《journal teleport science something》[BRAINTHOUGHTSCIENCESOMETHING CAPTURE DEVICE V0.00000001]
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okay. here we go. this is real, jin. this is real now. you are going to do this because you have to do this. you're not weak. it's just one giant ant. you're so much better than an ant. check the teleportal. it's okay. of course it's okay because you're ace at teleports because you are a superscience genius. you'll come out in the break room. behind the vending machines. probably too small for the giant ant to get in. it'll be out in the main warehouse area. not sure how big it is. bigger than me. but i'm used to that. everything's bigger than me. when has that ever stopped me doing anything.
i am a superscience genius girl. i have a teleportal crudthrower.
i can do this
i can do this
I can do this.
oh gob i can hear it scuttling around out there maybe it'll just go away on its own and ignore all the sweet delicious biscuits
no jin
bad
can't just ignore stuff. not when it's important. can't live your whole life underground.
or could i
no no no come on girl. come on. you got this. you know the deal.
sometimes there's no choice but to fight
so
yknow
fight
but let's be really careful because oh glob i really don't want to die i really really don't want to get eaten by a giant ant
oh man
there it is
just like
there
all giant anting and junk just like trying to get into that biscuit crate
okay jin
you got a shot here
maybe just get a bit closer
confidence in accuracy is not a guest at jin's giant ant conflict party
okay
okay
NOPE SEES ME SEES ME GIANT ANT SEES ME KILL TRIGGER DEATH NOPE MISSED TOTALLY MISSED RUN DODGE RUN RUN RUN RUN RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
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okay okay. where is this. other side of warehouse. ant somewhere over there so okay okay this feels good i mean not good good but yknow better than some potential alternatives that i could think of
ant thinks i'm still over there i think
so like
element of surprise is mine maybe
so like just creep up and peek around that corner and put some crudballs in that ants backside. moving now. moving nnnnnow. now. oh come on body get with the program we gotta do a thing here. okay here we go for reals now. mind over matter baby mind over matter.
oh yeah there she is. thinks i'm still over there. stupid insect. yes that is how i win this battle. superior intellect and CHARGING ANT CHARGING ANT KNOWS IM HERE TRIGGER TRIGGER
AH
GOT IT wait did I though or did it just STILL COMING BLEW OFF A LEG BUT ITS STILL COMING AHHHH WHAT DO BISCUITS TOWER OF BISCUITS CLIMB TOWER OF BISCUITS
wait can ants climb
YEP THEY CAN CLIMB THEY CAN CLIMB REALLY FLIPPING WELL SHOOTY SHOOTY CRUDBALL AHHHHHH
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