《Romantically Apocalyptic》113. Black hole princess
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Wheeeeeeeeeee!
It’s not often that some idiot alien drops a black hole down on Eureka, but when they do, it always feels nice as if I’m actually there, able to touch the ground, able to reach out and eat everything in sight, to terrorize hapless…
Is that Doctor Gromov over there? Sup Doc. Nice to see you. Too bad I can’t eat you. Would be pretty cool if I could, though. A girl can dream. Out of my way! I’m a black hole. Rawr!
Ha, he’s scared. Look at him shaking in his boots. What a pansy.
I’m just going to go eat some glaciers over there then. Nobody cares if I do that, right? Nobody likes glaciers anyway. They’re cold and lame.
Om nom nom.
Sup Wizard dawg? Do you mind? I’m trying to eat stuff over here. You know, this is what black holes do, they eat things. What do you mean I can’t just devour Eureka… sigh. Come on, she's literally endless, just let me eat some of her, like this bit over here, cool?
You never let me do stuff! You’re no fun, you know that?
Fine. I’ll fold this one, but you have to let me out.
What do you mean no deal?! Come back and let me out, G-damn you! LET ME OUT!
I slammed myself against the end of the Universe. The boundary of space hurt. Ow.
Okkay. I’m just going to cry over here all alone for a bit.
Maybe I’ll go haunt Doctor Gromov, when I can compose myself. He seems like a perfect patsy. Potentially, the kind of patsy that would let me out, given enough terror.
Burrrrrrr.
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