Special Chapter Omake part 1

Well well, This special chapter is going to be directed by yours truly, Kami-Sama!

Now, now we can forget about that stupid Kurogane author and focus on the real story, ME! I AM THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS STORY!? NO AUTHOR SHOULD WRITE MY STORY!

So, let’s forget about that bastard, Kurogane and let’s get on with the story! NOW, as we last left off, my stupid apostle, Souma was in the demon realm and he nearly went ero mode…

OBJECTION!

Hi, this is Maou-sama from Souma’s alter ego! Hiiii~ I am but a normal high school boy, trying to find love in the world…!

Kami-sama: WAIT WHAT!? YOU BASTARD GO BACK TO THE VOID YOU ANNOYING DEMON KING

Maou-sama: WELL, WHY DON’T YOU JUST FORCE ME TO RETURN, AREN’T YOU SOME EGOTISTICAL GOD WHO HAS A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF POWER!?

Kami-sama: WHAAAAT DID YOU SAY!? I HAVE REASONS!?

Maou-sama: Uh huh, what the hell are your reasons!? You dragged a innocent 4 year old into your stupid little game!?

Kami-sama: WELL I WASN’T THE ONE WHO WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF HIS VIRGINITY UNLIKE A CERTAIN DEMON KING!!!

Maou-sama: GAAAAH!? HE HAS TO AWAKEN AS THE DEMON KING!?

Kami-sama: NO HE DOESN’T!? He’s my apostle and he’s gonna take over the world!?

Maou-sama: WAIT NO!? HE WILL BECOME THE DEMON KING AND RULE OVER THE WORLD

Kami-sama: NO HE WILL BE THE APOSTLE THAT RULES THE WORLD, FORGET YOUR DEMON KING TITLE

Maou-sama: NO!

Kami-sama: NO!

Kurogane: Wait wait...I’M WRITING THE FUCKING STORY SHUT THE HELL UP

Kami-sama: Shut it, you baka ningen! (Stupid human)

Maou-sama: YEAH! Shut it!? YOU ARE JUST A NORMAL HUMAN! I AM A DEMON KING

Kami-sama: WELL, SCREW YOU ALL, I’M A FUCKING GOD!

Maou-sama: GRRRR AT LEAST I’M WITH SOUMA!? YOU’RE OVER THERE SOMEWHERE UNKNOWN, DOING SOME POINTLESS SHIT LIKE ALWAYS!??

Kami-sama: GAHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Kurogane: What the hell is going on!?

Maou-sama: It’s obvious that Kami-sama is a pointless father-figure! Someone like me is more suited to be a ‘god’

Kami-sama: YOU SHUT UP! YOU ARE JUST A PERVERTED KING, HENTAI, HENTAI JIJII!?

Maou-sama: D-did you just call me a perverted old man!? I AM STILL YOUNG UNLIKE YOU!? YOU ARE OLDER THAN THAT UGLY BASTARD GAROTH!?

Kurogane: Umm, guys...I WRITE THE FUCKING STORY SO STOP DISTRACTING ME!?

Kami-sama: Shut the hell up, Kurogane-san...Why don’t you go back to Japan and stay there, you pervert.

Kurogane: ...I ought to erase you off the planet…

Kami-sama: Naaaaah, I OUGHT TO ERASE YOU OFF THE UNIVERSE!? I AM A GOD YOU VERMIN

Maou-sama: If you are so omnipotent then why the hell are you using Souma as your tool, you perverted kami-sama!? I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID

Kami-sama: PFFFT!? Me a pervert? LOOK AT YOU, YOU NEARLY MADE SOUMA TURN INTO A RAPIST!

Maou-sama: YEAH ATLEAST I’M NOT AN ASSHOLE WHO STEALS A CERTAIN CABBAGE MERCHANT’S WIFE!?

Kami-sama: WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?.....how the hell did you know about that…*mumble*

Maou-sama: YEAH, TAKE THAT BITCH I WIN!

Kami-sama: WHAT THE HELL!? AT LEAST I DON’T FORCEFULLY COMMAND WOMEN TO STRIP

Maou-sama: OH, SO YOU’RE THE TYPE TO STRIP THEM YOURSELF HUH!?

Kurogane: OH MY FUCKING GOD, I AM TRYING TO WRITE!?

Kami-sama: You called?

Kurogane: I fucking hate that your name is also god…

Kami-sama: hahaha dumbass Kurogane-san, you are lacking in so many ways!? Why don’t you learn from me!

