《I'm Just the Guard!》Interlude: Discord DMs
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SirGuillotine Today at 5:18 AM
Hello. You are TruckNuts, correct?
Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:20 AM
yeah. wut u want?
SirGuillotine Today at 5:20 AM
I heard you fought the guards at Elden Keep?
I think we are a hacker!
Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:25 AM
???
SirGuillotine Today at 5:25 AM
Sorry. Bad translation.
A guard can be a pirate, you know.
Respawn was way too fast
...
Hello?
Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:20 AM
hey, man, i got a life.
don't got time to talk 2 kids online
+ it late
SirGuillotine Today at 6:21 AM
Fine.
Can we talk in the evening?
Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:21 AM
I guess
SirGuillotine Today at 5:07 PM
Is it a good time for you now?
Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:36 PM
this again?
what do u want
SirGuillotine Today at 5:37 PM
The hacker!
Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:40 PM
wut
SirGuillotine Today at 5:40 PM
...
Scroll up.
Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:40 PM
o
Elden Keep?
I fought there...
SirGuillotine Today at 5:41 PM
Yes! The one with a spear, I think, is the hacker.
I'm not sure about the new {Archer} however. He was not there the last time I fought the hacker.
He could be an NPC
Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:45 PM
???
archer?
I got scorched by a Fire Mage!
SirGuillotine Today at 5:46 PM
That is very odd.
I was struck by stone arrows; there was no magic
Maybe you were mistaken?
Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:46 PM
paid 50 gold fo some cheap-ass burn cream
thnk id remembr that
SirGuillotine Today at 5:50 PM
Hmm. When did you fight the hacker and the mage?
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Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:52 PM
I dunno
like, two days ago?
i don keep track
anyway, why do u keep calling the gaurd a hacker?
u heard about P!gL3t?
SirGuillotine Today at 5:52 PM
I fought the hacker yesterday. The mage and archer must've switched then. Or the game could've switched them if they were NPCs
Who is that? The name of the guard hacker?
Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:00 PM
nah
he's some weirdo whos into npcs n shit
heard him raning about coding some npc uprising or something
think the Elden Keep guar wus his 1st test
SirGuillotine Today at 6:00 PM
There's nothing worse than a hacker who messes with NPCs respawn times!
The guard came back as fast as a player!
Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:02 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i guess
SirGuillotine Today at 6:03 PM
We've got to do something about this!
Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:03 PM
y
SirGuillotine Today at 6:04 PM
Because that's
It's just...wrong
Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:10 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tell an admin or sumthing
i dont relaly care
not sure i wanna mess w/ P!gL3t anyway
SirGuillotine Today at 6:11 PM
Don't you want revenge?
Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:11 PM
its whatever, man
im not going g back to Elden Keep anyway
not my problem
SirGuillotine Today at 6:15 PM
...
Fine
Can you at least give me the names of other people who've recently fought there?
SirGuillotine Today at 9:30 PM
Hello?
...
I'll do it myself then...
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