《Two Gods Battled, I Dealt the Finishing Blow, Profit?》Chapter 1: Six paths of Otakuism
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As I awoke, I found myself in an empty room. The room was quiet, letting me hear wind movements as I darted around.
Everything was completely white, and curious as I am, I moved my hands to the walls, feeling its smooth and mildly cold surface.
I went around touching the wall, trying to find the exit, slightly getting addicted to the smooth feeling on my hands.
Moving around I noticed that my body was different, I wore the same clothes, dirtied by my previous actions, but my malnourished, wrinkled skin turned smooth and had a pinkish glow.
I touched around my body, feeling the now, smooth skin I have and getting surprised by the sudden increase in muscles.
I leaned forward and examined my hair, which now had two colors, black and white. It wasn’t uniformly colored, the two different colors were randomly scattered on my head, making it look like my black hair glowed white.
“Ehe”[Girl]
Hearing the voice, I looked around, seeing a young girl clad in white robe grinning as she stared at me. Looking closer, she was gazing lustfully and there was drool coming from her lips.
“Ehehe”[Girl]
Slits of her purple hair could be seen from her hood, her white skin showed, so pale that it looked like a part of her robe. From underneath the hood, her eyes glowed crimson red. She was cute, she has a bright future, but now, I’m not into her. I have nothing against lolis, but I dig busty onee-sans.
“I apologize for summoning one of great standing such as you.” She said as she wiped her drool with the back of her hand.
“I am one of the three Goddesses , Azaleina , may I ask the name of one such as you?” She said while elegantly bowing.
Goddess? She’s a goddess? Then, is this like those fictions I’ve read where a God or Goddess talks to me before transferring me to their world?
“It’s Yuu, Yuu Kobayashi.”
She held her body as she shook wildly and squealed. “Haa...haa...haa...even your voice is cute...haa”
The way she’s acting, don’t tell me she-
Seeing me furrow my brows, she stopped all unnecessary movements and stood straight. “I apologize for my behavior lord Yuu.”
She’s calling me lord? Isn’t she a Goddess? And she also mentioned me being someone of great standing.
Further furrowing my brows from confusion, the Goddess mistook it for me getting madder.
She slammed her forehead to the ground and knelt. “I deeply apologize for my actions, please don’t kill me.”
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Seeing her take such drastic actions, I walked closer with my arms extended and with my face having a worried look. “Wait, a-are you ok?”
As I got closer, I knelt, sliding through the smooth floor with my knees and grabbing her shoulders.
She got surprised by my sudden action. “Kya-“ but the moment she saw my face, her breathing intensified, she bit her lips, and her cheeks turned red. “L-lord Yuu”
She moved forward, resting her head on my shoulders and tightly holding my waist. “Lord Yuu”
This isn’t what I imagined. Isn’t she supposed to tell my situation right now? I gently pushed her away from me and said. “Tell me, why did you summon me?” I’ll be transferred to a fantasy world right? Tell me I’m right.
Still breathing heavily, she plunged her head to my chest and squirmed her hands as she moved it around my back. “Haa...haa...it’s to make you...haa...my...haa...champion...haa...l-lord Yuu”
Her actions are getting extreme... “Stop” I said as I pushed her away from me.
I stood up after pushing her and said. “Tell me the current situation quickly.”
She sat on the floor looking at me while sliding her hand slowly to her thighs. “Lord Yuu, let’s do it.”
I’ll stay true to one of my six paths of Otakuism, the busty onee-san path. “Don’t waste my time and tell me.”
Her hand finally reached the space between her thighs and she squirmed as she rubbed it. “D-don’t tease me, I know you want it too.” She said as she stared at my pants.
I was erect, it’s should be a natural reaction for someone like me who was still a cherry boy. As I said, she’s cute, and I do find her actions stimulating, but. “So what if it’s hard? My lower body is eager to touch you, but my mind isn’t. So just tell me what the situation is already.”
“Haa...haa...lord Yuu.” She said as she looked at my eyes.
I looked back at her with no signs of giving in to my lust. We stared at each other for awhile and once she gave up, she said. “It’s to make you my champion.”
“Champion?” Shouldn’t it be a hero?
“There are three Goddesses in this world, I’m one of them, Azaleina the Goddess of the seas. Every hundred years, we summon a person from another world to become our champion, someone who would fight in our name.
