《The Tragic Tale of a Zombie Survivalist》Happy News~! (+Sex Scene)
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Haha! This is awesome! Once people decided to purchase Skeletons, they had to come through me! I can make a killing!
Why do this, though?
Because we need Resources! I’m not talking about those wimpy metal, wood, and stone types. Ever since the Talent Show, The System has changed. You could call it an update. There are more materials to use. For example, Orichalcum. It exists now!
Plus, there are Guides for Dummies on everything!
I’m not talking about a normal book, these are Skill Books! Job Books! Manuals! These System Books can instantly transfer information into someone!
Already we have loads of Blacksmiths and Engineers. People are testing the new materials and combining them with modern technology to create awesome new stuff!
The creation of those Inventory Bags like Sarah’s was a big step in the right direction. We couldn’t make a lot, but as soon as it was made, the System recognized it and added it to the Shop!
Wow!
Can you imagine a car made out of Mithril?! Or a gun made out of Adamantine?!
Haha! How can I not help but laugh?!
Many times, we have discussed things with the military. They are reluctant to fight us, and they try not to anger us. However, I feel like it’s only a matter of time until they try and fight me. Of course, at that time, we won’t be out gunned.
Probably the biggest mystery is the Necromancers. They don’t have the limitless things that I had. They could only Summon a specific amount, like Ribcage and the Mimic. Of course, this would change with the Level of the Spell.
So how come mine evolve like it does?
Well, Navi told me it was because I was the first Necromancer. Using my actions, the System went about nerfing the Necromancer Job. In fact, they made it so that anybody not Undead would actually be weaker at Necromancy and Death Magic.
And since I was first, I got to keep the original settings.
Nice.
Plus, my Skeletons are intelligent. I can issue orders from afar and determine if I want to change their owners. That was what I did with the armies we have, sending them to different people like Reese or Spot.
But those who buy my Skeletons don’t actually control my Skeletons. Ever since the first couple of freebies to Clan members, I realized that multiple Necromancers is a horrible idea! Thankfully, I didn’t give the military their own Skeletons. I could control them.
They kept trying to purchase a single Skeleton for their personal use so they could become Necromancers, but I never would. They would have to buy their own for 1,000 GP.
Speaking of the Companions, those Ents I bought made more. They tend to the multiple gardens around the Domain and all ended up answering to Dani. Even though she’s our official defense expert, she also runs the agricultural group, the Farmer’s Guild.
Now, Guilds are separate from Clans. Anybody could sign up for a Guild, be they in Ohio or Japan. Guilds don’t really give anything, but they are a good hub for information to spread and have special objectives for their members to complete.
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For example, Dani made a special plant bloom the other day even though it’s winter. Because of this, someone else around the world was able to as well. Yep, it’s almost Christmas. Thanks to being in Texas, our time wasn’t so bad. But…would the System use this chance to make an Event?
During Halloween, nothing happened. Probably because no one celebrated it. They probably did in other places, so they didn’t show up for us. Now why did the Day of Burning spread to around the world?
Is it because I am the world’s most influential person? Because that kinda boosts my ego too much.
As it is, I already have an amazing girlfriend. I don't need the extra self-esteem.
Oh, that’s right. Rebecca and I are officially together!
Yes, yes, I know. It took a while, but it happened.
Apparently, it had been going for the longest time, but I only found out recently. I know she’s supposed to be my mistress, but that’s not me, you know?
I found out when someone was teasing us. Who was it? Ah, it was Jane…
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FLASHBACK!
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We were sitting in Sam’s room where there was a lot of comfy seats and plushies. We had found a lot of toys for Sam. He had even gotten to the point of making things in his Domain into Dolls.
I thought I was being funny by pitching an idea for a rollercoaster with cute Dolls and everything.
“Yeah, it would be a perfect place to take someone on a date!”
Of course, I already had Rebecca in mind when I said this, but Jane interrupted me.
“Oh! Then Spot and I will be first!”
I almost laughed aloud when Rebecca glared at her.
“No, Andrew and I are.”
“Eh?”
I remember staring at her in confusion, like, did you really say that?
“Yeah, our first real date!”
She then hugged my arm like a little girl would. In fact, she acted like Sarah did.
