‘’Me? I’m princess trey’’

P-PRINCESS?!?

I help her stand accidentally creating a gash on her palm

‘’AAAHH IM SO SORRY!’’ panicking I don’t know what to do,

I don’t have healing magic, potions or Band-Aids, she waves her hand saying

‘’its fine, it’s fine, you did just save me after all’’ her eyebrow twitches as she gives a forced smile, is it that bad? OH SHWIZ I forgot I can literally slice enemies in half with my nails and I still have all this blood I forgot to wipe *sweats* s-she won't get infected right?

Wait if she’s a princess ‘’what are you doing here?’’ I ask her since I’m genuinely curious what royalty would be doing in this place, wherever this place is,

‘’… I was sent here to train myself, in case something happens the royalt family must know how to survive’’ that makes sense but what would they do if she dies along the way? Is it Survival of the fittest?

She asks me a question herself ‘’now what is a child doing in this forest all by himself?’’

u-uuhh what so I say? That god dropped me here? That I was sent here to train? ‘’I uh, live here, in the forest. yes’’

she nods her head in understanding still with that weird smile, is that just her normal face?

Now that I have a closer look at her she is very pretty, with long golden hair, blue eyes, a round face, plump lips, a well-endowed chest, small waist, long legs, a big rack, ample cushion for the tushin, did I mention she has large breasts?

Since she stood up she is a significantly taller than me, a bit over a head, so my field of view is encompassed completely by her chest and I have to look up to see her face.

Overall, she is a beautiful woman if you don’t mind the fact that she’s covered in goblin blood and has that weird expression

‘’ so what are you going to do now?’’ I inquire her as she wraps her wounds with bandages and cutting off the ears from the goblins

‘’dunno, I’m meant to stay in this forest for a week, don’t suppose you have a place to stay?’’ she says looking distant

OH ‘’y-you can stay at my place, I don’t have an extra bed and I don’t clean up very often but its better than nothing’’ her smile widens as she picks up a large backpack lying next to a tree nearby

‘’Perfect! Just lead the way~’’ I nod and begin walking home, making sure to turn around every now and then to make sure she’s keeping up.

We arrive at the shack I call home and she just stands there

‘’welcome to my humble abode’’ I mock a bow as a part of the roof falls down making a loud *crash* somewhere

‘’is this all of it?’’ her smile quivering as she asks me,

my ears lay flat as I sigh ‘’yes’’.

I open the front door for once and lead her in, coughing as a swarm of dust rushes out displaced by the air

‘’sorry about that, I don’t use this room very often’’ and lead her to the room opposite to mine that hasn’t been of any use. Once we enter the unused room she covers her mouth and starts giggling,

Oi what’s so funny?

She points to the corner of the room and asks ‘’what is that for?’’ I recognize what she is pointing at instantly and my face heats up

‘’t-t-t-that isn’t mine!’’ I block her line of sight with my body and sneakily store the drill of death and mankini of defense in my item box THISISSOEMBARRASING IWANTTODIE good thing I burned those notes god left me beforehand cough cough

‘’s-so this is where you can sleep’’ I say as I turn around and flee to my room and slam the door. After a while of self-loathing and dying on the inside I get a

Level up

Yes, my embarrassment was so high I leveled up. thanks identify.

I hear a knock on my door and take a peek, its princess trey wearing casual clothes i.e. a cloth shirt and long woolen pants, you’d think royalty would wear something nicer

‘’w-what is it?’’ I ask with a trembling voice trying to look away from her mounds

‘’since you’re the host, you should prepare lunch’’ she says fluttering her eyes, which looks weird when she does it looking down on me,

‘’uhh okay then follow me’’ I throw and walk to the living room and sit on a rotting half-broken chair,

she sits on the chair across me,

it snaps under her weight taking her on a free trip to the floor, giving me quite an eyefull

‘’looks like the floor it is!’’ I get off the chair and sit next to her on the floor passing one of my pre-made meat skewers,

she takes a bite and her face scrunches ‘’it has a very, unique, flavor’’ she manages to squeeze out

‘’I know my cooking sucks’’ I state while looking down at my creation,

her face scrunches even more when I said that and her eye twitches.

I take a bite from my meat skewer and cry on the inside

oh right, this is the perfect time for asking questions! ‘’so what were you doing fighting those goblins?’’

she looks at me with a hesitance

‘’I was, fighting them…. To train myself… and they surrounded me when I wasn’t looking’’’ oh is she a battle maniac type?

‘’so whats with you collecting ears?’’ I'm curious what you can do with little green ears

‘’oh… my assignment marks increases with more things I kill, the ears are just my proof’’’ so it’s a ‘look I killed this’ kind of thing

‘’but you can take ears without killing them?’’ you can easily just cut off an ear and run

‘’it's just how it works don’t question it’’ she asserts.

fine, oh yeah since she is a princess what county is she from

‘’so what country are you from?’’ she looks at me like im an idiot ‘’I am princess trey, 4th in line to the throne from the glorious kingdom or Tor’’ pointing to a weird symbol on her shirt,

my eyes drifting to something else, completely disregarding the insignia *cough* I hand her another meat skewer and rush to bed

‘’I-its getting late so sleep well!’’ i say slamming the door behind me

I lay here on the bed, that girl is weird, what kind of royalty would act like that?

Is it normal for this world? well I don’t have anyone to compare her with so I give up thinking about that kind of thing.

Princess trey from the kingdom of tor, what a weird girl.

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