“Hubby, I promise I won’t do anything” Aza said while laid on a bed next to mine, with her whole body restrained by wind magic.

“You think I’d believe that? Be quiet and sleep.” I said while laid on my bed, staring at the smooth stone ceiling.

“At least let me look at you while you sleep.”[Aza]

We’re staying at Wilhat inn, located on the second floor of Wilhat tavern. The price for one day is five silver coins, we got a discount though. Because of our performance earlier, the owner gave us this room for three silver coins and seventy five copper coins.

Tomorrow, I plan to register in the adventurer’s guild. What’s the point of being in a fantasy world if I’m not an adventurer? every fantasy fan knows being an adventurer is the best. I already asked Aza about it, and adventurer’s guilds do exist in this world.

I’ll start from scratch, go to different places, meet people, make friends, create a party, and become the best adventurer in the world! I’m so excited for tomorrow that I can’t sleep, or is it because I’m a God that I can’t sleep?

“Ehehe, Yuu loves me.”[Aza]

I looked to my left where Aza was at, and saw her sleeping and laughing at the same time. So Gods can sleep...

I fell asleep around midnight and when I woke up, Aza was still laughing.

“Ehehe”[Aza]

I released the spell and walked to her. “Aza, wake up.”

She opened her eyes and said. “Hubby, I can’t move my body!”

“W-what! Do you feel pain? Are you I’ll?”[Yuu]

“This is a severe case of searching for good morning kiss syndrome, the only way to cure me is by kissing me. Hurry hubby, kiss me before it’s too late.”[Aza]

“That’s bad! Will a kiss from this be enough?” I said while showing her my fist.

“No! you need to use your lips, and I’d like you to use your tongue too.”[Aza]

I swung my fist to her face and before it hit her, she spun to the side. “Hubby, that’s dangerous.”

“At least it worked right? Look, you can move properly now.”[Yuu]

“I’ll never give up! You’ll kiss me sooner or later!”[Aza]

After that we went downstair and when the people on the tavern saw us, they said. “It’s the food monster duo!”

The people looked at us with admiration, but we ignored them and went out. They’re calling us food monster duo? Don’t tell me I’ll get that title. Stats

[table]Name:Kobayashi YuuGender:MaleRace:High GodAge:61Level:793Class:Freelancer(Hybrid)HP:18754/18754MP:21178/21178STR:957AGI:877INT:1149END:1576DIV:5874Titles:God of Creation and Destruction, God Eater, Ultimate Hikkikomori, Food MonsterAffiliations:Goddess of The SeaSkillsInventoryMapHelp[table]

I really got it...Forget it, it somehow sounds cool anyway.

Just like yesterday, I asked people for directions and got to the adventurer’s guild. As we entered, we saw people walking around with weapons, people from different races, people with different equipments.

The lounge was wide with two bulleting boards on each side, and with round tables for adventurers to use. At the back was four counters, with people forming a line. At the back, on the right side were stairs leading to the upper floor and on the left were stairs leading to the lower floor.

On this place, it seem that we don’t attract attention like in the tavern yesterday. When I went to one of the lines, I asked the person in front of me. “Sir, is this the correct line to register as an adventurer?”

He didn’t look back and simply pointed at the stairs on the right. “Go upstairs, you can use any of the counters there to register.”

“Thanks” I said while walking to the stairs.

When we got there, we saw two counters with fewer people forming a line. Instead of a large room like downstairs, there were several rooms on this floor.

I went to a random line and asked the one in front of me. “Sir, is this the correct line to register as an adventurer?”

He looked back and said. “Yes it is, but I’m not a sir! I’m still young!” Once he saw my face, his tone changed. “I’m sorry for shouting.”

“No, it’s ok, I’m the one at fault.”[Yuu]

“S-so you’re also going to register? If so, want to form a party with me? It’s always better to have members of the same generation.”[Young Man]

“Sorry, but I already have people waiting for me to join their group.” It’s a lie, but it’s better this way. By the looks of it, if I say I plan on going solo, he won’t give up.

