Info Stats Class Skills Name Poopy Level 10 Species Cat Dung Golem (+) Gender None Age 2 Days HP 251 MP 123 Name Value STR 133 MAG 0 DEX 10 AGI 5 DEF 5 INT 93 Name Level Progress Name Level Progress PC 7 7.5% BBC 1 0% S 1 0% I 1 0%

Due to the irresponsible spending of the golem, Poopy's strength managed to exceed the strength of the average adult man, 100 STR (assuming the man is still Lv1 for some reason). Its dexterity and agility were still as horrid as those of a toddler however.

TG: You have hit your level limit! Hit the (+) button beside your species name to evolve!

Complying, the golem hit the button.

You have evolved into Greater Cat Dung Golem!

Your level has been reset to 1.

Your Stat Points have dropped to -100.

Your HP has increased by 50.

Your MP has increased by 100.

Your MAG has increased by 20.

What!? Poopy felt very wronged. Why did it's precious Stat Points drop to the negatives?

TG: Don't worry, this is very normal! It's a measure set by the SYSTEM to prevent newly evolved creatures from being too powerful at low levels! The negatives points aren't too bad either. They will allow you to remove points from your stats in exchange for lowering the negatives so that you can reallocate your points later on!

Huh, that seemed useful to Poopy. Wait... NO! YOU AREN'T REALLY DOING THAT, ARE YOU!?!?

You have removed 20 MAG!

ERROR: YOU CAN'T REMOVE ANY MORE DEX.

ERROR: YOU CAN'T REMOVE ANY MORE AGI.

ERROR: YOU CAN'T REMOVE ANY MORE DEF.

You have removed 3 INT!

ERROR: YOU CAN'T REMOVE ANY MORE INT.

You now have -77 Stat Points!

It... It really did it. Dammit, is this damn golem never going to get smart? It was really a good thing the SYSTEM did not punish Poopy with a reduction of INT every time it does something dumb. The damned golem would definitely have dropped to 0 INT if you gave it enough time.

Satisfied, Poopy decided it was time to challenge the Drumstick Abomination yet again. It headed down the tunnels merrily, leaving behind many, many defeated bats on where the guano used to lie.

It didn't take long for the long recorder like sound of the abomination's war-cry to ring out. It had finally spotted Poopy!

"I will defeat you this time!" Shouted Poopy bravely as it charged up to punch the monster.

You have punched your target. Target HP -20.

Twenty? Poopy was shocked! Was this all its effort increasing STR amounted to? The monster let out a strange recorder like laughter at the weak attack of its foe. This grass covered thing challenged it yet again?

You have been punched by your target. -29 HP.

Poopy was sent flying by the punch of the monster. Gah, so what if it's strength was still not enough to get a decent hit? Poopy decided to use Poop Control to torture the monster!

ERROR: SPELL HAS NO TARGET.

Poopy was very confused, why didn't the attack work? Silly golem. That monster doesn't even have a digestive track! The golem had mistakenly assumed that all creatures had poop in them. Now that its desperate attack had failed, Poopy was very afraid and decided to run away yet again!

The abomination laughed at the running golem, deciding to have some fun this time. The last time, it let Poopy run off to safety since it felt merciful. This time however, the monster was bored of sitting around with nothing to do in the dungeon and wanted to spar!

It charged towards the frightened golem, punching it playfully yet again.

You have been punched by your target. -30 HP.

In fear, the golem punched back, but this time the demon blocked with its drumstick arms. The fist of the golem was deflected by the sheer strength of the monster, although the abomination wasn't even using it's full strength.

Your attack has been deflected! Target HP -5.

In the end, Poopy had to struggle for quite a while before the creature got bored. Its HP had dropped all the way to 195 from all the abuse. The Drumstick monster smirked, its boredom now satiated. The cost was a lot of aching pains all over the poor golem. Poopy sighed in relief as the fearsome foe finally retreated down the tunnel. At the very least, it's STR was exercised by 1 during the struggle; its Basic Barehanded Combat skill had managed to reach level two as well.

Now that it was safe, the golem trudged down the tunnels yet again, dejected at its failure. Was it so weak that even its opponents had to spare it to let it survive?

Suddenly, a deafening screech rang out in the air as Poopy entered the room with the bats lying all over the ground, interrupting its thoughts.

Secret boss Lv30 Bat King has spawned!

Spawn criteria met:

1: Death of 100+ bats.

2: 1 min has passed after the first criteria has been met.

3: Someone has to be in the Bat Room.