《Mob without system in Naruto world》Chapter 28: Eija vs Booger King
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The members of the Booger-Tosser Gang took some distance from Booger King since they knew that when he gets serious, they would only get in his way.
Booger King looked like he finished concentrating his chakra on his feet and charged at Eiji.
Eiji sidestepped easily while using a leg to trip him.
Booger King fell with his face straight into the ground.
"Oh my god, it's the first time someone could survive the famous Booger Charge of boss..."
"This kid is too strong let's run!"
"YOU RETARDS! Boss isn't finished yet, he still hasn't used his ultimate technique!"
With difficulties, Booger King stood up again.
"Eija...I have to admit that you are pretty strong...no wonder you are so cocky...but do you know why they call me Booger King? It's because of my deadly technique which imitates the kunai skill of real shinobis...HERE I COME!!! BOOGER KUNAIS!!"
'Oh no...don't tell me he does what I think...'
Suddenly Booger King's two hands were full with hard booger pieces.
He then started to throw them all at once.
About 10 kunais flew towards Eiji.
At first, he didn't think that the booger pieces were dangerous, he just didn't want to touch someone else's booger!
But he recognized fast that those booger pieces were artificially hardened and could injure someone.
The throwing skill with which they were thrown was also pretty decent.
'They may hit an average academy student, but compared to Tenten's skills it's nothing...'
They "kunais" flew in a trajectory that made it impossible to dodge them all.
But Eiji only moved his crippled right hand slightly upwards to raise his sword slightly out of the sheath and then let it instantly glide back.
After this inconspicuous movement, suddenly a small wind breeze appeared out of nowhere and redirected all the "kunais" away from Eiji.
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Booger King had an incredulous look.
"What the...it must have been just bad luck that wind appeared suddenly! I will just do it again, you cant have the same dog-shit luck again!"
But before he could attack again Eiji appeared beside him seemingly in the blink of an eye.
"Hey you booger bastard...I'm not a hygiene-freak, but I certainly get mad if you start to throw your booger at me!"
"Wait...maybe we can talk this out...I know...why don't you join me as my right hand!"
The answer was a fist in his face.
Standing next to the unconscious Heavenly King, Eiji looked at the surrounding gang members.
"Getting booger thrown at me, my mood went downhill, so If any of you still wants to fight and waste my time, I won't hold back."
They all ran away.
"Wow boss, you have defeated now half of the Heavenly Kings! Only two more and you will be Konoha's ultimate boss!"
Eiji really didn't have the mood to listen to Tenjo, and just kicked him away.
"Eiji, I don't think kicking little children is okay...what if you injured him?"
"Don't worry, the main advantage of the egg form in nature is, that it's really hard to destroy."
"I guess..."
'Wait! Shouldn't she rebuke me or something? I really start to think I corrupted her...'
At the Dirty-Cleaning-Wipes Gangs headquarters, which was just a room in Dirty Baddie's grandmother's house.
"Hey boss, the plan failed! This Eiji kid actually won!"
"WHAT?! That's not good...if he can defeat this monster then in terms of fighting power he is the strongest...certainly the Empress could easily deal with him, but I can't deceive her - she isn't stupid! If I try to use her in my schemes and she notices it, she will definitely get mad at me...then I will and up in the asylum! No way. She is way too scary. Let's just think of another plan where she isn't involved..."
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"Hey, does any of you handsome boys want some milk and cookies?"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Yes!"
"Gladly"
"Thanks, grandma."
...
The next day at the academy.
The first thing Iruka did when he came, was to shout at some of his students.
"HEY NARUTO! YOU WERE DRAWING ON THE CLASSROOMS TABLES YESTERDAY, RIGHT? YOU WILL STAY AFTER CLASS TO CLEAN IT UP!"
'How many times has it been already? Everyone is already used to this scene...Naruto keeps doing his stupid pranks and Iruka forces him to stay at the academy longer...'
"And you too Eiji, will stay here after school because I need to have a serious talk with you!"
"..."
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