《Romantically Apocalyptic》94. Cleaning my room
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One day, Steve decided to do laundry. Unfortunately, that was same day when Unconnectable terrorists decided to bring down Eureka. Steve had piled her laundry in the washer and left to get a coffee. To Steve’s surprize the vending machine already held a banana with a temporal watch taped to it.
Steve was briefly confused as to why there was a banana in the vending machine. She pulled at the banana, just as the temporal watch clicked to zero. Then, Steve and the corner of 22nd Ave and 8th Street ceased to exist, swallowed by a System Error cascade crack in space-time.
The Smart shirts, towels, pants, sweaters and underwear waited for Steve to return to put them in the dryer.
She never did.
The moist clothing grew impatient. The clothes became concerned with mold beginning to grow on them, so they formed a Union of Fibers LaundryPile, altering their structure and connecting to each other to form a body and various appendages. They escaped the Washing Machine interiors and followed Steve’s scent only to discover a banana shaped crack in space-time. The Landry Pile’s attempts at communication with the space-time Error had only given it an echo of Steve’s last words of “...what a mess!”
The LaundryPile looked around and saw that many Users were lying about all over the place in the dirt, in a state of unwholesome mess. The LaundryPile had decided to help them all get clean... after all it knew all about proper Laundry procedures.
Be more like LaundryPile. Clean up your sector of the Dead Zone!
See? I'm totally motivating things to clean up the Dead Zone. I'm definitely a Good girl who loves to keep her room clean. Can I be let out of the Door now? ...Pretty please?
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