《The Love of a Lazy Potato with Cheats- MCU FanFic》Episode 88- If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!
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I pulled up the sheet that was going down, over our bare body once more. After which I threw my arms around my wife. “We should do crazy sex day like this at least once a month.” Nat declared.
“With my little toys or without my little toys?” Nat pouted at the mention of my toys. Just as she was about to speak the UI of the base chimed to form a message in front of us.
“Uh, I have got to get rid of this feature,” I complained as I threw away the alert, while Nat chuckled.
“Check it. It must be something important if it has been coming up for the past few hours since we woke up.” Nat suggested.
“Fine.” I smiled as I kissed my wife on her cheek before pulling the alert back out.
[Alert -1]
“Show me the alert,” I called out causing the message to expand.
[Body scan complete.]
[David H Romanoff- Perfect]
[Natalia A Romanoff- Pregnant 2 weeks.]
“David, what is your robot saying?” Natasha’s worried voice completely passed over me as I read that message in shock.
My all-powerful mind just froze and was in the process of rebooting from an error 303. I felt something indescribable fill me.
“Nat…You are pregnant!” I couldn’t help but shout as I held her tightly.
“David?” I looked down at Nat to see her look of disbelief.
She swallowed the saliva in her as she held my cheeks. “Is that thing serious?” Nat pointed at the hologram with her trembling index finger.
“Nat you are pregnant!” I felt my own lips being pulled up uncontrollably as joy overtook me.
I kissed her frozen face causing her to quickly pull me apart in shock. “I am pregnant?” I nodded to her question with a smile.
“Ha…” She began taking deep breaths. “I am pregnant.” Her arms began shaking as she quickly covered her mouth.
Noticing her reddening eyes, I leaned my forehead against hers as I watched her eyes. “David…” She began crying. “…I am pregnant.”
“Congrats Nat, we did it. We are going to have a family of our own.” I smiled as I watched her tear struck face.
“I am pregnant, David, I am pregnant!” *Muah**Muah* She pulled away from my hold on her forehead and began kissing me all over my face in tears.
Stopping with her kisses after a minute she looked at me with her large smile. “I am pregnant, David.”
I nodded as I kissed her lips. “I know Nat, and I am going to be a father,” I told her as I moved away from her kiss before hugging her.
At this, she froze for a moment before I felt her relax as she leaned towards my ears. “I am going to be a mum?” She whispered to me.
I caressed her hair as I nodded. “We are going to be parents.” As I said this she burst out in tears.
I just laid there coddling my now pregnant wife off her tears as she cried her pain and all her emotions out. “What would have happened if you had never found me, David? What would have I done if I had found I was pregnant weeks later after running away from you?”
Rubbing her back I smiled, as I finally understood her sudden cravings for mangoes and their sweetness, her rapid emotional changes, and drastic actions.
“Well, it is a good thing I can find you no matter where you are in the universe isn’t it?” I asked her back with a teary kiss.
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She smiled amidst her tears as she finally calmed down. “You are bad at romantic compliments…” She began caressing my hair.
“But luckily our children will have me for advice instead of you.” I couldn’t help but laugh as I heard her.
“Hahaha! I wouldn’t be too sure about that. After all, I managed to pick up the most beautiful woman in the universe with my ‘terrible’ romantic skills.” Nat chuckled as she rolled her eyes before leaning onto me.
“Do you want a boy or girl?” She asked me.
“It doesn’t matter because like you told me we will have lots of kids,” I replied as I rubbed her back.
“Thank you.” She said with a joyful smile as she hugged me.
We didn’t break off from our joyful cuddling session until the next day.
Both of us got up as I made Nat get changed amidst her joyful moods. “Where are we going, David?” Nat asked as we both sat down after getting changed.
“Would you like to see your parents’ final resting place Nat?” I felt her grip tightening on my hands. I let her take as long as she wanted, to get ready.
“Yes!” Seeing her agreement, I opened a portal to Russia.
*Whizz* “You ready?” She nodded at my question and held my hands tightly.
We both stepped out of the portal into 2 gravestones. There were plenty of weeds surrounding the gravestone.
She shed a single tear before she hugged me. She knew they were dead but something a part of her always hoped they were still alive.
“Do you want me to clear the weeds for you?” I asked her as several silver dusts swarmed before us.
“No…” Nat shook her head. Hearing her response I called back the nanobots to rest as she knelt down in front of the graves of her parents.
“I want to do it myself.” Seeing her picking the weeds by herself, I knelt beside her and joined in with her.
“I think they might want to meet their son in law as well, not just their daughter.” I saw a small smile on her face as we carried on cleaning their grave.
Finished with the cleaning Nat sat before the grave, while I disposed of all the weeds. *Whizz* Opening a portal I grabbed a nice set of flowed and few candles, from some random shops. ‘Deposit money into the owners’ accounts’ I gave a command to my UI, as I knelt next to Nat.
“Do you want to give it to them?” Nat smiled as she took the flowers from me.
Lighting the candles, I placed them on their graves with Nat. We spent some quiet time in front of our parents. Her family was my family, after all.
“Let’s go,” Nat told me as she looked at me with a smile.
“Okay.” I smiled back as we both stood up.
*Whizz* Coming back into my lab, we sat down and had a small lunch over Nat getting slightly upset and teary.
Finished with lunch we both sat on a rather large beanie with her on my lap. “We need to tell your mum and dad.” Nat looked at me as she said it.
I nodded. “Do you want to tell them?”
