《My cheat skill sucks》Saving a damsel sucks
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So ends another day
I wake up with the usual routine, scream, cry, wash, wait, and eat.
That alarm clawck is really effective!
I will never oversleep again! I rate 8/8 no h8 my m8 it just that gr8 I never wake up l8 I st8 it to be f8 that I get to have that wonderful experience every day!
Oh! My health is done, that’s enough rambling from me so I jump out the window to do my daily hunt.
Finding a pack of 5 wolves I hide in a bush, usual tactics, I feel a little bit confident this time,
jumping in-between two wolves I slit the throat of one and use two fingers to stab the others eye till I reach the knuckle,
2 down, I run towards next closest one and smack the top of its head with a palm strike, ive always wanted to do that,
the wolf stumbles around confused so I put it out of its misery with a slash across the neck,
the remaining two wolves finally reacting to the deaths of its comrades rush towards me,
I jump in the air only to realize that I have nothing to do in the air.
Suck bringing me to the ground a lot sooner than expected catches me unprepared and almost stumble over, thank you feline reflexes
AAAHHH MY ARM a crushing pressure squeezes my arm as sharp jaws stab into my flesh
holding up my right arm that was still being bitten by the wolf i slash down with my left sinking through the stomach and making all its guts spill out,
ew do that on your own time mister wolf,
a strong force knocks my back and makes me fall right onto the spilled guts of the now dead semi twitching wolf,
AAAH ITS ALL OVER ME!
I flip over and start swinging my hands wildly in the air like an overturned turtle
IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!
Something connects with my mad writhing and I snap out of that daze,
standing up I see the wolf limping on three legs with the remaining somewhere on the floor,
what?
I have enough power to slash off limbs? since when?
I sprint towards the wolf and finish it off with an eye poke
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Level up Strength up Speed up Agility up
Looking at the carnage I made caused me to cringe,
two wolves with an eye poked through, one with a slit throat, one with its guts spilled everywhere and a little squashed and another with a limb missing.
All this and just one level, I'm not sure what this says about me, that I adapt too quickly or I stop caring about lives.
I Put three wolves in the item box and carry another one leaving that slightly squashed wolf since I don’t feel like eating that anymore,
I arrive home and do the usual skin, wash, cut, skewer, bury, cook routine, I have quite a bit of wolf skins now, wrapping my chest I and replacing my loincloth I finally have clothes!
The meat nets me with 28 skewers that I eat 4 and place the rest in my item box,
speaking of which I need to level up,
jumping through the window I sit on my bed and repeatedly use item box to take out and in a meat skewer,
doing that 30 times i become too dizzy to continue
Item box levelled up
‘’Took long enough’’ as I whisper before falling asleep, I wake up and do the usual, only to remember that I forgot to do my daily workout! I get on the floor to make up for missing yesterdays quota and start doing pushups, 1 2 3… 80 sweat pouring down my body
Strength up
81 82 83… 100!
Strength up
I flop down on the floor exhausted, waiting a while to recharge my Sta before eating breakfast,
breakfast was the usual, leftover meat skewers and forest fruit.
I jump out the window and run around in the forest looking for my next prey,
after searching for a while I find a pack of goblins, not what I expected but good enough,
I hide in the bush and observe my enemy, there are 4 goblins here just chilling I guess, they look pretty weak to me,
observation completed.
I leap out the bush landing between two goblins standing relatively close to each other and slice the neck of one while poking the eye of the other,
I'm getting pretty good at this, I rush towards the next goblin and jab towards its face only for it to raise its hands and block,
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sadly for it though, the block did little as my jab continued slicing off its thin arms and impaling it through the head out the back, HOLYSHIRT, I'm powerful enough to jab through bone?
I rush to the remaining goblin and finish it off in a similar manner
Level up Sharp claws levelled up
That was pretty satisfying, impaling skulls and whatnot. did my mentality change?
Oh well, I have some points to place!
I place all 10 of my unspent points onto strength since that is what I seem to be using more of nowadays.
Sitting down to recover my Stam I hear a high-pitched scream,
what is that?
That doesn’t sound like any monster I’ve encountered, I cautiously make my way in the direction of the scream.
A few minutes later I hear the scream again only closer, it sounds like,
a girl? Harem member number 1? Main love interest? FUTURE BRIDE WAIT FOR ME, HERE I COME!!!
Turning my cautious crawl into a full-on sprint towards the voice, I get there in two minutes,
when I arrive I see a beautiful 18 something-year-old girl wearing leather and plate mixed armour
holding a sword fending off 10 goblins while getting backed up into a corner.
She doesn’t look too good with traces of a battle littering all around the area and dead goblin bodies scattered about,
she is gasping for air while desperately swinging her long sword,
I jump from my location and take out two goblins via neck slashing,
the female knight has a weird smile and looks my way, what does that mean?
this moment of distraction leads to a goblin sneaking up behind her and whacking the back of her head with its club knocking her out,
‘’NO!’’ I rush over wildly swinging my arms in front of me until I reach the unconscious girl, along my mad rush I killed 3 goblins somehow and impaling the last goblin standing next to her with my hand,
4 to go,
I leap to a nearby goblin and slash downwards reducing it to ribbons,
were my claws always this powerful?
I run towards the next two goblins that happen to be together,
diving downwards I dodge the wide swing of its club and slashing upwards I shout ‘’SHORYUKEN!’’ while getting slathered in my enemies blood,
I spin around and trip on some goblin bits FLUX! I was trying to be cool!
A blunt object hits my back and a pain shoots through my entire body ‘’AAAHH’’ I grab the goblin's leg and yank! Making it fall over and accidentally slicing it off
HA! TAKE THAT!
Getting up I lift my foot over the groveling goblins head and give a solid STOMP,
the head collapses like a cookie but shards of skull end up impaling my unprotected foot AAAGGH!
Clutching my foot I fall over on a pile of mush ugh not again!
Remembering I have two more goblins left I check to see where they are only to find their backs getting smaller and smaller eventually disappearing along the tree line
Level up Level up Vitality up Endurance up Strength up Speed up Sharp claws levelled up
Movement catches my attention so I look towards its source only to find that the female knight seems to be waking up,
I stand up and casually dust myself off ignoring the mind-numbing pain all over my body and goblin bits still clung to me
I walk to the female knight and offer a hand while asking the question bugging me most ‘’who might you be?’’ She reveals a smirk and grasps my hand
‘‘Me? I’m princess trey’’
Now? its the status Name: Sucksuke Level: 26 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 286/553.5 MP: -- Str: 46 (+4.6) Sta: 53 (0) Spd: 42 (+4.2) Agi: 21 (+6.3) End: 23 (+4) Vit: 37 (+4) Int: 3 (-1.8) Wis: 2 (-1.2) Unspent points: 10 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 6 Regeneration lvl 8/50 Sharp claws lvl 8/10 Item box lvl 4/20 Night vision lvl 2/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard
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