Hi my name is Ophie and I am very famous super star who is emcee at local supermarket grocery dancing floor talk. Everyday people and kids from all the the world cheer for me and I smile because I like to be Ophine Emcee and today I am pick up groceries from shop it is fun and I dance and people cheer when I talk show. 

But secretly my hobby is jaywalk and today I walk on road because I see many car so I dodge and dance like superstar and people see and say wow I am happy this is good dance.

Policeman see but is very touch and cry so he say law forgive you and try to run towards me but me continue dance on cars until me far away. Policeman look sad.

But sudden I see truck and truck is jealous of my dance so he dab on me and me angry. I walk into front of truck and dance to show who is alpha but suddenly truck fast and is crash. I am realise cannot dodge, so I am use my power fabulous pose menacing (sadly no stand I am fall).

Truck is crash coming I am very sad have life flashback. Life flashback of truck because I have superpower and very strong. Truck is crash and explode. I walk out of truck crash but sadly my clothes did not make survive. Me look at truck so I cry and was sad then realised he dab me so not my fault so I dab back on the hater and walk away. Me very happy.

An escaped mental patient decided to dance on the highway, running face first into a truck. He was unharmed. The truck, however, was not fine. It was apparent that trucks did not in fact have the durability to withstand a mentally ill patient's rampage.

Allegedly, a policeman tried to stop the crazed man dancing on the road, but his shouts were reciprocated by a smile and a wave. Witnesses attest that the man was spotted hours earlier in the hardware store, attempting to sing and dance as he held one of the microphones for sale. When asked, the owner of the hardware store said that he had a fear of insanity and did not want to catch the "crazy virus". He was later admitted to the mental hospital as well much to his disappointment. 

We also asked the passengers of the cars that were affected, but they admitted they weren't paying attention. So we asked the drivers, who also admitted they weren't paying attention. We regret to inform you they were all sent to the mental hospital as well. 

After the broadcast, the news reporter will also be sent to the mental hospital. He announces his regrets- Wait, that's me... What? I assure you that I am in fact not insane, please do not-

Ophie who had attacked the news reporter and stolen the microphone was captured and sent back to the hospital. The actual news reporter proceeded to calmly tell the actual news and assured the viewers that countless innocents were not sent to the mental hospital.

As for researchers and scientists, they were baffled by how the man had gotten away unharmed. There was not even the slightest scratch on him despite the Ophie shaped hole smashed into the front of the truck. It was as if the man was a hunk of metal rather than made of flesh.

Even stranger was perhaps how there seemed to be no traces of a driver in the truck. The truck itself was of unknown origin, failing to match the models of any manufacturers in the world. It led to massive amounts of conspiracy theories that circulated through the internet like wildfire (though most rational people disclaimed it as "bullshit").