《Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum -‖- [Naruto FanFic]》Arc I Chapter 11
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Arc I Chapter 11
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Iruka offered an encouraging smile. As their teacher, it was his duty to motivate his students. Keeping up a smile was paramount in that regard.
“Good work, Kiba. Your presentation about the Inuzuka clan was ... insightful. A bit too descriptive at some points, though.“
They didn't need to know all about dog pee and the various different types of dog poop. What colour. What shape. What consistency. What texture. Too much information.
Iruka scribbled on his notebook. “You will get a good mark, Kiba. You can return to your place.“
Iruka checked the list. “The next one of the list is Minami Asami.“
Asami stood up and stepped forward with a sheet of paper in her hands.
“What is your presentation, Asami-chan? You are not from a clan, so you got assigned shinobi life in general as your topic.“
Asami smiled. “I wrote a little song. I am going to sing, Iruka-sensei.“
Iruka scratched his head. “A strange form of ... presentation, but I guess it's fine. What is the song about?“
Asami beamed. “About the Second Great Shinobi War and the destruction it caused. History was always a favourite subject of mine.“
“I see.“ Iruka offered an uneasy smile. He had a bad feeling.
Asami took a deep breath and sang.
"We kill the sick, the young, the lame
We do our best to kill and maim
Because the kills all count the same
Ninja do what they need
Running fast through the trees
Ninja doing what they please
Attacking refugees
Ninja do what they need
It made us all feel good inside
When the strong men wept and the women cried
But what we liked was the children fried
Ninja do what they need
See that family over there?
Watch me get 'em with a pair
Blood and guts just everywhere
Ninja do what they need
Mercs and swords for hire
Rogues and thieves around the fire
Money makes the fire go higher
Ninja do what they need
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Children sucking on a mother's tit
They all end down in the pit
Because ANBU don't give a shit
Ninja do what they need
Attack some kids when you go downtown
By throwing some candy on the ground
Then get them when they gather 'round
Ninja do what they need
A squad of Kumo-nin in the grass
But all the fighting has long since passed
Dead critters rotting en masse
Ninjado what they need
Oxcars rolling down the road
Peasants with a heavy load
They are all Iwa-nin when the tags explode
Ninja do what they need
Killing women lots of fun
Try killing one that's pregnant, son
You'll get two for the price of one
Ninja do what they need
Running fast and feeling mean
See that family by the stream?
Drop by and hear them scream
Ninja do what they need
See the ninja down on their knees?
Draw your blade. Be at ease
Find their arms nailed to trees
Ninja do what they need
Kiri-nin are all hardcore
Come at you with a roar
We send them all to the seafloor
Ninja do what they need
Eighteen orphans in a no fighting zone
Books under arms and going home
Last in line goes home alone
Ninja do what they need
Hidden by rain, they live without concern
They think Ame will never burn
But the fuckers never learn
Ninja do what they need
See the little kids jump and shout
Some fire will help without a doubt
Watch them try and put it out
Ninja do what they need
I've been around, some things I've seen
But the people who are mighty mean
The people you kill, they make you clean
Ninja do what they need
I've only seen it happen twice
But both times it was mighty nice
Maiming peasants planting rice
Ninja do what they need
Fire, son, is lots of fun
With a jutsu all began
Gets them when they're on the run
Ninja do what they need
Some people say it's not so neat
To watch people burning in the street
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But burning flesh smells mighty neat
Ninja do what they need
Peasants in the open, making hay
But I can hear the captain say,
"Orders clear. No prisoners today"
Ninja do what they need
Kill some civilians where they sit
Take them in as you split
All your life you'll remember it
Ninja do what they need
We all know, we who fought
It's no crime if you don't get caught
That is what the war us taught
Konoha-nin do what they need."
Asami finished her cute little song. Her mood was good. This was of her better performances, wasn't it?
She had practised a lot the recent days to modulate her voice. Singing wasn't exactly her forte. Her vocal cords lacked training, but Asami gave her best.
She polished, edited, improved her text over and over again until satisfied. She was pleased with the result.
Asami stood before the entire class armed with a bright sugar sweet smile. “And? What do you think? I hope you all liked my song?“
Silence reigned. Absolute icy silence reigned. Coldness gripped the room. The temperature dropped as the very air froze.
Nobody uttered a word. Everyone just sat there and said nothing, not daring to disturb the eerie silence. A sea of blank stares met her. Shock and disturbance were written over the faces of her classmates. Mouths hang wide agape, deeply unsettled by her macabre morbid performance.
Asami tilted her head, confused and wondering. “Is something? Did I do something wrong?“
Despite rethinking her actions, Asami didn't see where she went wrong. Where did she err? She didn't know.
“Iruka-sensei?“ Asami looked at Iruka for help. He didn't prove useful. Iruka wore the same troubled expression as the rest of the class.
Iruka stumbled over his words, unsure how to respond. “Your presentation was ... wonderful, Asami-chan. Very ... unique.“ He scratched his head, offering a weak smile.
Iruka hid his real thoughts behind a benevolent smile. As a teacher, he had a professional ethos to follow.
Asami beamed. “Do you think so, Iruka-sensei?“
Iruka nodded. “I do ...“
A girl dropped to the ground from her seat. She had fainted.
Asami blinked, equally confused and surprised. This was strange.
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“Kurano, do you know why I called you and Asami here?“ Iruka welcomed Kurano and Asami in his office. He never thought it would be because of a girl, but the day had come he had to summon a parent. He had few things to discuss with Kurano.
Kurano shook her head. “No, not really.“ Asami sat on Kurano's lap with a happy smile.
They made a lovely mother daughter pair. How Kurano hugged her daughter and how Asami hugged Kurano's arms. They both looked very much alike. They shared their same sense of fashion and hairstyle.
Iruka smiled. Like mother like daughter. “You are here because I received various complaints from parents because of Asami's behaviour in class.“
Kurano hugged Asami tighter, protecting her precious daughter. “What did my daughter do?“
“Asami made a little presentation last week ...“
“And?“ Kurano interrupted Iruka.
“Her presentation physically and mentally traumatised some of my students. They say, they have nightmares because of her.“
“Furthermore, children say ...“ Iruka flicked through a pile of papers until he found the right file.
Iruka cited, “They say, they find her ominous presence unsettling and her cold soulless stare frightens them. Some even claim, Asami is an evil spirit looking like a little girl that is here to reap their souls.“
Kurano grew protective. “That is impossible. My little cute Asami would never do. Don't you see how sweet she is, Iruka? Asami is fluffy and puffy. Her cheeks are soft. She can't be evil.“
Kurano adored her daughter, not doubting her little princess for even the fraction of a second.
Asami nodded in agreement. “Okaa-san is right.“
Iruka sighed, conceding defeat. He already saw this wouldn't lead anywhere. This was a waste of time.
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