"STOP! YOU MUST NOT TOUCH HER!"

I YELLED SUPER LOUDLEY, CRASHING INTO SNIPPY AFTER AN EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED MAN-BAT STYLE GLIDE-JUMP.

THE ROYAL CHALICE ESCAPED SNIPPY'S NOODLY GRASP AND ROLLED AWAY.

I HOPE HE DID NOT ANGER HER.

OH NO, WHAT IF HE ANGERED HER.

WHAT IF SHE NULLIFIES HIM FOR THIS INSOLENCE?

WHAT IF HE'S DONE A TIMELEY CRIME AGAINST THE UNIVERSE?

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE?" I PRODDED SNIPPEY. "YOU INFINITE VAGABOND BOOB!"

"What? Get off me!" SNIPPY WHINED.

"NOT UNTIL YOU CEASE TOUCHING HER!" I STAPLED AT HIM.

"YOU MUST MAKE AN UNBREAKABLE PROMISE NOT TO HOLD HER OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND TO THE UNIVERSE! VERY BAD THINGS INDEED!"