“So that’s it, I knew someone as beautiful as you would have found a group already...”[Young Man]

“I’m a-“ Forget it, saying I’m a man would only make a scene. He’s the only one who thinks that I’m a girl so it’s safe to leave it at that.

Without any troubles, my turn came.

“Do you want to register or raise your rank?”[Female Receptionist]

“I’d like to register” She’s cute but flat, not my type.

She took a card from under the counter and gave it to me. “Please go to room A-08” She said as she pointed at a room.

“Then Aza, I’ll leave you for a bit.”[Yuu]

“Ok hubby.”[Aza]

Aza also plans on becoming an adventurer, simply to be in a party with me. She wants something else aside from our marriage to link us together.

When I entered the room, there was only one person there, a male elf. The room was filled with papers, and at the back was him sitting behind a table. I walked closer and sat on the only vacant chair, the one near the table, opposite of where the male elf is.

He took out a paper and a pen, and asked. “Name?”

There’s a pen in this world? “Yuu Kobayashi”

“Race is obviously human, gender is obviously femal-“[Elf]

“Wait, I’m a male.”[Yuu]

He stopped writing and stared at me. “Miss, it’s ok to hide your gender outside, but I need to put your real information in your status plate.”

This’ll be troublesome, better solve this fast.

I took out a gold coin and placed it on the table. “I don’t care what you think, just write my gender as male. It won’t hurt to have one newbie adventurer’s plate have the wrong gender right?” It’s not wrong though.

He took the gold coin and said. “Then your gender is male. Do you want to be oriented in how the ranking system works miss?”

You’re still call me miss? “Yes please.”[Yuu]

Based from him, the ranking system starts from F to S. To raise my rank, I have to gather a number of points and accomplish a ranking mission. Points are gained from accomplishing a mission, and the points are based from the gap between the quest’s rank and mine, and also the number of party members that took it if I ever join a party.

If I take mission from my rank, I’ll get ten points, if I take a mission from a lower rank, I’ll get one point, if I take a mission from a higher rank, I’ll get one hundred points. Once I reach one thousand points, I can take a ranking mission but once I fail it, I’ll start from zero points.

When it comes to party, I just have to divide the points that I could get when I solo, to the number of members the party has. Also, whenever I fail a mission, half of the points I could have gotten would be deducted to my current points. Once I fail five times, no matter the difficulty of the mission I took, I’ll get demoted.

“Since the missions for F ranks are mostly odd jobs, we give the newcomers a chance to be promoted to E rank since there might be retired soldiers trying their luck as adventurers. You just have to kill a monster we have prepared, do you want to try?”[Elf]

“I will”[Yuu]

“Then go to the lowest floor and ask for a test, if you kill the monster, you’ll be given a note. Just show that note to me and I’ll immediately raise your rank.”[Elf]

“Ok.” I said while leaving the room.

Underground Temple(On the same day that Yuu was summoned)

On a room where the only thing one could see were white walls, there was a green haired woman hugging a pillow laid on a bed, and a blue haired man.

“So, what...*yawn*...power do...*yawn*...you want?” Said Ivaleina, the Goddess of the land.

“...I wan- Oi! Don’t fall asleep!” Said the blue haired man as he looked at Ivaleina who was getting drowsy.

“You’re too noisy...just let me slee-“ Ivaleina fell asleep.

“YOU’RE ALREADY ASLEEP!”[Blue Haired Man]

Ivaleina suddenly stood up, went to a wall and punched it open. The blue haired man was surprised from the bizarre act of Ivaleina, so he waited, until Ivaleina went back with two glasses of milk.

After she entered, the broken wall was fixed by itself. She returned to her bed and drank the milk.

“...About the power I wan-“[Blue Haired Man]

“I won’t give you any, this milk is mine!”[Ivaleina]

“It’s not tha-“[Blue Haired Man]

The moment Ivaleina drank the two glasses of milk, she fell asleep.

“WHY DID YOU EVEN SUMMON ME? AND I THOUGHT YOU’D GIVE ME A GLASS! WHY DID YOU DRINK BOTH?”[Blue Haired Man]