《My cheat skill sucks》A lot of thinking sucks
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Now that I'm walking around with these human adventurers I start thinking of other fantasy races like elves, dwarves, Beastkin, mermaids, dark elves and the like.
But that leaves me thinking of other things, like what do you call a human with dwarfism, do you call them a human or a dwarf?
If you call elves that are dark skinned dark elves, what do you call dark skinned humans? Is it racist to call them dark elves?
Are dark elves biologically different to normal elves or is it just skin colour.
if it is a biological thing, what do you call a dark-skinned normal elf? At what point do you stop being a beast and start becoming a Beastkin?
Are there kobolds? If so, what do you classify them as? Beastkin, beasts or monsters?
Are there different levels of beast-ness? Like from a dog, to walking dog, to a werewolf, to a furry, to a human with dog-ears and finally to a human with slightly longer canines and sharper instincts.
My mind is wandering again.
What do you call the fangs on cats? Are they still called canines?
And at what point do a beast/animal become a monster?
Do they even have monsters in this world?
Do goblins classify as Beastkin?
How do you differentiate a weird Beastkin from a monster? Is there ethics in this world? Would the adventurer guild post requests to kill Beastkin?
Would they send requests to kill people? Like bandit subjugation but on innocent people for loot. would that make us the bandits?
does slavery exist? Would it be weird to wear the skin of humans? Was it the right choice to be forever young?
There are a lot of animals on earth, and some of them would be pretty OP if they exist here, so where are my chicken type monsters?
If you cut off a chicken monsters head, would it still keep going? Would a chicken monster taste like chicken? Does this world have science? Do they have a different periodic table?
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If I level up my suck ability enough, can I split atoms and nuke everything?
Suck everything and compress it enough to make a black hole?
When will my suck ability let me do the more obscure things I want to do, like suck the very space together, connecting one place to another creating a wormhole to teleport, or suck time somehow, or suck life-force, suck mana and use spells that way.
suck atoms together to make gold or other elements, are there elements in this world? suck my thoughts into reality, suck people into hell, now that I think about it, I can basically do everything with suck
IF I HAD THE LEVELS TO DO IT!
To do the things I want to do, I would probably need to be level 9999 in Succ, I could implode the world by then if I get my suck powerful enough, could I suck the entire universe and create the big bang?
Can I suck myself into divinity? I can Suck the powers away from that god and demon and become the ruler of this world! LETS SEE WHO SUCKS THEN-BONK
Ahh! My head!
While lost in thought I seem to have walked into a tree, that’s embarrassing,
the other adventurers are looking over and suppressing their giggles, oh yeah, I have some more questions about this place
‘’so does the city have a toll for normal people?’’ one of the other members answer this time
‘’yes, for people not associated with a guild, they must pay a toll at the front gate’’ carp, what do I do?
‘’ I have no money, can you pay for me? I’ll give you some ears in exchange’’ the leader considers my deal before nodding his head
‘’We are on an ogre hunting quest, it would be helpful if you gave us some ears, since killing more would be good for our image’’ their future is looking pretty bright if they can afford to care about the public image at this stage,
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‘’so how much per ear?’’ I hope they don’t scam me, considering I don’t know the market value of ears
‘’50 copper per ear, this is a pretty generous amount’’ since he said 50 copper instead of 5 silver or something, I can deduce that this worlds currency does not go up in tens or fifties,
that means this currency increases by the 100s, that, or they just say 50 copper instead for some reason
‘’I have 5 ogre ears’’ I've killed a few ogres around these parts and I want to keep some for myself, handing the ears over to team leader he passes me 2 metallic looking coins and five copper looking coins, I think this is bronze?
at least this confirms 100 copper = 1 metal, is this iron? I think it is, and 10 copper = 1 bronze,
Money is too confusing; hopefully, all the kingdoms use the same currency so I don’t have to deal with conversion here, that is the stuff of nightmares.
We encounter an ogre, team leader asks me to join them in the fight, to which I reluctantly agree,
the shield bearer blocks the ogres club and the warrior hacks away at the ogres legs, the thief is slashing at the back of his knees, slowing down movement but also enraging our opponent,
I guess this is the time for me to join this battle, I jump on the thieves back, using him as a springboard to reach the ogres back, I sink my claws into the ogre's shoulders, holding on for dear life as the ogre thrashes around, is this a rodeo?
I cling onto its shoulders while sucking myself down leaving massive gashes down its back,
the ogre trips backward thanks to that thief hacking away at the knees,
I scurry my way off the ogre, lunging to the side right before the ogre hits the ground, that was a close one! I almost got squashed thanks to that! good thing we killed it before the mage could finish chanting, I don't want balls of fire hurled right at me!
well, its at the ogre but still! I am in the near vicinity and I could get hit!
Level up
Oh right, I have some points allocate ‘’hey identify, set all my unused points on strength’’
Strength increased by 15 Strength reached 100, title get, superhuman strength
Oh? What does that give me? ‘’hey identify, explain that title’’
Superhuman strength, granted to those with above 100 strength, increases body strength in general, increased strength by 15%,
The now dead ogre sits there, I'm off to the side of a tree branch, I wonder why I love climbing? Is it feline instincts again? Welp after that battle,
We continue moving onwards with the sun slowly setting
The stats right now Name: Sucksuke Level: 34 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 745/759 MP: -- Str: 102 (+25.5) Sta: 56 (0) Spd: 45 (+4.5) Agi: 23 (+6.9) End: 29 (+4) Vit: 40 (+6) Int: 5 (-3) Wis: 2 (-1.2) Unspent points: 0 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 13 Regeneration lvl 12/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 5/20 Night vision lvl 3/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength
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