《My cheat skill sucks》Leaving the party sucks
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We continue moving onwards with the sun slowly setting
After searching around we find a suitable place for a rest, a small clearing in the forest big enough for 3 groups of people, 2 groups if you want some space but still,
team leader tells everyone to make camp so they begin taking out mats and blankets, two people are sent out to get food while I was sent to get sticks for a fire, much to my dismay
I grab some dry looking sticks around the area and toss them into the fire pit that was already in this camp, I guess this is an official resting area or something, as this place is pretty clean and seems to be used often,
the two people come back carrying a boar each,
WHERE DID THEY GET THAT!
I've been here for a while and this is the first time seeing something that isn’t an ogre!
The wizard seems to be the designated chef of this group, setting up the bonfire with magic and roasting the boar after preparing it.
I scurry away to the distance, far away from the fire,
the team members ask me what's wrong so I just flat out say ‘’I don’t like fire’’ its not a secret or anything,
after the boars were cooked there was enough for everyone to have extra, I have a bite of the boar
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!
The boar tastes good!
Is it how they cooked it? Or is it the materials?
All I've been eating was wolf meat and that tasted terrible, I wonder if I can cook if I have good ingredients. teach me your cullinary magic sir wizard!
Scarfing down my part of the boar I flop down satisfied for the first time,
the adventurers move to their own places to sleep with one person keeping watch and rotating every now and then,
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I reluctantly leave my comfortable place on the floor and head to the local safetreespace in my area to nap there instead.
AAAAHHHH!! I wake up with my usual scream of pain startling everyone awake
‘’don’t mind me, that is how I normally wake up’’
they all put away their raised weapons and look at me suspiciously ‘’should you do something about that?’’ the ranger asks while pointing at me,
‘’oh this? Don’t worry, it'll heal in no time’’ I hide behind a bush and have a quick bath, changing my clothes and throwing out the old ones,
I've been doing that recently as it was getting uncomfortable walking around with shredded clothes, good thing my cloak regenerates itself so I at least have some consistent clothing.
I get back to my temporary party members all clean and refreshed but still bleeding in a few places,
why are regen levels so hard to get now? My party members look at me annoyed, what did I do?
‘‘Thanks to you, we are fully awake now, its no use going back to sleep so let's start our journey and get going’’ oh right, I woke everyone up with my screaming,
blushing slightly with ears twitching I say ‘’s-sorry about that.’’ And look away, they pack up their blankets and we set off.
We continue walking in the direction of the city,
‘’when are we going to arrive?’’ I throw a casual question to the leader
‘’3 more days’’ he replies with a gruff voice, what? That was only my 5th time asking, no need to be so rude!
We proceed along to the city killing ogres along the way, why is this taking so long!
‘’so what direction is the city again?’’ everyone groans and points ahead, we are walking so slowly I keep losing track!
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‘’you are all walking too slow for me, I will get there on my own!’’ with that said I run forwards at full speed ignoring everyone’s surprised looks,
runrunrun! I sprint my way through the forest dodging and weaving around trees
Speed up Agility up
RUN! I keep up my mad dash for a few minutes before slipping and crashing into a tree with a loud CRACK,
rolling on the ground holding my head in tears I snap out and realize it is night time,
I didn’t notice since I can still see in the dark and I was too focused on running, but now that I stopped, the fatigue ithe fatigue really hit me
Stamina up Night vision leveled up
With the fatigue and dizziness, I pass out on the floor,
huh?
where am I? oh right the tree, dusting myself off I sit down and munch on some fruit,
I don’t feel like eating my wolf skewers right now,
I look around and notice I've been surrounded, huh? Why are there so many ogres?
Oh well, I run towards an ogre that was on the inside of the ring that ensnared me and jumped,
reaching all the way to the chest, I plunge my hand straight through, alright, maybe not all the way through since my arms aren’t long enough but I did pierce the heart,
I turn to the next ogre and use suck twice to snap its neck, why don’t I just do this for the rest of them?
I use suck to snap one ogre's neck after another before realizing why they didn’t attack yet,
they were all staring at the tree that I fell asleep on,
I stare at the said tree and notice it is glowing white and has a deep crack with a crater that looks like my face printed in the center,
oopsie,
the tree stops glowing and starts to rumble, the earth bulging with it in the center,
w-what is going on!
A massive arm bursts from the ground as alarm bells ring inside my head,
NOPE NOPE!
Another arm burst from the ground as a giant made of wood awakens from its slumber,
the giant's upper body is now above ground and I can see it in detail, a massive wooden frame in the shape of a bodybuilder the size of a 4 story house,
HOW BIG IS THE REST OF IT!
The head just so happens to be the tree I faceplanted,
welp,
I'm screwed.
RUN!
I run for my life screaming with my tail between my legs.
Current Status Name: Sucksuke Level: 34 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 610/759 MP: -- Str: 102 (+25.5) Sta: 57 (0) Spd: 46 (+4.6) Agi: 24 (+7.2) End: 29 (+4) Vit: 40 (+6) Int: 5 (-3) Wis: 2 (-1.2) Unspent points: 0 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 13 Regeneration lvl 12/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 5/20 Night vision lvl 4/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength
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