《journal teleport science something》[BRAINTHOUGHTSCIENCESOMETHING CAPTURE DEVICE V0.00000001]
Advertisement
CAPTURE LOG
okay. here we go. this is real, jin. this is real now. you are going to do this because you have to do this. you're not weak. it's just one giant ant. you're so much better than an ant. check the teleportal. it's okay. of course it's okay because you're ace at teleports because you are a superscience genius. you'll come out in the break room. behind the vending machines. probably too small for the giant ant to get in. it'll be out in the main warehouse area. not sure how big it is. bigger than me. but i'm used to that. everything's bigger than me. when has that ever stopped me doing anything.
i am a superscience genius girl. i have a teleportal crudthrower.
i can do this
i can do this
I can do this.
oh gob i can hear it scuttling around out there maybe it'll just go away on its own and ignore all the sweet delicious biscuits
no jin
bad
can't just ignore stuff. not when it's important. can't live your whole life underground.
or could i
no no no come on girl. come on. you got this. you know the deal.
sometimes there's no choice but to fight
so
yknow
fight
but let's be really careful because oh glob i really don't want to die i really really don't want to get eaten by a giant ant
oh man
there it is
just like
there
all giant anting and junk just like trying to get into that biscuit crate
okay jin
you got a shot here
maybe just get a bit closer
confidence in accuracy is not a guest at jin's giant ant conflict party
okay
okay
NOPE SEES ME SEES ME GIANT ANT SEES ME KILL TRIGGER DEATH NOPE MISSED TOTALLY MISSED RUN DODGE RUN RUN RUN RUN RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
Advertisement
okay okay. where is this. other side of warehouse. ant somewhere over there so okay okay this feels good i mean not good good but yknow better than some potential alternatives that i could think of
ant thinks i'm still over there i think
so like
element of surprise is mine maybe
so like just creep up and peek around that corner and put some crudballs in that ants backside. moving now. moving nnnnnow. now. oh come on body get with the program we gotta do a thing here. okay here we go for reals now. mind over matter baby mind over matter.
oh yeah there she is. thinks i'm still over there. stupid insect. yes that is how i win this battle. superior intellect and CHARGING ANT CHARGING ANT KNOWS IM HERE TRIGGER TRIGGER
AH
GOT IT wait did I though or did it just STILL COMING BLEW OFF A LEG BUT ITS STILL COMING AHHHH WHAT DO BISCUITS TOWER OF BISCUITS CLIMB TOWER OF BISCUITS
wait can ants climb
YEP THEY CAN CLIMB THEY CAN CLIMB REALLY FLIPPING WELL SHOOTY SHOOTY CRUDBALL AHHHHHH
END OF FILE
Advertisement
- In Serial195 Chapters
My Master Is A Tsundere
Rant Valo was an outcast in his village. His dream was to marry the village maiden, Zaria, and live a normal life.
8 1449 - In Serial55 Chapters
Spirit Reincarnation
Beings of unimaginable power exist within our universe. Only few mortals reach the path of immortality and gain that 'unimaginable' power. "Sometimes these powers can come at a price" As much as there are gods, there are also deities who use their power for evil. They are beings who have the power to instantly change the shape of a star, bend the matter in a black hole or absorb the energy from a sun. These beings are what the Old Gods call immortals. The Universal Primordial’s children and the new generation of gods...I, Clyde Astley was born into a world where gods are much more active than in my previous life. I’ll use the power I was given to protect the ones I love. I won’t make the same mistakes I made when I became a NEET in my previous world and lost the love of my family. “End this suffering that will fall upon this world.” “You may be talented but don’t get conceited. It is only potential in the end.”“Do not accept their offer…”“I lost my emotions after watching the person I love die, countless times.” This world will suffer all for the sake of a certain someone’s goal. -
8 319 - In Serial10 Chapters
The Rage
Hidden in the darkness, they stalk the unwary. They have a hunger, a burning desire to taste of the flesh of others and their bite carries an infection, a virus that will send those who are bitten, crazy.Those infected lose everything that makes them human, leaving them with just an urge for violence, for lust, for hunger and an unquenchable rage!In the city of Leeds, Sarah, a young nurse, sees first-hand, the effects of this infection as it sweeps through the city, filling the emergency room with injured people. Unable to do more than bandage their wounds and send them home, she doesn’t realise how bad things are about to become.Not far away, Jack, finds himself thrust into the role of leader as his tower block is quarantined by the military when martial law descends on the city. With little food and a community in terror, he has to hold things together and find a way to survive as the city dies around him.
8 202 - In Serial21 Chapters
The Binding of Lupo
Set in the year 2245 on the distant planet of Arcathia. Ayden O'Hara is a troubled 24 year old with the unique power of telekinesis. Plagued by a recurring nightmare of Red August, a terrorist attack that took his mother as a child and left him disfigured. He wants nothing more to see those reponsible behind bars and allows himself to be drafted into a special government task force to hunt the terrorist group. This story is LGBT friendly. Follow me on Twitter @felixwritez for more content including artwork and character bios!
8 178 - In Serial35 Chapters
Reincarnated into the Otome Game as the Princess Villainess?!
When Primrose, an average everyday girl, walks home in the rain, she spots a kitten sitting in the middle of the road and a truck approaching at high speed.And as a closet animal-lover, how could she not save it from the ever so devious and doomsday device truck-sama?Follow her rebirth in a well-known and loved otome game as Princess Amaryllis Aster Fleur de Kusteza--the villainess.HIGHEST RANKING IN FANTASY: #13this book is actual trash and im questioning while people still read it lmao
8 130 - In Serial7 Chapters
Help Me
Bella is on Port Angeles when tragedy strikes. A certain Cullen "sees" what is going to happen and races to where it would happen. Before it gets too bad the vampire kills the group of men, while saving her mate. What happens when Bella falls for this certain pixy vampire, and learns all about them?A Bellice fanfic
8 187

