《Truck-Kun's Adventures in Isekai-land》49. Laser Salmon
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They took me to a random building so I parked outside. I assumed they met some higher up golems after they went in.
For some reason, we were immediately assigned a mission according to 'Mr Gunhand', so I had to board the blimp again. Didn't even get to say if I agreed to join or not since I couldn't fit inside the doorway. And wasn't it a bit late for that?
3 PM technically wasn't that late, but considering flight times, it might be pretty late by the time we got back.
At least I can just read during the flight...
"Landing, we have reached the destination!" a speaker announced in Gunhand's voice.
Huh, that only took an hour.
I followed 'Gunhand' and a golem with nothing but a red gem on its face out. It was the same with that golem that kidnapped me. Did they have some sort of function or was it just decoration?
"Oh yeah, what's the mission anyway?" Radio asked.
I guess I should have thought of asking that before the flight.
"We're going to catch salmon. Apparently, it's spawning season and they need more people to catch them."
...
So let me guess, I'm just here for carrying the goods? Figures.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering what I was. Still sad though. Back on Earth, I think I also carried them often... Weird, I couldn't remember what I was carrying them for, other than my other friends who didn't make it here with me. No point in thinking too much about that now though.
"By the way, do you mind if we got into you? I think it'll be faster that way than if you just followed me."
"Sure," I told Radio to say.
They got in and told me the directions from then on. I heard the sound of sizzling and crackling in the distance for some reason.
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Then, a blue stream of light suddenly shot past me, burning a random tree's bark.
What the heck?
"Let's go!" Gunhand shouted.
Both he and the golem got out and started running ahead.
"Wait, where are you going?" said Radio.
They didn't answer so I just followed.
Another golem in armour was fighting... several salmon.
They had shimmering blue scales and weird bumps on their head. Several blue lasers fired from the bumps and struck the armour, leaving black marks on it. So that's where the sizzling sounds came from.
"Get lost! These are mine!" the armoured golem shouted after seeing up.
"We'll only take half from you." Gunhand grinned deviously.
"Bastards!"
In the end, they beat up the armoured golem, took out two crates out of nowhere and stuffed the fish in it. Was this some kind of mission where the more fish you get the more the rewards?
Those golems should really implement rules preventing this. At least they still gave one crate to it as promised, though I suspect it had a few less fish than the crate they kept.
"Hey, open your cargo!"
I opened it. Sheepy was casually eating some grass I tossed out to it earlier.
"What? Why do you have a sheep there?" Gunhand asked.
"It's my... pet sheep?"
"Hey! I'm nobody's pet!" Sheepy yelled.
The two golems didn't understand it.
"Whatever," Gunhand said, tossing the crate into me.
Hmm, I wonder how much EXP they were worth? I think those in the crates might be still alive.
As I followed them, I tried to use telekinesis to hit one of the fish in the head over and over but to no avail. Eventually, it got angry and fired a laser, hitting another salmon.
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Soon, all the salmon got into an all out battle. Opps? All of them but one died. Well... that was awkward. The golems probably weren't going to be too pleased about that, but at least they won't be able to tell it's my fault.
The last salmon was over in burns, many of its scales burnt off. Wait, I think I could finish it off at this point!
I grabbed the poor thing and bashed it a few times. It was probably not intelligent like the other animals I saw here anyway since they literally went nuts and killed each other over an accident.
[Trying to justify your actions?]
Why don't you justify constantly bothering me?
[+230 EXP]
Well, that wasn't worth it at all.
Other animals were trying to fish too, but they ran off after seeing the golems.
Before long, I had around ten crates loaded in. Sheepy was very displeased by the lack of space. For a moment, I wondered if I should put some of the crates in my cabin, but I decided that I didn't want to ruin my seats and carpet if the water spilt from them.
"You! What are you doing here?"
Eh? Oh, it was the bear from the snowy area. I should be the one asking what it was doing here!
"We're here to fish. Get lost if you want to keep your life!" Gunhand shouted.
He awkwardly tried to remove his arm for a few seconds. Finally, it came off with a lot of clicking. He pointed the gun at the bear.
"And what's that puny peashooter going to do?" the bear sneered.
"BANG!"
Wasn't that a bit too far?
"Crap, it went off by itself! I was only planning to do a warning shot!"
Oh okay.
"Ow!" the bear roared. "Bastards!"
It charged over and smacked the two golems, sending them tumbling away.
