《journal teleport science something》there is no possible downside to giving a hammer to a robot
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huh
went to do a thing with antbits
and i don't have any antbits
maybe went a bit crazy making all those antswords. didn't even realise i used up all my dead ants. like i was all oh yeah ant corpses? i got ant corpses. i got ant corpses for miles. could open up my own antcorpse dealership. jin's preloved antcorpses. come on down and we'll make you a deal.
what was i talking about
oh yeah corpses. antbits. absence of. still got a bunch of goopy antblood lying around. haven't figured out any use for that yet. i mean my computer took a look at it and was all like 'you could eat this jin' and i was like computer you so crazy. then it said there's a bunch of magnesium and calcium and nitrogen and other stuff in there so i was all like. yeah. great. grab that stuff. sounds useful. and the computer was all 'no jin you don't understand you need to make this special goodstuff extractor if you want the good stuff in this disgusting smelly ant blood'
and i was like. man. why does everything take so. much. effort.
thank you for listening to today's episode of jin and the computer. the heartwarming tale of a superscience genius girl and her crippling social issues.
meanwhile i tracked down #4 hulk drone. that guy was miles away. i think maybe i set him to autohunt/autokill during the antsiege and also told him to stay way the heck away from where i was and then forgot to turn that off. so he was just like rumbling around launching crud at ants. for days. and days. and days. called him back in now anyway. hopefully he'll get back okay. probably he will. that guy's a real trooper. i mean he's taken some damage but eh. there's a reason i call him hulk.
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haven't paid much attention to other scamps lately. been distracted by ants and things to deal with ants. and water. and the horrible things that live in water. and how to murder the horrible things that live in water. scamps just always in the background. doing their thing. fixing the place. cleaning the place. scavenging scrap. killing ants when i don't feel like killing ants. should show them some love i guess.
on the other hand they are my robotic minions and as much as i enjoy treating them as if they have personalities and hopes and dreams they are just drones
wow jin
you so cold girl
talking about your scamps like that
antwar has changed you
it has taken more than just your arm
it has taken
your
fingers
maybe i will do some fiddling. get #1 in here. my first. my special. see if i can do some upgrades or something. she's just on construction and maintenance but i dunno. put a superhammer on her or something. have to make a superhammer first of course. and also figure out what a superhammer is. those are just details though.
kind of feel like i was supposed to be doing something
but oh well
tonight is all about me and my girl #1
after all
the greatest gift
you can give your drones
is time
and a superhammer
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