《My cheat skill sucks》Escaping the forest sucks
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I run for my life screaming with my tail between my legs.
THISISBAD THISISREALLYBAD
I run towards the city, as that is the direction I'm going anyways, all my hair standing on end, mind tingling, I'm getting Goosebumps already,
‘’hey identify, what the hiccup is that thing!’’
Treant, lvl 88, threat 92%, how you managed to awaken the keeper of the forest beats me, out of all the trees, you just HAD to hit THAT one.
Dammit, siri! I don’t want your sass!
I dodge and weave around trees, attempting to slow down my giant pursuer.
The treant just steps over the trees making my efforts fruitless, well he won't be the guardian of the forest if he destroys everything just by moving around right?
''I'm sorry about your face! I swear to treet trees better! on the bright side, you look 50% more handsome now!'' AAAHH
I continue running and notice my speed increasing, YES!
I sanic speedy my way across the forest trying to get away from this towering treant but he just lengthens his strides catching up to me, creating craters and crushed wood in his wake,
what do I do, what do I do? THINK!
I remove all my active sucks and focus on using multiple big sucks sending me barreling forward!
My speed increases sharply as the forest starts to blur
Speed up Cheat skill: Succ levelled up
My speed increases even more as I keep piling on more sucks,
6 stacks, 7 stacks, 8, 9, 11, 14, 17, 20 stacks of suck and my feet are no longer touching the ground, the wind too intense as I curled up into a ball to protect myself, the treant now sprinting to catch up,
HEY! big things shouldn’t be able to move fast!
I continue flying straight, getting hit by twigs and branches at this speed really hurts! Good thing I curled up in a ball, if I was flying superman style I can only imagine getting whipped in the face while flying at high speeds,
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now that I think of it, why haven’t I hit any actual trees ye- BOOM AAHHH! FIRETRUCK!
I smash through a tree spinning around before crashing into another one FLOCK!
Bouncing from tree to tree like a pinball earning many
Endurance up Endurance up
How am I still going after being hit from tree to tree! At least 13 trees have my face on it!
OH NO! it seems that hurting that many trees angered the treant making it go into berserk mode!
AAAHHHH OW OWCH oof! SUCKSUCKSUCK! SUCK 40 TIMES STACK!
Cheat skill: succ levelled up
My speed doubles as I am sent barreling through the forest smashing any tree in my way,
MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS,
I spin rapidly while still clutching my knees, my arms and legs battered and bruised leaving raw flesh exposed,
smashing through a few more trees, I notice that the rate that I encounter a tree seems to be decreasing, the footsteps are slowing down too, I MUST BE LEAVING THE FOREST THEN! HAHA!
The trees thin down and I can no longer feel the giant chasing me, it must’ve given up then,
‘’SUCK STOP!” I stop barreling through the air while spinning and begin my not so gradual descent,
reaching the ground I continue rolling at high speed still in a ball, the world going round and round, much too fast for me to focus, I can't see anything~ flop
Endurance up Endurance up Endurance up Vitality up Vitality up Cheat skill: Succ levelled up Regeneration levelled up Level up
Finally coming to a stop, I unsteadily get up and forcefully eject my stomach contents right onto the floor.
The world is spinning, there are five copies of everything, my whole body is screaming, everything is pain, but at least I'm alive,
I pour water on my head and all over my body to get off all the dirt, wood and leaves stuck on me,
AAHHHHH! The pain flaring up again as I wash my body, trails of dirt and blood flow down my body forming a thick brown sludge,
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I finish rinsing myself off and put on clothes, my vision clearing up now as there are only two copies of everything,
a headache like someone is smashing a hammer against my brain, heart drumming in my ears, body screaming in pain like I'm lit on fire again and dizziness like I rode a rollercoaster backwards while spinning but other than that, I am alive somehow,
PLUCK YOU! I can survive a 92% threat, WITH ALL MY LIMBS TOO! Well, most of my limbs anyway, with the state of my arms and legs, it’s a miracle I'm standing up right now! I mean, I can see the bone for FLICKS SAKE!
Regeneration leveled up Vitality up Stamina up
I sit down here; outside the d ranked forest, cracking my bones into where they belong, waiting for all my wounds to heal while munching on a bunch of fruit
the headache ended and I can see perfectly, that is if I wipe away all my tears.
I look around to see where I am only to be greeted with an endless plain, where the frick frack is the city!
Am I lost again? At least I don’t have a giant chasing me this time so I can walk in peace, but only after I heal back to full health ‘’status health’’
Health 494/933.85
...My health is becoming ridiculous
and after that short bit waiting, I recovered around 400 health?
this is only the lower levels of regeneration, imagine the higher ones.
with meat now on the bones, the fatigue is killing me,
why does regeneration make me so tired? Well at least its this instead of needing material to use, it would be a pain if I have to eat a ton of food just to heal my health, but that makes me wonder, where does regeneration get its meat from?
‘’hey identify, where does regeneration get its materials from?’’
Your regeneration skill is special as it uses your discarded flesh at the material for reconstructing your body, if you get an arm cut off, your arm will vanish and be used as material when regenerating.
Ohh, so this stops the problem of multiple versions of me running around because my parts keep becoming wholes, wait, so what do normal people do with regeneration?
‘’hey identify, what happens to normal people with regeneration? And tell me about regeneration’’
Regeneration is set in many categories, low, medium and high, people can get low or very rarely medium, low makes them able to recover from cuts and deep gashes faster but not regenerating whole limbs and leaving some scars, medium is set as the next step up and a lot of monsters have this, this makes them able to regenerate limbs and heal faster, this includes lizards, dragons, hydra and others, but the cut off part is not able to regenerate, high is reserved only for true monsters such as the planarius, they are unable to be killed through cutting and any bit cut off regenerates rapidly into another whole monster repeating the process
welp, my high regeneration suddenly seems a lot more useful
Current status as of this moment Name: Sucksuke Level: 35 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 643/955.85 MP: -- Str: 102 (+25.5) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 47 (+4.7) Agi: 24 (+7.2) End: 34 (+4) Vit: 43 (+6.15) Int: 5 (-3) Wis: 2 (-1.2) Unspent points: 5 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 16 Regeneration lvl 14/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 5/20 Night vision lvl 4/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength
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