“Yes your majesty…” Wait, did I just agree to babysit these guys?

Me? Babysit some teenagers who would surely distract from my time for noodles? No! Say it ain’t so! This blows my entire schedule completely out of the alfredo! Tomorrow was supposed to be ravioli day and the day after that was-

“Here-ye! Here-ye! The honorable Noodle Knight Bob has accepted the task of preparing the Entrees, I mean heroes, to ready them for the Great Serving Time Calamity.”

-lasagna and my experimental alfredo-marinara fusion! How am I supposed to fit all this around training these kids in the art of Noodling?

“Let’s have a round of applause for Noodle Knight Bob!”

What? Huh? Why are they all looking at me again? Now they’re clapping? Maybe I should just play along for now and smile and clap along with them…

Thankfully this awkward clapping didn’t continue on past a couple minutes as Queen Annabeth made an announcement.

“I would like to give thanks where it is due. Thank you, sauceror and assistants, for all your hard work. If it weren’t for you, I am certain that our Kingdom of Noodles would surely befall to the Great Calamity. I am sure that it has been a long day for our summoned heroes so we shall begin their training tomorrow. As they retire to their quarters for the night, you may relax and enjoy some refreshments for the remainder of the night. For myself, I bid you farewell.”

To the left, I notice the trio of heroes being escorted out through a side door to the guest chambers. Well, it seems that I’m not needed here, might as well turn in myself… but not before grabbing some of that delicious shrimp scampi, and that rigatoni casserole, and some of this delectable macaroni, and a bowl of those….

Original google doc. #potato_was_there

And that's it for the written stuff. More to come eventually. It may be soon, it may take a while. Either way, my next semester of college is starting soon so any updates will likely continue to be short.