Chapter 34

This time I was fast. It only took me a measly 22 days to breakthrough!

Because of meditating on the profoundness of my profound strength, I suddenly realized I had three souls inside of me! The first one being the demonic pill cultivating grandmaster whatever, the second one is the water god's and the third one came when I was reborn into this universe!

That's why I am now so fast at cultivating! You might think, "That's nice but even if you have thrice the souls compared to a normal cultivator, that's like only three times as strong."

But it's not like that at all! Since not all of my souls were equal in strength, the first one a godly alchemist, second one a godly water god, the third one is just a normal cripple trash but if you add them up it becomes completely different!

Since a God is like a billion times stronger than a normal cultivator, it goes like: 1 000 000 000 + 9 000 000 000 + 0.3 = 10 000 000 000.3!

So my soul is like 10 000 000 000.3 stronger than a normal cultivator's! Having my soul so strong, my divine sense also became strong as fuck. Just with a single thought, I could pressure a demigod and turn him into water!

And since my cultivation speed and comprehension also became as fast, it would only take a matter of time before my tribulation comes and I become a true immortal!

I opened my eyes and proudly stepped out of closed-door cultivation, ready to kick some ass.

I suddenly heard a horrible screech and in the next instant, golden lightning hit and everything in my vicinity turned into ashes.

"Nice! I'm finally a true immortal!"

Now that my tribulation is done and I'm all powerful, I need to act like I'm weak crap again and suddenly show them how truly powerful I am.

I took one step but I suddenly traversed a million steps into the skies and I forgot what I was doing because of my awesomeness and just decided to go dragon-slaying.

...

I am inside a dragon's cave where I rescued a princess from a very evil and perverted black dragon.

She's unconscious though, must've been a curse or something.

"Young man! I know how you could save her. Kehehehe."

Suddenly, from the hoard of treasures of the dead black dragon, a genie in the form of a perverted looking old man popped out and gave me some advice.

"What?! I'll do anything to save a beauty just to see her reaction to my inherent awesomeness to satisfy my super inflated ego!

"Well, to save her, you must give her your yang energy. hehehehe"

"My yang what?"

"Your yang energy. kehe"

"What is that?"

"You make love to her and I'll watch to make sure the curse is lifted."

"Wait, there isn't any consent here. She's like dead as a fish. Wouldn't that make me a rapist?"

"Nah, as long as we justify your actions in like a whole chapter, iz okay."

"Nice!"