《Two Gods Battled, I Dealt the Finishing Blow, Profit?》Chapter 4: A good day to dine hard
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It’s here, the time has come for me to set foot in a city of a fantasy world! All the events that may occur, all the people I will meet, Imagine all the possibilities!
As Aza and I walked to the city gate, we saw the wall protecting the city, made from small rectangular bricks, so tall that even a twelve foot ladder won’t be enough to climb it. The gate was made from steel, forming an arc at the top, with four knights holding spears guarding it.
To check my identity, one of the knights asked me to remove my hood. After taking my hood off and letting them have a good look at me, one of the knights said. “It’s alright, let this two girls in.”
“Sir knight, you have mistaken something.”[Yuu]
The knight showed a friendly smile as he asked. “What is it young lady?”
“I’m a man.” I said before entering the city with Aza, leaving the four knights dumbfounded.
So even they think I’m a girl. Can’t be helped, this is the current face I have, so I have to deal with it. As long as it doesn’t affect much of my life, I don’t care what they think of me. Well then, what do I do now?
“You have any place you want to recommend Aza?”[Yuu]
“Let’s search for the best tavern and eat.“[Aza]
That’s not a bad choice, I’m interested on what the food here tastes like and I’m sure no matter what they give to me, it’ll taste good. I did eat the same raw food on earth for years, so anything that’s cooked should be a delicacy to me. “Then a tavern it is.”
“Then after that should be the bed, and the best way to enjoy it is by going nude.”[Aza]
“Aza!”[Yuu]
“It was just a joke!”[Aza]
I wore my hood again and walked on the smooth, solid roads of the city. We passed through different houses, all having spaces big enough to let a man pass through between them. They were mostly made from gray bricks with brown wooden linings, and adorned by greeneries.
I could hear sounds of the footsteps around me, the sounds of moving wagons and coaches, and the horses that pulled them. The air was fresh, but there was a faint smell of alcohol.
Most of all, there were different races around. Humans which was the highest in number, beastmen, elves, and even dwarves. The whole city was how I thought it would be, this is awesome!
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Not knowing where to go, I approached a human male for directions. “Sir, can I ask where the best tavern of the city is?”
Since I was looking at him, even if my head was covered in a hood, he can still see my face.
With a flushed face, he said. “It’s far from here so just go to that direction and after passing seven houses, ask someone where Wilhat Tavern is.”
“Thanks” I said while showing a smile before walking to my right. Finally, after a long time, I can eat decent food!
“Hubby, let me do the talking next time.”[Aza]
“Why?”[Yuu]
“...It’s becau-I just want to be useful to you.” She said while looking a bit sad.
“Why are you making that face?”[Yuu]
After hearing me, she paused for a second before showing a cheerful smile. “Of course to make you fall in love with me! Did you finally realize that you want me to be happy when you saw me sad? You did right? Then let’s go to an inn and do it!”
I was a fool for believing she was actually sad. “You want me to throw you back to the ocean?”
“I’m sorry! It was a joke!”[Aza]
Sigh, to think I was worried for a second...
After asking a few more people, we made it to Wilhat Tavern, a two story, three houses wide building. It was already dark outside when we found it, so I guess we’re there for dinner. As soon as we entered, a strong smell of alcohol entered our nose.
I created fresh winds that blocks the smell and supplies me with the air I need. Aza seemed to be ok with the smell, so I didn’t cast the spell on her.
As we walked on the wooden floor of the tavern the men seated on the round tables, the waitresses, even the ones at the long counter at the back looked at Aza. She was the only kid in the whole tavern, so I guess it’s to be expected.
Aza doesn’t seem to mind, so I walked searching for a table and as I did, one of the waitresses approached us and said. “If it’s a table you’re looking for, there’s still one there.” The place she pointed to was at the back, near the long table.
She was a beauty with long emerald hair, she had a sexy body, she had a huge rack, and her uniform was showing a lot of skin. Unlike the unattractive braided loli Aza, this one suits my taste.