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The champion of each Goddess will fight each other until one succeeds in defeating the other two, either by making them admit defeat or by killing them. The winning champion will be given one wish from the Goddess that summoned them.
The Goddess who summoned them will then become the main Goddess of the world for a hundred years.”[Azaleina]
“So you want me to win and make you the main Goddess, am I correct?”[Yuu]
“If you don’t want to, I could summon another one. After all, how could I ask some one of higher standing to fight for me?”[Azaleina]
“Wait you said that before, how can a human like me be higher than a Goddess?”[Yuu]
“You don’t need to hide it, I know you’re the God of creation and destruction.”[Azaleina]
When did that happen? Wait, I remember having a surge of power after reading that certain fiction. Is that the time I became a God?
I furrowed my brow again while thinking, and the Goddess misunderstood it. She slammed her head to the floor and knelt, just like earlier. “I deeply apologize for my rude behavior, please don’t kill me.”
She’s doing that again? Forget it... “I’ll do it, I’ll fight for you.”
The Goddess raised her head and looked at me like I just created a miracle. “Really?”
“Yes, so what about powers? You’ll give me one right?” I don’t care about where I stand, I just want to go on an adventure already!
“I can’t give someone stronger than me a power, the only thing I could offer is myself.” She said as she pointed at herself while smiling.
“I can’t choose anything?”[Yuu]
“Me! Me! Me!” She said while pointing both of her hands to herself.
“Looks like I won’t take anything.”[Yuu]
The Goddess ran to me with her arms wide open. “Pick me!”
I stopped her by holding her head. “Just transfer me to your world.”
“Ok, now that you’ve chosen me, I’ll explain one last thing before I transfer you.”[Azaleina]
“I told you I-“[Yuu]
“You have access to screens which has variety of uses, like a map, an inventory, or even seeing your stats.”[Azaleina]
Now that’s what I like. “Tell me how to use it.”
Seeing me show interest in her speech, she merrily said. “You can call them by saying the keyword inside your head. For example, to check your stats, just say stats in your head.”
Ok, I’m excited to see how my stats look like.
Name:Kobayashi YuuGender:MaleRace:High GodAge:61Level:793Class:N/AHP:18754/18754MP:21178/21178STR:957AGI:877INT:1149END:1576DIV:5874Titles:God of Creation and Destruction, God Eater, Ultimate HikkikomoriAffiliations:N/ASkillsInventoryMapHelp
I’m sixty one? I was older than I thought? Like that matters! Why is my race high God? Why is my level seven hundred plus? When did I become the God of Creation and Destruction? G-god eater? D-don’t tell me...The two that I ate were Gods and I somehow got their powers?
“Did you like the feature? I was the one who created that. Praise me, praise me, have sex with me.”[Azaleina]
How did it jump to having sex with you!?
The moment I glared at her, she slammed her forehead to the ground and knelt. “I deeply apologize for boasting, please don’t kill me.”
“Forget it, is there anything else you need to tell me?”[Yuu]
“N- I need you to give me a drop of your blood, it’s to assure that you don’t get transferred to the void.” She said as she summoned a piece of paper from thin air.
The void? Isn’t that a place of nothingness? Guess I have no choice. “Give me a knife.”
As I said that, she also summoned a knife from thin air and gave it to me. “That’s also my creation, it cuts through divinity like it’s paper.”
“Good for you, so where do I drop the blood?”
“Here, here, put it here.” She said as she pointed on the lower right part of the paper she’s holding.
I haven’t heard of something like this in the fictions I’ve read before, but I guess the real thing is different. At least I’m getting transferred to a fantasy world. My dream finally became true.
When the blood dropped to the paper, she bit her thumb and let a drop of her blood fall to the lower left part. “Now, to finish the ritual, please close your eyes.”
Eager to go on an adventure, I closed my eyes without suspecting a thing. I felt something soft on my lips and when I opened my eyes, I saw the Goddess close to me, with her lips connected to mine. M-my first kiss...
“Now we’re officially husband and wife.” She said as the paper burned and vanished, leaving a glowing orb that separated in two and went to our hearts.
The Goddess jumped in joy as she said. “Muhahaha my husband is not only a pretty boy, he’s even a high god. Take that sisters! I was the first one to find a husband!”
“Husband? Who is your husband?”[Yuu]
“Yuu– I mean You, ehehe”[Azaleina]
WHAT!?
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