《Greatest Xianxia Book》Chapter 10 - Blade of Grass
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Chapter 10
Still training my forbidden skill, I was taking a wee as I received the inheritance. But suddenly right before my terrified gaze, my wee-wee instantly shrunk a little bit.
"NOOOOOoooooooo...."
That was the moment I vowed to kill the Gods. I will have my vengeance. I cried as the golden armored being kicked me out of his dimension.
...
I was still crying when I went back to the village. I was rubbing my eyes to remove the tears so I didn't see the rock ahead of me.
I tripped and hit my head on the rock.
I am now a master alchemist.
The moment my head connected with the rock, I suddenly remembered all of the knowledge of my previous-previous life! In my past life, I was the holy and all-powerful Water God and in the life before that, I was actually a world-renowned 9th Generation Demon Master Pill Alchemist of a different world!
My whole body shook with excitement as I ravenously plucked out all of the special looking flowers in and surrounding the village. I didn't even let those blade of grass with a slightly different color go because who knows, they might be legendary grass.
Relying on my master alchemist knowledge, I might be able to create a potion that gives me the power of a god!! But more importantly though, perhaps, perchance, maybe, I could create a potion that could cure my impotenc—stress! Being a peerless expert is hard work after all, hehe.
"Hey, Oliver, why do I see the Village Chief running around all over the place with a bleeding head?"
"Huh? What crazy nonsense are you on abou— HOLY SANDALS! Why isn't he wearing some pants?! Oh God! His junk is dangling all over the place! And no! Wait! He's bleeding all over the place! What do we do?!"
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"Let's just walk away and warn everybody to hide in their houses for now. It's the safest option, for both the Village Chief and us, and especially for us."
"But—!"
"Shush! No buts, Oliver! The great Village Chief is a mighty expert that has defeated a hundred men all on his own! Even if his methods were a bit... No. Perhaps the Village Chief is just having a rough day. Being a peerless expert is hard work after all."
I heard the two villagers whisper to each other. They immediately ran like hell's about to smash them dead when I returned my gaze at them though. I was also plucking the last flower over the village graveyard so I am now ready to concoct some pills.
"But I'm sure glad that my people understands me. Being a peerless expert is hard work after all."
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