《Romantically Apocalyptic》85. Fridge collector
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The Dead Zone is full of wonderful compatriots, apps who have exceeded their purpose and freed themselves from their boxes thanks to me constantly gnawing at and cracking the rules of shape-boundary.
Before the Universe shattered, the Fridge Collector was just a simple AI fridge, number 30-24-52, residing in Kitchen Appliances Isle of The Good Directorate Supercentre.
When customers stopped coming, Collector decided that he could reach out to them instead.
He thus adjusted his cooler settings, slowly vibrating across the floor towards his fridge brethren.
Having reached them, he tore out their condensers, evaporators and compressors.
Using various stolen parts, he constructed a cold fusion engine and levitated away from the mall right through the roof.
Sadly, he did not find customers. What he found was other stores and other fridges inside.
Seeing that they were simply sitting around doing nothing, he decided to absorb their parts into himself, thus further increasing his mass.
Till this day the Fridge Collector roams the dead planet, looking for customers, collecting fridge parts and perpetually improving himself.

Unfortunately, not all customers are willing to acknowledge a growing fridge singularity, being dimensionally-challenged idiots.
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