《The Love of a Lazy Potato with Cheats- MCU FanFic》Episode 94- The woes of a soon to be father!
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One day as I was cleaning up the kitchen with Natasha, I decided to remove the limitation on my inhuman ability and play around with it as we were sitting at home bored.
“Nat, did I ever tell you that I can see the future?” I asked her only to cause her to give me her blank look.
“Yeah, the lame 0.1 seconds into the future. What’s so special about it?” I became disheartened as I heard her.
“I will have you know that I have the best superpower in the world.” I declared only to see her playful smile as she placed the plates down.
Understanding what she was about to do, I got ready with my rooted potato.
““What am I going to say next?”” I said together with her.
““Blueberry pies are awesome because they are blue! Red cars have black tires! Yellow bulb blue bulb! I love you!”” She tried various statements, but I kept repeating all of them with her as I could hear what she was going to say in the future.
““That is so cool! Wait… Stop it! I get it! David, you can stop repeating!”” I kept repeating with her to annoy her.
““I have a feeling you are going to annoy me so much with that ability for the rest of the day.”” Natasha said in annoyance as I decided to stop repeating after her.
“Haha!” I laughed as I hugged her in apology.
“So, you are a seer now?” She asked me.
“Kind of. I will be the worst seer if I am considered as one, as I can only see the immediate future, unlike the other seers who can see far into the future.” I told her.
“Still a seer,” Natasha stated as I locked the ability with my rooted potato. As useful as it was, it was even more annoying as I felt double of everything with my senses when my ability was activated.
“Hup!?” Natasha covered her mouth and quickly ran to the bathroom. I quickly ran after her just as she opened the door to our bathroom.
“Huahh!” She vomited onto the toilet. I kept rubbing her back as she kept on vomiting everything she ate. I moved her hair out of the way at the same time.
After 5 minutes she leaned onto me tiredly.
I gently lifted her up to the sink and washed her face with some water. She rinsed some water as well before I carried her to the sofa and laid her down gently.
“Let me get something for you to drink.” I quickly went to grab some water.
I made sure she drank plenty of water much to her annoyance. “David please stop with the water! I had enough!” She stated in anger as she pushed the glass away from her.
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I nodded and placed the glass on the table. “Do you want to eat something? Or sleep?” I asked her.
“Sleep.” She said tiredly.
I carried her once more to the bedroom and laid her down.
“I am so glad that you are strong enough to lift me.” She smiled tiredly and I kissed her on the forehead.
“Can you stay with me?” She asked me.
“Do you even need to ask?” I grinned as I got next to her.
This was just the prelude as few more weeks later her cravings started.
I was sleeping when I sensed Natasha calling me and shaking me. “David! Wake up!” I opened my eyes to see Natasha looking at me eagerly.
“Cravings?” I guessed her motive seeing her look.
“Chocolate ice cream.” She nodded her head cutely.
I opened a portal to Australia where it was daytime to buy some chocolate ice cream for Nat.
I came back to my kitchen with a small tub of ice cream and grabbed a spoon before I went upstairs.
*Clack*
She had her gun pointed and nearly started shooting as I opened the door. “Next time knock or I will really start shooting. All these hormones are making me go crazy as it is.” She warned me in annoyance as I bought the ice cream for her.
"Sure." I chuckled as I fed her.
After eating about 2 scoops she had enough, so I started eating the rest.
'I think mango ice creams are the best. What's so good about chocolate?' I pondered the mysteries of chocolate vs mango ice cream as I ate half of the tub.
*Poke* I looked down to see Nat poking me. "What happened?" I asked her.
"Watching you eat makes me want to eat it too." I sadly departed with the ice cream I was feasting on.
I smiled watching her eat and joined in with her, only to be told off.
It went on like this. I took care of her everything from being her doctor to her personal butler.
Starting from the 5th month her back pain started and I had to help her walk around. Along with that, she found the best comfortable position to sleep and that was by using me as a pillow and backrest. I had to keep using the recovery aspect of my serum whenever my body started feeling uncomfortable.
Thus, started my sleepless night along with hers.
I made her walk a lot and exercise plenty much to her annoyance. “David I can’t. I am so tired.” She pleaded to me as we were walking on a path to a certain random hill I chose.
“50 more meters and there is a bench waiting for us,” I told her.
