《Greatest Xianxia Book》Chapter 32 - War
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Chapter 32
I now have a little daughter who can read my thoughts and everything. I don't know how to feel about this but it's been so long since I've had a child. Damn it! I miss My Sky Burning Heaven Clan family!
One day, I will revive them when I get strong enough!
Oh, and I named my dragon daughter Shui Mei, but her hair's blue so her nickname is now Blue.
She hatched out of her shell just about the size of a two-year-old. She's really cute.
The door opened to my room.
"Kyaaaa!! So cute!"
Anna entered my room and immediately squeezed Blue's chubby cheeks.
I felt through my spiritual connection that Blue didn't want anyone else to touch her and she is now annoyed.
Blue punched Anna.
With the power of that punch, I thought Anna was surely dead. But Anna was actually an elder of her clan! She casually blocked it and continued to annoy Blue.
I left them in the room as I started to manage the start of my empire.
...
I held the 2nd conference of the Water God Faction and called all the members and also the previous village chief.
As usual, I sat in the middle of the table, looking like a God with Anna beside me and Blue on my lap. Blue was actually wearing a pretty pink little dress. I don't know where Anna got it but sure.
Osama was sitting beside Oliver and Fairy Xia was annoying the nervous village chief.
"Alright! Phase Two of conquering the world! We need to conquer the all-girls clan of Anna!"
"It's called the Phoenix Clan." Anna interjected.
"Yeah, whatever."
...
Oliver trained the soldiers and imparted our Water God Faction's forbidden technique and supreme skills.
About two months of training later and our army of 99 trained soldiers wearing black armor were now in front of the Phoenix Clan, getting ready for a confrontation.
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Oliver was in the front together with my adviser, Osama, and we were just there as back-up. I'll let Oliver and Osama handle this. I need a battle-hardened general and a wise adviser after all.
"Soldiers! Ready! Stance!" Oliver shouted with an air of authority.
The soldiers all simultaneously squatted and pointed a finger towards the direction of the Phoenix Clan.
"Charge!" Oliver started the charge.
All of the soldiers were now madly rushing at the Phoenix Clan using their fingers as if it were spears.
All the ladies in the Phoenix Clan were weirded out by this, about a hundred soldiers came attacking them? WTF? We have like 20 000 people in our clan!
They were bewildered as the soldier's fingers penetrated their ancestral barrier and destroyed all of their protection spells!
"How formidable!"
"Oh gosh, I wonder how it would feel if they would use their fingers at m—"
"Shut-up pervert!"
"Such might!"
"Much wow!"
After penetrating the barrier, Oliver ordered the soldiers to halt.
They all stopped as if their momentum from before was all a joke.
They looked so awesome.
"Release the dragon!" Oliver shouted and pulled down his armor pants.
All the soldiers simultaneously pulled down their armor pants.
And that was the day when the Phoenix Clan fell to the might of the mighty golden dragon of the rising Water God Faction!!
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