《Truck-Kun's Adventures in Isekai-land》37. The Golems
Advertisement
When I made it back to the town, the guards weren't there. The gates were just closed, like that.
Two humanoids suddenly popped out of the air as I approached. Invisibility magic?
They were made out of some kind of metal and I could see bolts and screws holding them together. Their faces were oddly human-like, both male, which was kind of an odd contrast.
"Did something happen?" I told Radio to ask.
"Present your card and pay the toll." one of them said dully.
Urgh, this again.
"Uh... we saved Galu earlier, you can ask the previous guards!"
"We saw. That is unrelated. Please show your card at the very least."
Huh, so they were watching the whole time? Were these guys backup guards or something?
"I... lost my card." Radio sounded anxious.
"That is not a valid excuse. Even a toddler would have trouble losing a literal soulbound object, let alone someone with a vehicl-"
The robot's eyes suddenly seemed to lose focus. I felt a strange force washing over me and felt invaded. This robot, it could see the same way I did!
"I see. You are a runaway machine." the machine said.
"Wha-what?" Radio stammered.
I didn't tell it to say that, but I understood why it was nervous. Running away from the troublesome grove only to get into more trouble here...
"Was it the Unbound?"
"What's that?"
"You- urgh." the robot seemed annoyed. "The Unbound! You know, that famous group of golems that goes around breaking golems out of their contracts. The name even says it all!"
"Uh, what does that have to do with me? I'm not a golem, so-"
"As far as the dictionary is concerned, anything with a core is a golem, whether it was built for golems or not. You have a mind, so it's clear you have a core, thus a golem."
Advertisement
What?
"MN356, she- it's just messing with you." the other robot said. "Ignore it and wait for the guards to deal with this."
"Don't call me by that name. It's Jaxt! JAXT!" said the first robot. "Do I have to drill it into your empty skull?"
"Whatever. I never saw the appeal of human names."
"You just have no sense of identity. Besides, some golems are just that ignorant. Especially when the master hides news from it." Jaxt said.
"What's going on?"
I felt the same way as Radio.
"So should we report it to the guards or no?" the other robot asked unenthusiastically.
"Don't," Jaxt said before turning back to face me. "You, meet us outside tonight. We are responsible for night guard. Not a lot of time to explain to stuff to you now, they're probably almost done with their prayers."
"I didn't ask to be dragged into this."
"Whatever."
I was a bit lost. Could use a bit of time to collect my thoughts.
"Let me think for a bit!" Radio spoke for me.
So from what I gathered, it seems that they called machines golems here or something? And the "CPU" is called the core? And apparently, they were contracted or something because there's some golem group called Unbound breaking them out or something? Not sure.
At any rate, I didn't feel like they meant harm. I decided I might as well. In weather so cold, it'd be hard to get my engine going again once off anyway so I was probably going to be up the whole night later.
"Okay. I'll meet you at this gate later!"
"Good. Now don't act suspicious and wait for the guards."
We faced each other in silence awkward. I asked Tablet for the time several times while waiting. By the time the guards came back, It was 2:32 PM.
Advertisement
"Oh, sorry if Jaxt and Minnie were making trouble for you." one of them said. "I'll open the gate for you."
"I prefer to be referred to as MN357."
Poor Minnie. No wonder it 'never saw the appeal of human names'.
After the guards let me through, I went to Galu's cottage.
"Hey Truck, you came back right after the prayers!" the little boy ran out enthusiastically.
He must have heard me from inside the house. Either the soundproofing sucked or he had pretty good hearing.
"Hi, Galu!" Radio said.
"Oh yeah, you must be curious! We have a tradition here where we pray to the great ice dragon every day! It's becaus-"
No... not this again.
"-hearing that, she heroically set out to fight the demon lord! The brave heroes teamed up with her and finally destroyed the evil monster forever! But the great dragon still didn't return! So-"
I think that means she died.
"...and that's why we pray to her every day!"
Cool, wasn't paying attention.
"Truck, that's a bit mean..."
Hey, I didn't come here for a history lesson!
"Oh yeah, what did you catch from your trip? I can take you to the local butcher to sell it for some money if you want." Galu said.
That's more on my page. Unfortunately, I only had that weird root centipede. I almost wished I didn't bury those deer. No, don't think of something so nasty!
"I only found this."
