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Do not take this chapter seriously! This is a non-canon piece of comedy! It is derived from the many weird ramblings between me, the author, and my sidekick proofreader/editor! Anything you read here, is not to be taken seriously! It's just a joke! Enjoy!

The ramblings of an Author and his Sidekick Proofreader

The Anime: The Novel

Episode 1: DREAMS

I've finished my closed door training after 10 years in isolation in these lonely mountains. I fear the truth for my leave of absence from the sect will be discovered by my wife. The reason for my closed door training in the mountains for the past 10 years has been a lie. I couldn't even look at my wife amelia as I have suffered the embarrassment of a lifetime. So I decided to leave the sect for 10 years and go into isolation so I could cleanse my mind of this embarrassment.

My story thus far has been of great achievements accomplished by a farmer boy who was turned a vampire by his new Father Gebados. I rose in power slaughtered a village, met the love of my life Amelia and went on to establish my own clan. We rose in power and took over a kingdom, not long after we conquered the neighboring kingdom and soon after I fought the strongest opponent i have ever fought thus far. As I fell into a long slumber the Clan I established went on to conquer the two other neighboring kingdoms and established an empire. They then began conquering other kingdoms and I awoke after 480+ years. For the next one hundred years I lived in peace and our empire kept growing until I decided to give peace to those last 3 empires out of pity. I went on to establish a religion and was held as a Holy symbol in the hearts of all those believers. Soon me and my first wife and soul mate Amelia traveled through many continents and joined this Sword Sect.

That is where the moment which ruined all my past achievements happened. After finishing my training with the new technique I was able to master the first step in just a few minutes. I did destroy half the room but it was rather easy learning this technique. I then met with a rude peasant and an elder who doesn't know a DemiGod when he stands before him. I disciplined them then went down to the main sect palace. I couldn't seem to find the sect master. So i asked a passer by who was apparently the 4th Supreme Elder, whose title I had taken as the 3rd Supreme Elder. He seemed a bit angry at seeing who i was but still answered politely. I asked if he could take me to where the sect master was and he agreed. We walked for a bit then we arrived a spot in which we had to travel upwards, but we had to follow sect rules and couldn't use any form of skill or ability to fly up. We could only rely on our power as a Mythical saint and use our energy to travel up.

This is where I met my first obstacle that i could never break through as I was now, and I would end up embarrassed for all of eternity. I told the 4th Supreme Elder I couldn't do it, and I had to pull out my wings. He rejected it and said we could only use our energy. Long story short I had to be carried princess style up to the floating Library to meet the sect leader Assiel. I told the 4th elder to never speak of this again, or I would kill him. I couldn't let my #1 fan Amelia, my wife to know of this. So I chose to tell Assiel I needed a 10 year closed door training and I had to leave and he should inform my wife of this leave. I would proceed to try and cool off my mind for the next ten years to try and rid my subconscious from ever remembering this again. After completing my 10 year isolation is when I finally felt it was time to go back. I went outside to stretch my legs and feel out my strength as i hadn’t been able to control my strength since I had mastered the first stage of the Chaos god technique back at the palace.

I didn’t even mean to kill that elder I just hadn’t tested my newly gained strength and somehow his weak neck snapped as I tried to intimidate him and those around. I began destroying everything around me, as I tested my strength, as I hadn’t done so before.

After some time a stranger had approached me and asked why I had been destroying things like a madman. “Sorry, I didn’t notice what I was doing as I am testing my strength after a closed training session” I said. He asked if we could spar and i agreed. After the spar he told me why he had come to this mountain range which was to look for some herbs for his wife. I tagged along and wanted to help him find this herb. A few weeks passed and we finally found it, but it seemed like something was off, as this flower was in the middle of an opening, in this field that seemed deserted.The flower stood lonely, in the middle. As Ley went over to try and harvest the flower, we were suddenly surrounded. Around us, there were countless beasts and demons. We had been on a walk, my friend Ley, and I, when we were suddenly ambushed. Portals from Demon Realm had opened, and demons and beasts were swarming in like rats. We had been caught unaware, and almost faced injury. Already, we were completely surrounded by the monsters, no end in sight. I looked to my friend Ley.

“It seems we’re in for it now.” I said with a smirk on my face. Ley looked back at me, his eyes meeting mine.