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With my experience in galge and eroge, with my knowledge in both shounen and shoujo romance, and with the confidence I have gained as a high god, I’ll make her mine.
I looked her in the eye, letting her see my face under the hood, and smiled as I said. “Thank you.”
The waitress remained calm, and said. “The pleasure ith-“ She bit her tongue.
Chance! I asked with a sincerely worried look. “Are you ok?”
A bit teary from the pain, the waitress said. “I’m ok”
“I’m glad” I said while showing a smile.
The waitress finally blushed and said. “E-excuse me!” She ran to the back door.
The key to winning a girl’s heart is to use your cards properly. As a pretty boy, the most effective way is to act innocent and worried. With this, I’m sure I somehow triggered a flag, a few more push an-
“H-hubby let’s go.” Aza said as she pushed me to the empty table.
When we sat, I looked at Aza’s face, but there was no signs of anger or jealousy, just her usual cheerful expression and when she noticed my gaze, she said. “If look at me so passionately, I’ll melt.”
“That’s surprising, I thought you’d react to my actions earlier.”[Yuu]
“Hubby, I already expected you to have more than one wife, but not matter how many wives you get, I’ll always be your number one. I’m so understanding right? Do you like me now?”[Aza]
“No” At least she’s not overreacting like I thought she’ll do.
“But I wish you’d smile at me more”[Aza]
“Did you say something?”[Yuu]
“Muhaha, I said I love you.”[Aza]
I don’t think that’s what she said. Forget it, I’m sure it wasn’t important anyway.
When the waitress finally came back, she asked. “What would you like to order?”
Seems like she’s back to normal, but I know she’s hiding her true feelings. Since rushing it might destroy the flag, I’ll just enjoy the food for now.
“I’ll have one of everything aside alcoholic drink, how about you Aza.” I don’t know how alcohol will affect my new body, so it’s better to be safe.
“Everything that he ordered!” Aza said as she pointed at me.
“A-are you sure? It’ll cost a lot.”[Waitress]
“Don’t worry, we have money. Besides, the longer I stay here, the longer I can look at you.”[Yuu]
The waitress blushed again as she lowered her head and ran to the long counter, where the door to the kitchen is located. How easy it is to read her.
We already attracted attention because of Aza and because of the waitress’ reaction towards me, but we attracted more as our order came to our table. There was so many food that they gave us two more tables.
As we looked at our food, we somehow got fired up and said. “Are you ready Aza/hubby?”
We didn’t plan on saying it at the same time and were surprised by it. I got fired up since we ordered the same thing and thought we can have a competition of some sort, but I never expected her to think the same.
Forget it, it’s just a coincidence, I bet she has other motives behind it. “Of course I am.”
“Muhaha, aside from my current standing, I’m also known as the devourer of all food. Do you think you can defeat me?”[Aza]
“We’ll see Aza, we’ll see.”[Yuu]
I stared at her and she stared at me, but without her cheerful or perverted look, just a pure competitive look. Understanding each other’s thoughts for the first time, we smiled and said. “Then let’s start!”
We ate as fast as we could and at first she had the lead. Her eating speed was on a level that I could have never imagined, but I caught up.
Everything was good, everything that entered my mouth was godly, and it gave me the boost that I needed to catch up to Aza.
We looked at each other at the same time and without talking, we understood each other.
‘I never expected you to be this good, but when it comes to eating, the devourer of all food stands above all.’[Aza]
‘You think you can defeat the God of creation and destruction?.’[Yuu]
We stared silently at each other as we ate our food and on the last dish, we shouted...on our minds.
‘Aza!/Yuu!’[Yuu/Aza]
I never thought that eating could be this intense. I lost, but I completely accept my defeat.
Both Aza and I stood up after eating and held hands.
“It was my win, but I don’t know if I’ll win the next time.”[Aza]
Everyone in the tavern stood up and clapped. They all looked at us with respect, and some we’re even crying from the intensity of our battle earlier. WAIT, AREN’T WE EXAGGERATING THINGS TOO MUCH?
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