well

hmm

there's a car stuck in tea room

not the whole car

just like

part of it

also exit portal got donked up

by the whole car incident

so goodbye nonlethal solution

it seemed like a good idea

but it was probably doomed from the start

peacefully send hostile humans to a nice tea room

what kind of idiot would think that could work

also

starfax pimsneyback is dead

not feeling very good about this

my loving scooter

so good at carrying swords

and also carrying me

we had good times

until humans

decided to wreck all my stuff

and also seriously try to kill me

so many bullets

v hard to not just

y'know

use a laser shotgun to quickly and simply solve this problem

such a straightforward solution

efficient

but that is not what i did

when all those humans showed up out of nowhere

while i was happily destroying anthouses

which benefits them too so i don't know

rationality is not a welcome guest at the humanity house party

anyway

some really difficult stuff happened. humans. vehicles. bulletguns. yes lots of those. exploding grenades. trapped jin. scared jin. nowhere to run. starfax explodes. jin explodes. shield saves jin etc etc

you might think i got away but nope. they got me. this is my ghost writing this. woooo. yes keep up the stupid gags there jin. good for morale. anyway. not actually dead. just making that clear. because. well just i'm not dead. now it seems like i am actually dead because i keep denying it so much.

backpedal backpedal backpedal

so i did get away. used all my teleport anchors. just threw them everywhere and synced them all up and made a big crisscrossing weird portal thing all over the ground. it looked really. pretty. then most humans and 1/5 of one vehicle went through the portals. into tea room. exit portal died. the era of tea room has come to an end. hats off. moment of silence.

move on

biscuit fort got exploded slightly. drones prevented entrance. but. it was close. think maybe humans knew i was not home. set up ambush. tried to break in. and kill me. and etc

i don't really know what to do now

things have escalated ridiculously

maybe hiding is the best

as i always suspected

but maybe

bleh

like do they even realise

no

or maybe they do

like if i was seriously some kind of chaotic evil mad scientist there would not be

i mean

how flipping easy humans die

can't coherent

too upset

just man they are lucky they are dealing with a sad scientist. so lucky. it's like they have no clue how squishy they are. humans are walking bags of highly pressurised blood. some bones. everything basically vital. like you can point to any part of a human and be like hmm this bit? and then you have to be like nope need that part to stop from just dying instantly. this bit? nope that stops my blood from turning into poison. this bit? nope nope you are not listening all the bits. all the bits are

what am i

babbling

jin. jin focus up. humans are trying to kill you. giant ants are trying to kill you. you are alone here. no one is going to help you. just about the only good thing in this horror situation. you only have to think about. you.

so

think

about

you

but no i just can't think of any way to stop this

like if i go to their base and explode something or i don't know whatever i do is not going to make them suddenly not want to murder me

even if i do something useful for them they will just

i don't know

misinterpret

or maybe stop trying to kill me and start trying to catch me

if they think i can be useful to them then

dunno

humans don't do well with useful things

they don't treat them good

okay but okay

whole city teleport project needed power like that was the big sticking point

i have power

i have a whole power plant

i have designs for macroanchors

theoretical but still

what if

i teleport

human base

somewhere else?

instead of running away from my problems

i will force my problems to run away from me

anyway it's something to focus on for now

oh boy do i need some focus