《Begsissbbdd》Chapter 4(Edited)
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As I walk in front of the huge ass zombie it quickly notices me and lift up his arm and smash it where I am standing, but of course, I quickly run and dodge but I step on something slippery and I fell on my butt
"Ughhh what was that" as I look what causes me to slipped I saw a paper, no not a simple paper but a paper money and not only that I think its Australian dollars and there's a lot on the floor not only $50 there's even 100$ which made me happy cause I live in Australia but wait don't get me wrong, I'm not Australian I'm a Filipino, I only live here cause my dad is here but for the love of god, why the fuck are we talking about this now when there's a fucking huge hand coming this way. I jump when the hand's about to reach me and avoid it
"*phew* that was close, AI quickly tell me where's this thing weakness is"
"This monster is called "Golabiez" and its weaknesses is in its head too like zombie and skeleton"
"Wait, what..? what is this thing called again? Golabiez? Oi author are you fucking retarded? why Golabiez when there's so much cool name that you can name this thing"
(Author: You dumass it because he's fcking goliath and zombie at the same time)
"Whatever, it's going to die today anyways so.. who cares"
when it swings its hand again instead of dodging it I jump and quickly stab my iron bar in its hand and I jump up in his hand going straight to its head. I threw my iron bar like a spear on its head causes Golabiez to fell down on his butt like I did earlier. My iron bar got stuck on its head and I think I did a lot of damage but of course, safety first so I kick its head until it shattered like the skeleton I smash earlier. I first lay down and catch my breath first but when all the corpses and bones are gone a lot of money appear on the floor and not only that in the place where the Golabiez corpse is now being replaced by a looking old book, red fluid in the bottle, and a briefcase
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"AI what is that book and fluid?" I ask
"The book is probably skill book master and the red fluid is definitely a health potion"
"Can I bring them in real word"
"Yes"
"YESHH HAHAHA I WILL SMOKE A LOT AND WHEN I HAVE CANCER I'LL DRINK THIS"
"You can do that but it will not make cancer vanish because it's only a low health potion, it will only heal your health nothing less nothing more"
"So if I get a high health potion it can cure cancer?"
"Yes master"
"Hahahaha that's good then, but don't worry reader I won't give them to some stranger or make money from it since if I do that it will only cause trouble, so I'll only use it when I need it..only for ME anyway"
"What about this briefcase, What is inside of it?"
"Why don't you open it master"
"Well, since you said that.."I open the briefcase only to be shocked
"AI am I rich now?"
"I think so since that briefcase contains $5m dollars, and I believe when you collect the money on the floor you will have $5.1m dollars"
"But where do I put this? I can't put it in my bank or else the government will get suspicious of me"
"Not to worry master, you can put it in your inventory"
"Wait, what?!! I have inventory?"
"Don't be an idiot master, it won't make sense if you have a system but not inventory"
"Oh..good point, but how will you collect this money on the floor?"
"Since its, the drop just think of them going inside your inventory"
"ok"
I imagine all the things including the briefcase and skill book get inside of my inventory and just like that all of them are gone
"So AI how do I open my inventory?"
"Just say the word master"
"Ohhhh inventory"
Inventory
Equipment- none
Potion- 6 low health potion
skill books- Dark abyss
money- $5.1m
"Oh that's easier than I thought, well then, Shall we exit and go back to my room"
"Yes master"
As AI said that the lights that brought me here appear again and did the same thing. Before I knew it I'm already in my room, standing right in front of my bed
"Let's look at this things tomorrow, for now, I'm going to sleep, good mor...night AI"
"Sleep well... master"
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