Maou-sama: Pffft, as if anyone could learn from you...as soon as you take someone in, you send them to an unknown planet and you argue with them….this is the so called ‘Kami-sama lessons’ BULLSHIT!? YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Kurogane: Wait wait...listen..

Kami-sama: WELL YEAH, MAOU-SAMA AT LEAST I DON’T DRUG MY APOSTLE UNLIKE WHAT YOU DID

Maou-sama: Haaaa!? Have you gone crazy? I DID NO SUCH THING

Kami-sama: LIES!? I saw what you did...you forcefully made his sexual desires go rampant during that illusionary dream!?

Maou-sama: WAIT WHAT!? HOW DO YOU KNOW….*fuck*

Kami-sama: Hah! You perverted king! HENTAI KING!?

Kurogane: listen to me….

Maou-sama: Atleast I am not an abusive caretaker like you!?

Kami-sama: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Maou-sama: YOU HEARD ME!?

Kurogane: LISTEN TO ME YOU PERVERTED BASTARDS!? I AM TRYING TO WRITE A FUCKING CHAPTER THAT DEALS WITH SOUMA! CAN’T YOU GUYS GO ARGUE SOMEWHERE!?

Kami-sama: Shut the hell up, Kurogane-san!? YOU DON’T EVEN WRITE WELL

Kurogane: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!? I COULD ERASE YOU

Kami-sama: Naaa naaaa you can’t do shi---

Kami-sama: WHY CAN’T I FINIS-----

Kami-sama: STO---

Due to aggravating Kurogane, Kami-sama’s name has been changed to Kuso atama.

Due to English people not understanding, the word Kuso atama has been translated into Shithead.

Shithead: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NAME!?

Maou-sama: PFFFT HAHA!? SHITHEAD HAHA IT FITS HIM KAKAKA! I AM NOW THE WINNER!?

Due to being an arrogant bastard, Kurogane changed Maou-sama’s name to Ketsuno ana.

Due to English people not understanding, the word Ketsuno ana has been translated into Asshole.

Asshole: WHAT!? WHY IS MY NAME A RECTUM!!!

Shithead: PFFT HAHAHA! You damn asshole, that is what you get!?

Asshole: SHUT IT, YOU STUPID KAMI-SAMA!?

Kurogane: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

Shithead: ……

Asshole: …..

Kurogane: FINALLY!? I can fucking write now…

Alright, Finally time to clear up some of the things!

Second, the questions marks. In Souma’s stats there are various question marks but in the recent chapter, it revealed that each question mark stands for a quotient for a certain amount of numbers. One question mark = 1,000+ and Two question marks = 10,000+ but Ojii-chan also revealed that his abilities were well past 100,000+. I cannot reveal what the third question mark but I can tell you this, it has to deal with Shithead----err Kami-sama.

Thirdly, The interface. I haven’t gone into detail but just imagine as if it were VR-type thing. The interface is going to change in the next few volumes, so keep an eye for that.

And lastly, I want to get to the final thing on my agenda...the women. Yes, yes the harem ship is still sailing. I won’t tell anything in details but you can already guess from the last chapter that it’s going to get busy in the demon realm. The girls at the village are fitting in well and they were really happy to hear news about him. Also, there are bits of information missing and I know about that. I’ll be able to get it cleared in a few chapters so continue to read my story!

Shithead: Ca-can we get our names back…

Asshole: I don’t wanna be asshole, I AM A GOOD BOY!

Shithead: Pffft, good boy my ass. YOU ARE A RAPIST

Asshole: DAMN SHITHEAD SHUT THE HELL UP

Kurogane: If you two don’t stop yelling I AM GOING TO ERASE YOU FROM THIS STORY YOU HEAR ME!? SHUT UP!

Shithead: Sorry!

Asshole: Sorry!

Due to Kurogane’s kind soul, Shithead and Asshole’s names have been reverted back to normal.

Kami-sama: YES! I FEEL POWERFUL AGAIN!

Maou-sama: INDEED! I AM POWERFUL!

Kurogane: STOP YELLING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!

Kami-sama & Maou-sama: Sorry!!

Kurogane: Okay, well I must take these two so we can continue writing the story, till then Good-bye my readers!

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Ojii-chan: wait what...I ONLY GET ONE LINE TO TALK!? WAIT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I LOVE MY WIFE AKANE AND SECONDLY I LIKE PASTRIES! *sssh don’t tell my Wife but if you are a woman and you can make pastries, come visit me...I don’t mind….*

Kurogane: SHUT IT YOU PERVERTED OLD MAN!

And this is the ending of the very first “The path He chose” Omake. I hope you enjoyed it, and I’ll continue writing the next chapter! Stay tuned!