"I don't have any correlation to them! Don't hit me!" Radio shouted.
Maybe a bit cowardly but I wasn't going to complain in this situation. And now that I looked closer, the bullet didn't even leave a wound on the bear.
"Yeah, very likely." it snorted. "I'll let you and your friends off easy this time for your favour."
"A favour?"
"When you woke me up, I realised it was this time of the year so I quickly ran here."
From a bracelet around one of its front legs, a black grill suddenly popped out. It waved its paws and suddenly, flames rose from inside it.
"Now get lost before I change my mind!" it said, throwing a salmon onto the grill.
I dragged the two unconscious golems into my cabin and drove off back toward the blimp. Never thought I'd see a bear grilling fish...
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Tales From the Terran Republic
We tried, you know… We really did. We tried so hard to be… better… We actually were better once. No, seriously. We were enlightened, generous, peaceful… Stop laughing! We were! We were peaceful, dammit! No, I’m not “tugging your winglets.” It’s true! Look, if you’re going to be like that, I’ll just push the launch button right now. See ya, don’t wanna be… Oh, you ARE interested after all? Ok. Hey, I just got word that your captain will be ok. We were able to get him into a med pod quick enough… Of course, we tried to save him. Just what sort of people do you think we are?... Now that was harsh… completely accurate, mind you… but harsh. Anyway, like I was saying, we were a prosperous, peaceful people, and war had been nothing but a distant memory for over five hundred years before it happened... Before Yellowstone happened! You don’t mean to tell me that you didn’t know about that… massive supervolcano? Blew the Hell out of our planet? Two years where nothing grew?… Anyway, that’s what started it, the Sol Wars… Oh, you have heard about those, huh? Well, needless to say, all that enlightened, generous, and peaceful didn’t exactly make it through the two years of complete famine and the wars that followed… Maybe it’s more accurate to say the enlightened, generous, and peaceful among us didn’t survive… (laughs)… You’re right. It does explain a lot, doesn’t it? Probably for the best, though. “Enlightened” and “peaceful” aren’t really all that useful out here in the galaxy at large, are they? That reminds me; thanks for the ship. You guys did a great job with this one. Oh, don’t be like that. At least it was us what got you and not one of the really messed groups like the Harlequin or the Black Angels. We’re just going to take your shit. It could be worse… trust me... Well, anyway, we loaded the life pods down with some good food, and you guys can drink alcohol, right? We put in a couple of fifths in there, too. It’s about forty percent ethanol, so be warned. Most species will want to dilute that. We’ll drop your wounded off somewhere safe once they are stable. Your fleet patrols this area fairly regularly, and we’ll drop the distress beacon right before we jump… Well, It’s been fun and no hard feelings, right?… Oh, you want to know some more? Sure. I got time to kill… Let me tell you about this one pirate and her crew. They’re Terran scum, but they are still… Why do we hate the Terrans? Hoo Boy… How much time you got? *** It’s the thirty-second century, and humanity is now part of a galactic civilization comprised of hundreds of worlds. Humanity has been savaged by natural disaster and war and has been fractured into several separate populations, all of which loathe each other (some things never change). This is a gritty drama-driven rambling tale that swings between action, drama, horror, and plenty of very, very dark comedy. Warning: contains adult situations, absolutely horrible language, bathroom humor, implied ultra-violence, actual ultra-violence, drugs, alcohol, pirates, mercs, xeno prostitutes, moral ambiguity, deranged AI's with identity issues, giant commie space slugs, and a poor little frog girl who just wants to sell coffee. Updates twice weekly on Tuesday and Friday. *** Note: This story can get rough. Those warning tags? They aren't for show. I recently received a review and as a result I want to make one thing clear. Portraying something is NOT endorsing it! Many "heavy" topics are touched upon and just because a character says or does something does not imply that the author feels the same way. I selected the "Anti-Hero Lead" and "Villainous Lead" tags for a reason. Rule number one of this story is "no good guys". A good description of the story is, "bad people doing bad things to worse people". There are a few good characters, here and there, but they are the exception to the rule. If you want a hard-hitting, exciting, gritty sci-fi story that doesn't pull any punches, or shies away from "difficult" concepts, welcome! If you are set on a pure and noble knight that runs around and slays conveniently evil monsters and rescues totally innocent princesses... or your sensibilities are easily offended... You're not going to be happy with this one.
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