《My cheat skill sucks》Walking sucks
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The now homeless catboy sleeps out in the open, under the stars.
The sun rises, I wake up in front of a pile of ash, not the kind that runs around catching Pokémon, but the kind when a fire burns out, I don’t like fire, fire is scary!
Title get! Pyrophobia
oh right I got some new titles ‘’explain new titles’’
pyrophobia – the fear of fire, you are afraid of fire MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! – You reached lvl 10 on regeneration, regeneration more powerful, +5% vitality Cut me some slack – you maxed out the sharp claws skill, due to your mutated skill, your claws became much stronger and sharper than your peers, the downside is that you became unable to retract them. Sharp claws now even sharper
That’s pretty neat, but what’s with that pyrophobia title?
I don’t even get anything from it?
I get up and have a wash, getting covered in soot is not very comfortable, I get dressed (put on my cloak, wrap myself in wolf skin, remove the last bits of rope still on my body) and get started walking,
where?
Just head straight and you will get out eventually, unless this forest is the entire world, I should be able to leave if I don’t walk in circles.
Why aren’t you angry at being betrayed? my cat instincts ask me,
don’t you want revenge? To that, my answer is, Nah not really.
What she said was right in that you shouldn’t trust people so easily, this is a fantasy world with shapeshifters and monsters, obviously there would be a monster that mimics humans to eat them,
the least I should do is identify them first before letting people get close. How do people live in shapeshifters without identify?
I continue walking while eating a meat skewer, this is pretty boring,
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can I jinx myself a fight?
‘’oh I hope there are no wolves nearby’’ I mutter to no one, in particular, trying to look annoyed,
there is a shuffle in the bush ahead and 6 wolves pop out,
SCORE!
I dash forwards with my arms out slicing 2 wolves in half,
the others jump the moment I stopped, pouncing towards me at great speeds,
I wave my arms and spin like a helicopter making them get chopped up into little bits akin to a blender.
Crikey! Having four wolves pounce at you is scary,
I know I can beat them but still,
my nails made a huge upgrade in the sharpness department, it feels like I’m cutting through blocks of butter!
I mean,
cutting solid butter is pretty tough, but with enough effort, you can slice it with a single chop.
I pocket the first two wolves I killed and continue walking, the others are too damaged for me to salvage.
I walk for a while, how big is this forest? My feet hurt from stepping on weird things, why is the floor always so sharp!
Endurance up
I always pick some fruit whenever I see any ripe ones, with this I have some travelling snacks and breakfast,
I encounter a few more wolves along my journey cutting them up with my nails and pocketing the most intact ones,
I even found a pack of goblins but made short work of them as well, why isn’t anything leveling me up?
Identify would probably say that I’m not experiencing anything from killing them but C'mon!
I’m a killing machine, hacking away at wolves like a blender.
is there anything else in this forest other than generic mobs?!
My clothes are dyed red with the blood and I stink! It's getting darker so I should prepare a shelter.
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Where should I sleep? How do you make a camp? I find the biggest tree and decide to make that my camp
Cheat skill: succ levelled up
I disassemble all the wolves I collected and do the usual,
this time cooking was really difficult since I cant look at the fire without uncontrollably shaking and the heat coming from it making me get flashbacks
somehow I managed to cook my new meat skewers,
adding onto my supply so I clean up my tracks, bury waste, put out fire, relieve myself around the corner (water the flowers) and eat lunch,
oh right!
I need to do my daily workout!
PUSHUPS GO! 1 2 3… 98 99 100, I did a hundred pushups and I didn’t break a sweat?
What will I do to raise strength now! I set my back to the ground SITUPS GO! 1 2 3… 70 huff huff, 71 72… 100!
Strength up
I may need to increase my training plan.
I finish my business and climb up the tree to the biggest branch. I wrap myself in wolf skins, curl up in a little ball and bid the world goodnight.
I wake up at the foot of the tree screaming, FFFFFFLLLAAARRRKK there are ants everywhere!
I'm so itchy, blood is pouring from cuts (which are deeper than before) and I fell off my tree bed!
This isn’t a very nice way to wake up!
I wait around, give myself a shower, twist a leg that was bending the wrong way, slap any bugs that crawl on me, cry on the floor like a baby, wait even longer for my wounds to heal and eat breakfast trying not to puke it back out.
Endurance up Vitality up
My wounds healed at roughly the same time as normal despite the increased level, which is good because my cuts are deeper than normal too.
I get up from my little not so camp and begin walking in the direction I was going before,
good thing I marked a tree to remind me the right way to go or I might start walking in circles,
that’s not a flag now, is it?
I continue walking straight like that for 3 days
*insert epic training montage*
battling wolves, goblins, stepping on slimes, sleeping on trees, getting hurt a lot, increasing my training using succ the entire time, testing what i can and can't do at my current level and before I notice, the forest started changing,
the usual green trees are now a more dark green, or is that my eyes playing tricks on me? The change is so small I wouldn't notice, but with that, I enter a new area,
how do I know? Because these aren’t the usual wolves and goblins.
Lvl 20 ogre, solo hunters, threat 35% The state of the status Name: Sucksuke Level: 31 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 755/759 MP: -- Str: 85 (+8.5) Sta: 56 (0) Spd: 45 (+4.5) Agi: 23 (+6.9) End: 29 (+4) Vit: 40 (+6) Int: 3 (-1.8) Wis: 2 (-1.2) Unspent points: 0 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 10 Regeneration lvl 12/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 5/20 Night vision lvl 3/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia
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