WITH ME, FIRE AND MELTING?
Aaahhh I roll around on the jagged floor only to cause myself,
even
more
pain,
wait, THAT SNAKE MELTED MY NEW SHOES!
FFFFUUUUUUUUNKING HEEEEEEELLLLLP
my left leg has melted all the way until the bone is showing
‘’HEY IDENTIFY, WHAT'S WITH THAT 10% THREAT!’’
this is the 10%, most people would dodge when a large snake spits out venom so the mortality rate is quite low, you’re just stupid enough to get hit by it
HEYY!
‘’u-u-umm, do you need some help?’’
oh right, side is here too, she looks pretty worried about me, even though there are no facial expressions her body language is more than enough
‘’h-heal!’’ the pain lessens a bit,
wait, WHY DIDN’T I KNOW SHE CAN HEAL!
‘’YOU CAN HEAL?’’ she jumps up startled, backing away a little bit
‘’y-yes? I get damaged pretty easily so why wouldn’t I be able to heal?’’ b-but,
‘’then why didn’t you heal me when I cut myself every night!’’ she looks away, OI!!
‘’I thought you were into that kind of thing… the creator had some weird habits… and you looked like you enjoyed it a little so I… didn’t want to get in your way….’’ She says so while embarrassed? Depressed? Both? And what was with that last part!
‘’I. do. Not. Enjoy. Getting. HURT!’’ I scream, letting out all the frustrations that have been building up,
I fall over face first, on the cold hard ground, deflated, exhausted and in lots of pain as usual,
side has been using heal on my leg to lessen the pain but I still feel one heck of a doozey,
my leg has been regenerating on its own for a while now and side looks on amazed, she mutters ‘’so you had regeneration too… and quite a strong one at that’’ what was that? ‘too’? so she has regeneration as well?
doesn't she heal using her magic? I thought she already knew from watching me at night
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It would make sense, considering a gust of wind can knock her over and water can make her soggy, I wonder about all the hardships she went through to reach level 34.
My leg is mostly intact now after a meal break, some washing and a lot of crying,
side has been a huge help with lessening the pain, I had her stop to see and the pain instantly doubled making me writhe on the floor before asking her to start healing again,
I asked her if she can lessen the pain even more but she just shook her head,
at least with that whole fiasco, I did gain something,
Level up Regeneration up Endurance up
I feel like getting level ups shouldn’t be this easy, but who knows with the royalty that high levelled,
I start stretching, making sure everything is in place, legs? Functional, Check, arms? Still cursed to be Edward scissor hands, Check, tail? Still soft and fluffy, check,
still with some sun left in the sky, way head out to kill some last few monsters before we go to bed.
Ouch, ow, ahh! I already miss my boots! Why is this entire mountain covered is sharp rocks!
Are you trying to be a porcupine? Just let me walk without stepping on fluffing swords!
I wrap my feet in numerous layers of leather/skins and the pain lessens, it's not shoes, but its good enough, even though it makes me look stupid and walk funny
we encounter a blinding light accompanied with intense heat
what is that? I squint to see a vague wolf shape
Dog that which it burns, level 34 threat 50%, a wolf on fire, good thing it's doing that on purpose, it's just a wolf that’s covered in flames, it cant use magic
We face our worst enemy, fire
I stand here, dazed, shivering non stop as images of charred flesh surface in my mind
the blazing heat and horrid smell batter my mind
I need to do something
move!
Both of us are hard countered against fire,
if fire was water, side and I would be fire,
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wait, that's a terrible example
I muster my willpower to grab side and book it downhill
the wold lunges behind me singing the tip of my tail and sending me to a frenzy
RUUUUUUUUUN
wait, I have a counter against fire!
I take out my infiniwater bottle and turn around,
face the front against the fire wolf and take off the lid in a dramatic way, ‘’TAKE THISS!’’
The water pours onto the ground harmlessly
the wolf looks at me confused
Uhh
‘’sucksucksucksucksuck!’’ please work!
I repeatedly use suck on the water that is flowing out of the bottle sending it flying towards the wolf
‘’water cutter!’’ ‘’hydro pump!’’ I keep using suck on the water that’s flowing out,
closing my eyes and praying the bad fire goes away
constantly adding more and more stacks until it becomes a beam of death,
an explosion of steam knocks me down and the temperature drops
I open my moist eyes
steam covers my vision and I turn off all active sucks
all that's left of the wolf is a puddle of murky water and a clean cut where the mountain used to be
the water returns to its usual trickle, flowing out harmlessly as if nothing happened.
w-what?
Cheat skill: Succ leveled up
I take a look for side, when did I drop her?
why are you all the way over there?
She looks at me horrified, well I think it's horrified?
‘’d-don’t point that near me!’' she screams, cowering behind a convenient tree
oh! Right, I'm still swinging this thing around like a weapon,
considering side is also really weak against water it makes sense for her to back away so far,
I return the water bottle back to my item box and side noticeably calms down
‘’You weren’t this afraid when I drink normally?’’ I take out my water bottle all the time and side was cool with it then
‘’t-that’s because I didn’t know it could do something like THAT!’’ she retorts while pointing at the trail of destruction and the newly formed lake,
I scratch the back of my head ‘’hehe~ AAAHHH’’ stupid nails!
I would wrap my hands if I could, but every time I try the wrappings get ripped to shreds, no wrapping is strong enough to withstand my nails and even if I could bind my hands, that would remove my number 1 weapon,
I walk over to where the wolf once was and fish around for some scattered remains,
I manage to find an ear through some strange unforeseeable force that seems to guide us into getting everything we need,
that’s enough adventure for the day, we walk to a resting area and make camp,
or not since we both don’t like fire, a campfire is out, side doesn’t need to sleep and I can sleep anywhere, so the camp is out,
why are we here again?
I look up into the night sky a chilly breeze sends a shiver down my spine
I wrap the cloak tighter around me and gaze at all the colours of an untainted night,
a crescent moon hangs in the sky, another smaller moon is up there too,
some stars shining brighter than others forming unknown constellations,
a shooting star streaks across the sky
This is good once in a while
Status status on the wall, whos the greatest of them all? Name: Sucksuke Level: 40 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1119/1387.1 MP: -- Str: 103 (+26) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 48 (+4.8) Agi: 34 (+10.2) End: 47 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 7 (-4.2) Wis: 4 (-2.4) Unspent points: 10 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 18 Regeneration lvl 17/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 6/20 Night vision lvl 4/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength
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