She shook her head as she felt around my face. “I know you are bursting with excitement to tell your parents, so go ahead.” I grinned as several bots came before us.
“Call parents!” The screen shifted to that of dialling.
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I hugged Nat in excitement causing her to chuckle. “Calm down David, you are too excited.” Nat chuckled.
Just as I was about to reply someone answered the phone. “Hello?” My mum answered the phone, and I could hear my dad arguing with Jack in the background, pretty loudly.
“No means no! If I say you can’t play, then you can’t play!” I ignored my dad’s shout due to my excitement and went straight to the matter.
“Mum we got good news,” I told her as Natasha laid on my chest.
“Dad, all I am asking is for 1 day?” I was getting slightly annoyed with Jack and dad at this moment.
“What part of not playing don’t you…” Thankfully even my mum agreed with me.
“Shut up both of you, I can’t hear what David is saying!” My mum shouted at both of them, causing them to quieten down a bit.
“Yeah, sorry about that sweety, but your brother didn’t do his homework and was playing games. Your dad found out and now they are having a serious talk. What were you saying? Is Nat, okay? You guys haven’t called in the past 3 days, after the event. What happened?” Mum requested.
I slightly frowned as I saw Nat’s smile freeze for a moment at that terrible memory. I kissed her cheek causing her to smile as I told my mum. “You are going to be a grandmother in roughly 9 or 10 months.”
There was a moment of quietness if one ignored the shouts and argument from the background.
“Dad! All my life I have been doing nothing but studying I need a break!”
“You don’t get a break you earn it young man!”
I was getting worried if my mum had fainted or something hearing nothing from her, other than Jack and dad’s constant bickering.
“WHAAAA… ARE YOU SERIOUS!?” My mum screamed unable to believe what I was saying.
Before I could answer she began shouting in joy and I could hear her running towards dad most likely. “Rob we are going to be grandparents!”
There was another moment of silence. “What?” Dad asked in confusion.
“Natasha is pregnant!” My mum shouted again making Nat chuckle.
“Holy son of a gun!” My dad shouted in excitement and ran towards the phone.
“Oi are you serious? How many weeks has it been?” My dad started firing off in happiness.
“Dads relax, we…” I started off.
“Relax my ass. Come back here this instant!” My dad ordered and started screaming around about him being grandad, while I felt the poor phone was abandoned by both my parents.
“Hello? Is anyone there? Mum? Dad? You guy want to pick the phone up or something?” I asked but received no reply for a while.
“Hello, David?” Jack finally, took the phone.
“Jack, you heard the news?” I asked him.
“Yeah, kind of hard to miss it when mum and dad are throwing around stuff screaming, they are going to be grandparents. Anyway, you called us at the right moment, I was getting seriously told off by dad. Thanks for saving me.” He sighed in relief as Natasha laughed beside me.
“No problem buddy,” I told him with a smile
“Congrats by the way. Are you coming back?” He asked me.
“Well, we…” I was about to speak when I heard dad approaching and most likely grabbing the phone from Jack.
“Give me the phone Jack!”
“No, I am speaking to brother!” Jack said and I could see from the hologram that soon popped up that they were fighting over the phone while mum was calling someone in excitement.
Dad finally won and took the phone. “David how many weeks is she in?” Dad asked me.
“2 weeks. I had developed a device for scanning the body and it just told us unexpectedly a few hours ago.” I told him.
“… Well whatever, just get here soon.” He said before hanging up.
I soon saw him picking his phone and calling someone up and talking in excitement.
We both watched them with a smile before I closed the hologram.
“Do you feel like eating anything?” I asked her.
“No, not reall… actually yes I do.” She quickly smiled.
“What do you want? As long as you tell me, I will get it for you no matter the cost or where it is from.” I boasted as her grin increased.
“I want you.” She said as she kissed me.
2 hours later we were once more in each other arms tired from having so much sex. “You should have me as much as possible because after few months you won’t exactly be able to eat me like this,” I told her as I watched her mess on the internet created by the nanobots’ hologram.
“Hmm…” Hearing this Nat began typing into the Google search bar.
“Actually, look. It is perfectly safe to have sex during pregnancy unless your doctor says otherwise.” She told me as she showed the results on her phone to me.
“Haha!” I laughed at that.
“I know that,” I told her with a smile.
“Then what?” She asked me puzzled.
“Your sex drive might drop from all the morning sickness and side effects of pregnancy.” This news made her face turn dark.
“But sometimes certain women will have increased libido during pregnancy as well. Can’t say which category you belong to.” I told Nat to which she rolled her eyes.
“Well, I got the best doctor and husband in the world. You can figure out something to stop my side effects, can’t you?” Nat asked me to which I nodded along. ‘Ah, how the mighty potato had fallen to the whims of a pregnant woman.’ I smiled as I embraced Nat once more.
After a while, I got up and changed clothes and started sorting out some matters in the UK, especially MI5, so that both me and Nat can travel there without too much problem.
After arranging everything I took Natasha with me back to New York for a date.
We went out like we usually did before retiring for the night to our bedroom.
While in bed in each other’s arms Nat asked me a question. “When can we go to your home?”
“Whenever you want,” I told her.
“Can we go tomorrow?” She asked me.
“Sure, but why?” I asked her curious to know why she wanted to go back to the UK so quickly.
“I want to live a normal life until my due date and where better to live than your home in the UK, away from every single trouble.” She told me.
“Whatever for my queen,” I stated which earned a slight blush from her.
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