《journal teleport science something》nobody told me scooters are fun and that is a crime
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right yes water. giver of life. cleanser of grubbiness. figured i should sort out this plumbing problem because dying of thirst in the middle of all this would be pretty embarrassing. also gave me a chance to test out starfax pimsneyback. my loving scooter. haven't done much in the way of mods yet. just converted her to run on aggbies. antgutgem batteries are aggbies now. truefacts stated.
anyway she runs pretty well. little starfax pimsneyback. zipped me out along the pipes. not literally along the pipes. like i wasn't riding on top of a pipe. that'd be pretty rad though. beside the pipes i guess. also above them when they were underground.
why am i writing so much about pipes
anyway the important thing is that i got to like the water delivery factory? what the heck are those places called. anyway it was ant city over there. didn't get close enough to engage because who needs the hassle. headed over to the river instead. not a lot of ants around there. water and ants doesn't mix maybe? or they got no use for water. or they got their own water stuff. ant drinks. ant beer. cute little giant ant pubs where they forget their troubles and everybody knows your name. because everybody's name is anthony.
so at first i was like 'o no how am i gonna get this precious water all the way to biscuit fort' but then i was like
jin
you beautiful fool
you are ace at teleports
so now i got scamps making like a river thing near biscuit fort, also a reservoir, also an indoor swimming pool, also a waterslide. gonna be splash city over here. hey why not. restraint is not a major component of the superscience life. once its all finished just gotta put a teleportal in the river linked to one here and boom. water.
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big problem there is power. getting better at making aggbies and not running low on aggs but teleportal/aggbie interaction is still weird. can't get enough stability. and trust me. you do not. want. unstable.teleports. seriously you don't.
thats just a superscience problem though. i can do those. just gotta figure this out. meanwhile i got #6 and her scavenger army doing the thing between here and the river, and #4 patrolling around there. oh yeah didn't take the crudlauncher off him yet. figure if i'm not around then whatever. go ahead and launch that crud everywhere little buddy. just go on and have a great old time.
anyway just setting up a teleportal in the river isn't such a good idea for sustainability and etc so i'm gonna have to make like a facility there. like an outpost. that sounds cool. outposts. just like a little minifort. doesn't have to be fancy. just sturdy. with some crudturrets and such. yes. i am liking this sense of progression.
meanwhile in ant army thats definitely going to attack me any second now news. getting a lot more scouts and maybe workers lately. so far scamps and their turrets are doing a good job of yknow killing them dead. also good for constant supply of aggs. bullets are running out fast though. don't know if i can get more anytime soon. so now i also got to figure out how to make my own bullets. i mean crudballs are okay. but bullets are like. way better. almost like they're specifically designed to kill stuff or something.
so yeah
gotta make that facility
gotta figure out this teleportal/aggby nonsense
gotta make like a bulletmaker
busybusybusy
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