《My cheat skill sucks》Consequences suck
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WHAT
‘‘Hey identify, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PROMISED STRENGTH X3?’’
What, did you think just eating a fruit you can become powerful? True strength has to be earned.
‘‘Can you at least tell me what happened?’’
The apple was too potent for your body to handle, medicine too strong is poison so you got a debuff instead of the buff
Duck, so all I had to do was wait until I was strong enough for the effects to work? I call Bull Snip, all those Chinese novels lied to me ‘eat this weird fruit and instantly be strong’ no wonder everyone constantly does drugs (pills) there.
I eat my leftover meat skewers as I swat the nearby fly away,
looking out the window it seems a few hours passed and it's still nighttime.
I can see a pretty far despite it being so dark, must be that night vision skill AAGH stupid fly stop flying in my ears! Wait.
SUCK! The fly slows down and eventually lands,
HA TAKE THAT FLY! now you're a walk!
Wait.
Using suck downwards.
Increasing gravity.
Weighted training!
Will I be able to use 100x earth gravity and a hyperbolic time chamber in the future?
Well, I can’t sleep right now anyway so strength training GO!
Using suck at full force downwards I feel a slight tug downwards,
I forgot my succ is so low levelled, hemp even the fly could last a while in the air before landing,
sigh pushups themselves should be hard enough anyway 1 2 3 4… 30 huff huff isn’t this too hard?
I have 20 strength and that should be a lot right? ‘‘Hey identify why am I so weak even though I have 20 strength?’’
20 strength is normal, you can get it at lv 2, a farmer would have more than you
And I thought I was strong, pushup onwards! 30 31 32… 50 haa haa this is tough
Strength up
Motivation? Why thank you! 50 51 52… 60 my arms are aching but the rewards are within reach! And with solid numbers instead of just feeling stronger later on! 61 62… 70
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Strength up
71 72… 80 my arms are jelly, the pain is quite sizeable but I’ve endured more! 81 82 83… 90
Strength up
10 more and if I do this for 3 years straight I will be so op nothing can stop me! That is if I do the sit-ups and running to go with it. 91 92 93 my arms are screaming in protest 94 95 96 so close! 97 98 99 mob! Mob! What do you want! 100%!
Strength up
I flop down on the floor, thoroughly pooped and ready for a nap, I manage to crawl my way to the bed and pass out.
I wake up unable to move, is this muscle pain? Did I overexert myself a bit too much?
Endurance up
Whatever I did. I did a good,
I wait until I can move a bit and get down from my bed,
my feet touch the ground and I immediately lose my balance
‘’Whoa!’’ I forgot you shouldn’t get up too fast and immediately fall over AAAHH PINS AND NEEDLES!
Twitching a little bit my body feels so weird with these amplified pins and needles, it's like hundreds of bull ants crawling over my body, ticklish and itchy while a little bit painful here and there.
Gaining control of my body and stabilizing myself I feel pretty good with that workout, doing a few fabulous poses in the process, after a workout a meal is essential so I eat my breakfast in the form of weird other world fruits ‘’hey identify what are these?’’
Apple – a fruit from a tree, juicy and sweet Orange – a fruit from a tree, a little bit bitter Xsthlantoc – a fruit from a tree, slimy but high in nutrients
One of these things is not like the others,
The apple is a perfectly circular red ball and the orange is an orange. Except for its pink, is it still an orange?
The xsthlantoc looks like a slimy red cucumber.
The apple tastes like strawberries for some reason, orange tastes like lemon and xsthlantoc tastes like bananas.
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‘‘Hey identify why are these called the way they are? a different world won't coincidentally name fruits and monsters like earth’’
That is the work of your translate skill, the apple is actually called vtrastnic but roughly translates to their version of apple, same with wolves and goblins, the xsthlantoc has no English equivalent so its left that way
So everything isn’t just using earth names for no reason and it's actually translated to using the English equivalent of what it is.
Jumping out the window to fill today's hunting quota, wandering around the forest I spot a lone wolf, this one isn’t skinny so I assume it's not a straggler wolf ‘’hey identify what is that’’
Lone wolf lvl 7, a wolf that chooses to leave its pack and capable of surviving solo threat 50%
Oooh fancy, this might be an interesting fight.
I hide in a nearby bush to deploy the usual tactic but get found out when I see the wolf sniffing the air and look in my direction, uuh what do I do now?
Suck! It's not going to do much but it would at least increase stamina consumption a little!
I charge towards the wolf with my nails but it dodges
it counterattacks with a charge of its own so I jump out of the way, unfortunately, it scratched me somehow and the pain clouds my thinking, this is bad!
We keep trying to hit each other with the other dodging and it eventually starts slowing down THIS IS IT! I take this opportunity to jump onto its back and scratching its neck open
Blood spewing out with disgusting gurgling sounds
FINISH HIM! I use two fingers and poke its eyes ending its life still feeling a bit guilty about ending a living being
Level up Level up Endurance up Stamina up Cheat skill: Succ levelled up
Quickly storing the dead wolf I check my ‘’status health’’
Health 310/348
I have quite a bit of health remaining, granted all I got was a scratch.
Walking home and pocketing any fruit along the way, this forest is pretty bountiful.
munching on a few along the way since that fight really drained my stamina I arrive home.
Taking out the wolf and doing the usual skinning, cleaning, cooking I have 9 freshly cooked meat skewers, eating 4 and storing the rest I feel a grumble in my stomach, did I eat something bad?
I have a bad premonition and immediately run away from my house squatting near a tree,
a shiver runs up my spine as I feel something coming! AAAHHH pain spreads from my rear as I spend the 1 hour I wish I could forget the rest of my life.
Washing up I head to bed while rubbing my tush,
the pain still vivid in my memory, must’ve been that fruit of strength.
Never again.
Note to self, never eat power food unless I can digest it completely.
I lay in bed recalling the nightmare I experienced, after the torture of a thousand suns in my butt came the stench,
the nauseating smell that almost made me fall onto my business, even after that was the worst part,
washing with nails,
without toilet paper,
only water,
I attempt to clean my delicate parts with 5 knives strapped to my hand, needless to say, the result was horrific and I'm still shuddering,
please forget
please forget
Please forget
I cry myself to sleep
The Status as of this chapter Name: Sucksuke Level: 19 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 269/348 MP: -- Str: 24 (+2.4) Sta: 33 (0) Spd: 36 (+3.6) Agi: 20 (+6) End: 20 (+4) Vit: 25 (+4) Int: 3 (-1.8) Wis: 2 (-1.2) Unspent points: 30 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 5 Regeneration lvl 7/50 Sharp claws lvl 5/10 Item box lvl 2/20 Night vision lvl 2/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard
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