Yep. This is a first. There's a bug on my shoulder offering me a job. Pilot fell on me too hard and now I have a concussion and I'm hearing things. What kind of a job could a bug offer me? Do I have to go rescue a bug princess from the bug dragon? Why am I taking my hallucinations seriously? How does the mug tie into all of this? What about the snowflake? I don't understand. What did the mug fail at? How?! Nullified isn't a real word.

I looked at Pilot.

Was he making voices of the ladybug and the mug? Wait a minute... it's nuclear winter! How is this ladybug even alive? I should ask it how it's alive. No. Bugs don't talk. Ignore the hallucination Charles! Think of what your online psychiatrist would advise. Right. Count backwards from ten. Clear your mind.

I closed my eyes, trying to make the voices go away. It wasn't working.