I showed floated the headless root in the air before him.
"Ew, smelly!" Galu put his hand over his nose. "I'll ask dad if it's worth anything."
Not longer after he ran into the house, Talkative No.2, Yueler came out. He took a good look at it and seemed surprised.
"Ah, that's a Rootworm! Very nasty creatures. You must have pretty good mental resistance if you managed to kill one."
...yeah, totally.
"They're a pretty sought after alchemic ingredient. The folks at the potion shop would probably pay a gold coin for it."
What? A gold coin sounded like a lot! How much bronze was that?
Radio, this is not an invitation to ask him. He'd expect us to know so that would be suspicious!
"I know, I wasn't planning to ask..." Radio whispered.
Just in case.
"I like the tea you can make with it though, so mind selling it to me for 90 silver? As a discount for a friend!"
"But it's smelly..." mumbled Galu softly.
What the hell? Of course not!
"Uh..."
Yueler laughed.
"Just kidding! 1 gold and 10 silver. Deal?"
I quickly did the trade before he could change his mind. Now to figure out how much 1 gold was worth...
Advertisement
- In Serial584 Chapters
Only Villains Do That
While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord. This is not his story. Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord. A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world. Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean. A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do. Updates Tuesday and Friday. Most Patreon tiers get to read one chapter in advance of the public release!
8 947 - In Serial24 Chapters
DEZION. Rise of the Supreme sovereign.
A world that dominates another world. An empire with extremely high ambitions. A land of danger, chaos but also immense opportunities. An inevitable war is on the horizon. A group coming to gather despise the racial differences A family facing destruction because of power. A chosen one looking for his destiny. If your interest is peaked, follow Dezion and the adventures he goes through in his life. In this world where your soul companions are your pride, power and prestige. I hope you guys can enjoy it. This is a story where different races and powers will be fighting for supremacy. A story of unity and friendship but also devastating losses and sorrow.
8 121 - In Serial7 Chapters
Lost in a Dream
Published Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! If dreaming is a drug, then I'm a junkie. For most people, sleeping is an obstacle. Something to get out of the way, so they can get back to their life. For others, it's an escape to nothing, a blissful break from the wears of life. It's the opposite for me. I live so that I can dream; I work so that I can go home and close my eyes, awakening in the real world. My real world. After all, what is reality if not the place where dreams don't come true? Can you fight a dragon on your way home from work, or conquer a foreign land to save an oppressed people from their malevolent overlords after vacuuming the living room? Can you visit a land where mountains look like freshly baked phyllo dough, or live in a castle bigger than my apartment complex? Tigers instead of taxes. Monsters instead of men with too much power. Reality is just the word we came up with to accept a mundane life. A birthing place for grander ideas we wish could materialize. I choose to live in a world where they do.
8 164 - In Serial7 Chapters
Herald of Tomorrow
No other game has ever come close. It's the largest online world ever created, connecting billions of players all across the expansive Earth Empire. When the governing Herald AI begins to glitch, specialist Arama Kitano answers the call. In what begins as a routine repair, Arama soon discovers an insidious plot. In a race against time, she must finish the job, no matter the cost.
8 132 - In Serial24 Chapters
Prelude to Forever : Alden & Maine
A Fictional chronicle of Alden and Maine, how their love developed from work buddies to friendship and love or more succinctly, from Alden and Yaya Dub to Alden and Maine, to RJ and Meng. Stories are inspired by posts on social media accounts of both Alden and Maine, actual Kalyeserye episodes, and feature stories covered by fan magazines. I try to recreate scenarios as close as possible to how things might actually happen, what thoughts go through their minds, as their beautiful relationships unfold. Enjoy this journey with me :)
8 209 - In Serial19 Chapters
Slam Poetry
Poems written by me for everyone.Comment idea for a mention.Number 546 in poetry.Number 395 in poetry.Number 961 in poetry.Number 862 in poetry.Number 455 in poetry.Number 485 in poetry.Number 508 in poetry.Number 279 in poetry.Number 411 in poetry.Number 247 in poetry.Number 427 in poetry.Number 543 in poetry.Number 593 in poetry.Number 295 in poetryNumber 516 in poetry.Number 837 in poetry. Number 643 in poetry.Number 815 in poetry.Number 725 in poetry.Number 231 in poetry.
8 137