We are still fixing things up, but the roller coaster will be finished soon. We should just make the entire Castle an amusement park, or something. It sounds really awesome.
But…that night I couldn’t help but talk things over with Rebecca.
“So…we’re dating?”
“Yeah? Haven’t we? I mean, you already got back to home base, you know?”
I couldn’t argue, but we had never done it since then. It was always stopped midway. Well, I may have gotten a little drunk from the little party we had, and I reached over and pulled her face over to mine, where I planted my lips onto hers.
Spoiler :
We were kissing each other for a little bit when my hands went into her clothes. Certainly, her clothes were already tight on her skin, leaving little to my imagination, but the feeling of her skin was like…I don’t even know how to describe it.
I can’t really say pillowy or like marshmallows, because she had a firmness that kind of pushed back against my hands. Her skin was super smooth as I found my way to her lower region. To my surprise, she was already a little wet. She had slightly moaned in my ear, making me stand at attention.
Her hands started searching my body, inspecting my not so in shape body. Of course, I had worked out some, but I still had my large frame. She didn’t have any problem as she tilted her head to lay on my chest, as she started kissing my skin.
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I took advantage of the situation by leaning my head over and nibbling on her horn which caused her to arch her upper body further on mine. We fiddled with each other for a while before the clothes were taken off.
I couldn’t help but be mesmerized by her pale skin. Yes, it was almost light blue, but there was a sort of attraction there. The dark blue lines stretched out across her skin were fun to trace, leaving Rebecca sensitive from my touch.
We switched our posture, her wings covering her sides as she laid her back to my belly. We still weren’t thinking of actual sex, just playing around. I cupped her breasts in my hands as I nibbled on her ears.
Gods, she tasted amazing. I thought it would remind me of something like her smell was like oranges, but this taste was something completely new! We kissed in the awkward position, her ass cheeks grinding against my groin.
I guess it was time.
I didn’t know what position would be my first, but Rebecca solved that. She pulled herself away from me and got down on her hands and knees, taunting me with her ass in the air. I got behind her on the massive bed in my room and started…
Playing with her tail. From what I knew, a woman would need to be pleasured first, right? So I hadn’t touched this place yet and needed to take care of it!
I rubbed the base of the tail, on the underside where it met her body. I slowly teased my fingers all the way along her tail. I reached the tip of her tail, its shape reminding me of a heart. I slightly pinch it, making Rebecca squeal out in surprise. Next thing I knew, she was shaking as she collapsed, unable to hold herself up.
“Hah…hah…oh yeah…that…felt amazing.”
I started rubbing her wet lower lips and could tell Rebecca was enjoying every bit of it. I spread her a little, making sure I wouldn’t hurt her when I entered. However, Rebecca was desperate.
“What are you doing? I already lost my virginity, just do it!”
Well, I couldn’t say no to her.
What was the feeling?
I couldn’t tell you in a way you would completely understand. You might be able to get the gist of it, but I doubt you would ever feel something like this.
“Hehe, do you like it? As a Succubus, my body has been restructured to bring a man the greatest pleasure!”
I may have been in control at first, but once I lost my grip for that one moment, I was defeated. I couldn’t think straight and all I could remember was the pleasure. I’m pretty sure I launched several loads that night which was nothing to the next few nights.
It was like a dam burst and all we did was each other.
Sooo…it should have been no surprise to hear a new announcement today, several weeks after those initial bouts of intercourse.
“Congratulations, members of the Undead Clan! Your leader is expecting a child!”
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Northeast of Texas, Approximately 1 State away.
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Several hundreds of people were all standing around the ruins of another city. The houses were torn down and salvaged while bodies were being searched and looted. On each and every one of these people’s necks was a small device that had a light blink on and off once in a while.
Towards a campsite off to the side, there was a chubby young man with glasses and bad acne. He wasn’t very healthy looking, as he was wheezing whenever he got up. He walked around the area and surveying the damage his people did.
By his side were several beautiful women with empty eyes. In fact, every person here had empty eyes, just like they all had those strange devices on their necks.
The fat man, Ronald Royce, walked up to the cowering couple and their young child. It was a miracle that an entire household had survived after all this time, but their fate was sealed this day.
Ron stood before the three Humans and spoke four words. The very same words he spoke to all of the survivors that faced him over these past several months.
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