《journal teleport science something》just so flipping tired
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thought humans could at least deal with some ants
how hard is it to kill a giant ant
not very
in my experience
but
these humans are not doing so good. despite tanglyfence. thought it seemed like a good idea. maybe okay against small numbers. these are not small numbers. bulletguns can kill ants though. and vehicles can be. useful. i have seen humans deal with ants.
but
humans are dead. because of ants. ants that are here. because of me. because i needed distraction. so. so. not. dealing. well.
wait though
that was. past. days. different ants. haven't been fighting this whole time. have they? no. they haven't. they killed the ants i brought. distraction ants. so these are new ants. so this isn't me. maybe not me. don't know. badfeelings still here. reason cannot defeat feeling. badgegirl is. don't know. eyespider hiding. watching. humans running around. defending. but. lots of ants. antsiege maybe or just. don't know.
still not dealing well
like humans are not dealing well
with all these insects
teleport almost done. maybe. junkroom turned out to be. mostly junk. but. good junk. got syncing protocols running. touched biscuit fort portal. just have to. fiddle. wait. ignore. escape.
or
notignore
everything still working. shield. weapons. biscuit fort still okay. why haven't ants eaten it? makes no sense. or. are these ants. my ants? if it's not. biscuit fort. then. is it. me?
i don't know what the flip is going on
but
i could. actually. help. humans. in this. situation. but. probably i would just get shot or something before helping. yes that's the thing. i can't leave junkroom. or cupboardland. humans are running around everywhere. i would be spotted. i would be. something. therefore i can't help. oh well. back to teleport fiddling. yay yay.
ah no brain do not give me another possibility
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do not do that
computer you better not tell me
well thanks computer. thanks fingers for typing in questions to computer. thanks brain for thinking of questions. all such pals.
so. could probably teleport myself up above ground. with this teleport. i made. from junk. this junkport. instead of syncing to biscuit fort. but no. why waste teleport. to kill these ants for these nonsense mammals. so they don't get eaten. leaving humans free to hassle me. as they have been doing. and will continue to do. they won't appreciate this jin. you know that. they will shoot you in the back while you are actively helping them. there is no reward for this course of action. only penalties. consequences. badends.
but also. maybe. humans don't die.
so
so
so.
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