《journal teleport science something》somebody made a mistake and it might have been me
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badgegirl is back
she brought tea for me
and she didn't talk at all
not even one word
now she is sitting outside
without looking at me
badgegirl is
well anyway
tea time
oh wow condensed milk and everything
well lah dee dah
look at the queen of the castle here
sipping her sweet milky tea
no badgegirl no do not ruin this moment by talking
too late. she talked. waited until teatime. my most receptive mood. so cunning. i must respect.
not sure what to do now though
i can actually talk
i mean you have to be able to use voice if you want to sing along with songs
or mutter to yourself while fiddling with teleports
muttering v important part of superscience process
everyone knows that
but
well
maybe i will just write out some stuff
that seems
safe
so
here i go i guess
to: badgegirl
it is difficult to say this
and please note that i still do not want you to talk to me or look at me and especially not touch me
but
your tea creation skills are appreciated
and i like your badges
and your silence
but when you do talk
your voice does not make me want to scream except i can't scream i can't do anything
which is what happens when most humans talk to me
your voice just makes me feel like rats are inside me and trying to eat their way out
trust me that is better than usual
so take the compliment
also
i apologise for rendering you and every human in this bunker temporarily unconscious
it's not personal
well except for that one human who shot me
it's a little bit personal for them
anyway i have more to say
but first
to: notbadgegirl humans
you leave a lot of chemicals just lying around your bunker
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might want to look at that
also when you take someone prisoner
make sure that one of their eyes is not an eyespider
also do not give the prisoner their minicomputer back
with a v obvious keylogger on it
at least try to hide that nonsense
oh and also do not read their journal without permission
and if you do read their journal do not believe everything that is written there
especially do not believe your prisoner when they say things like how letting them walk their eyespider around might make them better and more communicative and etc
this is great advice i am giving you so please appreciate
the next person you capture might be more
y'know
murderish
oh yes also do not believe a superscience genius girl when she says that she did not give her eyespider hands
of course i flipping well gave my eyespider hands
what do you think i am
stupid or something
anyway
enough of you
to: badgegirl again
you will probably have a headache when you wake up
i have left a headache cure near you
nobody else gets the cure
so you can feel special about that
thank you for the tea
i am going to steal half your condensed milk before i leave
just fyi
okay
bye
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