Chapter 7

I became the strongest in the world and got bored.

"Ai! It's so lonely to be peerless! "

So I transformed into water and dived into the river of reincarnation. I chose to be reincarnated in a more powerful universe.

And then it's all random from there. But I did use the last bits of my power to sow karma and make sure I get reincarnated as a man.

How tragic it would be to be reincarnated otherwise.

I was then born as a useless cripple in the strongest clan of the continent. My father is the patriarch of the clan and everyone hates me.

So I got neglected, given resources to barely be able to live, hidden in a nameless village.

How could they treat me like this?! I was the strongest Water God! I'll show these mortals who's boss.

So as soon as my baby feet could let me crawl, I crawled and crawled until I got exhausted. I can't cultivate because I'm a cripple but I can temper my body!

Years pass by as I did 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and ran 10 km every single day.

I'm now at age 7 and can punch a tree in half just using the pure strength of my physical body. So I ramped the training up and multiplied the numbers by 10.

I'm now 12 and I can now destroy a rock with a single finger. It's a very profound technique that I created by myself wherein I concentrate all of my willpower inside my finger and use it like a spear.

I'll call it the Finger technique. And so I challenged everyone in this puny village and defeated them all.

"Haha! Village Chief you lose! I am now the owner of this village since the strong rules the weak!"

I proclaimed while surrounded by all of the villagers who have come to watch my challenge.

"Woah! He is so strong!"

"Amazing! He's only 12 yet he defeated the Village Chief who used to be a super powerful mercenary!"

The bloodied Village Chief laughed at me as he took out something from his pocket.

"You're courting death!"

He shouted as he swallowed a red pill. His muscles became very large and he gave off a feeling of a berserk beast ready to pounce.

Oh no! He must've ingested a forbidden pill! I barely defeated him with my current strength but now it seems like his strength multiplied by at least four times!

*ROOOOOAAARRRR!!*

I trembled and started getting ready to run but suddenly the Village Chief's muscles kept on enlarging and he suddenly exploded into a bloody pulp.

I then won the challenge and became the Village Chief.

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I got bored and decided to fish, I wanted to use my legendary fishing rod but I can't access my dantian since I'm still a cripple. So I kindly extorted one from the nice villagers.

I found a nice little pond just a little outside the village and started to fish. I immediately felt a tug on the string and reeled it in.

Then what came out of the pond was a pissed off Fairy Xia. Looks like she's still angry from when I spanked her little butt.

As I wasn't as powerful as before, I couldn't stop Fairy Xia from letting me enjoy another one of her butt spanking lessons.