“Indeed, Isaac. Ready yourself!” he shouted at me, as the horde began its charge. There were monsters all strengths. From F rank to B rank in the billions, A ranks in the millions. There were countless S rankers, and hundreds of SS rankers. The frontlines were made of the weakest kin, so every attack we made, killed thousands upon thousands.

I waved my sword down, and made a path through the vermin, then I saw an S ranker. Quickly, I charged after him. I grabbed his head, and turned him on fire with magic, then threw him like a catapult. The result was explosion, killing a million monsters and demons. I formed a blue ball in my hand, and hurled it towards a large group of them. The ball flew at great speeds, and lunged right into one monster. Then it expanded, and eliminated everything in its path, killing several millions monsters and demons.

Suddenly, I felt an energy coming towards me, and I turned, just in time to block an attack. My enemy was a SS rank, at the middle stage. Quickly, I attacked him with my sword, again and again, until his guard broke. Then in a swift motion, I impaled his head, killing him instantly.

Like that, we fought, Ley and I. We fought for hours, killing billions upon billions of monsters and demons. There were mountains of corpses everywhere. This place would be known as the Mountains of Death from that day onwards. There were only two opponents left. Two peak Mythical Saints. One was an Arch Demon, while the other was a huge Minotaur. Once more, I looked my companion in the eye.

“Are you ready?” I asked. He nodded in response. Then, in a flash of motion, we charged at our opponents. I slashed my sword at the Arch Demon, making an energy wave. The wave directly clashed with the Arch Demon.

We exchanged blow after blow, trying to get the upper hand. We kept fighting, for what felt like hours, but no one could get the upper hand. But then the moment came, the moment were the odds would be turned! The sun finally set, and I could finally use my ultimate attack! I a swift motion, I jumped backwards.

“Witness, the Ruler of the Night!” I shouted, as mist began gathering around me, and my corporeal form began disappearing. I looked my opponent in the eye, then smiled, as I disappeared. Not even an instant later, I appeared from his shadow, and slashed my sword at him. The Arch Demon only barely managed to react, as I hit him, and jumped away, before he had to bid farewells with his arm. In a moment in rage, he charged right back at me, and slashed his sword. I opened my arms, and warmly welcomed the attack, only to have it go right through me.

The Arch Demon was visibly shocked, as he quickly jumped back, but I was too fast, as I teleported again, to pierce my sword right through his heart. The Arch Demon died in a single instant, as my corporeal form returned.

“Agh!” I spit out blood, and fell to my knee. Ley was just about finished with his opponent as well. He had a large wound on his shoulder, looked like he had been hit by an axe. Ley reached out his hand, and I took it, and slowly got back up.

“We did it.” He said, as he turned around. He turned his head back to me. “Then Isaac, I must bid my farewells.” He said, then floated up in the air, and started flying into the horizon.

I could only stand there, as I saw his beautiful form disappear in the horizon. Suddenly, I felt a single tear fall from my eye, as I fell to my knees. The tears started pouring, as I pounded my fist on the ground, made of corpses.

“I, I can’t fly!” I shouted to the heavens! I couldn’t fly without wings! I was but a lowly Saint, incapable of flight without wings! Slowly, I calmed down, and stood back up, and looked in Ley’s direction one last time, before turning around. I formed my wings, and, depressed, I flew back towards the Sword Sect, with a downcast aura.

Servant’s POV.

As I was walking past the Supreme Elder’s room, I could hear some strange noises. I got closer to the door, and rested my ear on it, to inspect further. On closer inspection, I determined that it sounded like whimper. Then I noticed something that could be words. I calmed my heart, and put all my effort to listening.

“I can’t fly…” It sounded like.

End.

Hey guys, Proofreader(RagNarok) here, After not being able to do my job of proofreading the 4th Chapter, I got so off track with a certain exchange that happened between Ley and Isaac in Chapter 4 which i found hilarious and commented to the Martin. Lord Martin then suggested to start a side story which is filled with our ramblings we get into while discussing a chapter.

Yup, as RagNarok said, and as the title suggests, we decided to start a series on our random ramblings. We both wrote it, about half each, so RagNarok can now finally call himself an author! Everyone, a round of applause for RagNarok!

Also, chapter four will come soon, since RagNarok is currently proofreading, albeit, veeeery slowly.

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