Chapter 31

I got "abducted" by the beautiful maidens and thrown into their prison.

Haha, now I know the location of their base! It's only a matter of time, hehe.

My Dao of Water circulated furiously as I turned into mist and disappeared from the prison. I also abducted the beautiful prison guard.

I tied her up with my fishing rod and went home with my catch.

Osama and Oliver gave me odd looks as Fairy Xia looked contemptuously at my back. The girl continued to struggle fruitlessly as she was humiliated under their stare.

"Let go of me you *******!!"

"Oh my, I have rules here, and no profanity is the number one!"

Then began my hardcore spanking session in my room. She realized her wrongs and fell in love with me.

She was named Anna and is actually one of the elders of her all-girls clan. She's actually 130 years old already but still a virgin. Nice.

"Ahhhhnnnn!!"

I went in her and a beautiful red flower bloomed on the pristine white sheets.

...

To commemorate our new realtionship, Anna and I visited my newly established village around the base.

We locked hands and strolled the shops. Suddenly a huge and burly man came.

"Hey, beautiful lady—"

"Hey, you're rude. Die!"

I beheaded him and we continued our stroll.

My treasure finder suddenly vibrated madly inside my pocket and I took it out. It pointed at a stall selling chicken eggs. I hurriedly confiscated the whole stall with the reason that it's cursed.

...

I found a dragon egg among the eggs.

It suddenly made a spiritual connection to me and I dropped a bit of blood on it.

Through the spiritual connection, it asked why I did that but I just ignored it.

I touched it and it absorbed a lot of my energy and some power from my Dao of Water.

It hatched and out came a cute little girl.