“I can’t.” She said as she leaned onto me.
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I sighed and lifted her up much to her joy. "I am getting the feeling you are starting to do this on purpose," I suggested only to receive a playful pinch on my cheek.
I walked for 50 meters carrying her before we approached a bench where I sat her down and sat on the ground in front of her and started massaging her legs after removing her boots.
“How long are we resting here?” She asked me.
“15 minutes,” I told her with a smile.
She looked upset at hearing such a short duration.
After I had finished massaging her legs, I sat next to her after putting her boots back on.
“I love you,” I told her with a smile that earned a smiled from her.
I went forward and gave her a quick peck on the lips.
“Thank you.” She told me as she leaned on my shoulder.
Instead of 15 minutes, we rested for 30 minutes before we once more started walking.
We walked for another 20 minutes before I teleported us back home and once more started massaging her legs.
Resting for 1 hour we went swimming in the pool I had built in my base.
My mum and dad occasionally visited every 3 to 4 days to check up on us since they lived a few streets away.
During the 8th month, mum told me that our grandparents came to know about Natasha’s pregnancy somehow. I figured Jack must have told them or something.
“Dad don’t tell them we are here,” I requested of dad after making sure mum and Natasha weren’t listening.
“Yeah, I know. Julie told them you guys were still in America and will be staying there. I gave Jack warning not to spill anything more to them.” Dad assured me.
“Something tells me they will want to visit us in New York,” I guessed.
“You have to face them someday.” He chuckled.
“Not until they apologise to Nat. I won’t see them until they say sorry to her.” I replied which earned a shrug from him as we played another mobile game on his phone. He picked up the nasty habit of using me to get high scores on several mobile games whenever he comes to visit me.
As for our sex life as I expected her drive dropped a lot after her pregnancy. She only wanted sex once every 2 or 3 weeks or something. In order to not affect the baby, I had removed the magic seal to share our libido on both of us, until the pregnancy was over. As for me I easily controlled myself whenever I felt my libido rising using my calm mind during those 2 or 3 weeks of wait.
One day as we were sitting down Nat suddenly experienced contraction. “David! It hurts!” She cried as she held onto her stomach.
I quickly analysed to see her water was beginning to break.
I immediately teleported her to our base and laid her on a blue fluffy-like substance. “What the hell is this?” She screamed at me as she saw me carrying her to the jelly-like object.
However, as soon as she laid down, she regained a comfortable look. We waited for nearly 24 hours before her labor pain started.
I took care of her the whole time with the assistance of my machines and bots.
“Keep pushing Nat!” I encouraged her.
“Stop calling me Nat!” She shouted in pain
“Natasha push!” I listened to her.
“Oh my God! I hate you so much for this!” She screamed as she pushed.
“Push harder Natasha,” I advised her.
“What the hell do you think I am doing?” She suddenly shouted at me in anger and pain.
“Why the hell is there no real people here you crazy polymath!?” She kept screaming.
I had to quickly cast a hologram over all my drones to give her the effect of being surrounded by midwives.
“Why didn’t you do that earlier?” She kept on screaming in pain as she crushed both my hands in pain as she leaned on me.
“I forgot,” I told her the truth awkwardly.
“Next time if I have any crazy ideas like this pull me out of it!” She shouted even more loudly.
A few minutes later our baby came out and my drones carried her to us. Natasha was too tired to carry her and was leaning on me.
On the 9th of October 2014, 10 am our daughter was born.
I removed my hand from Natasha's fingers gently and took hold of our daughter in my hands before Natasha.
“She looks beautiful.” Natasha cried seeing our baby.
“Like you.” I smiled as I kissed my wife on her cheek.
Our daughter had my brown hair and her green eyes.
After a few minutes, Natasha took our daughter from my hand. I hugged her from behind as she cried in tears of joy seeing our daughter.
Nat was growing tired and sleepy by the minute. The drones took our daughter from her hands and placed her beside Nat as I got out of the blue fluffy material.
Before Nat fell asleep, I had her drink some special fluid I had developed. “It will restore your energy,” I told her as I took the small glass from her hand.
Our drones soon started with the emergency measures such as taking weights, checking for health cleaning, etc on our baby as soon as she fell asleep with me overseeing everything personally.
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