《The Love of a Lazy Potato with Cheats- MCU FanFic》Episode 57- Magic Lamp
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[David PoV- A week later]
*Ping* [Production complete] I smiled looking at my nano babies inside my new facility. “The product of magic and science.” I stretched out my hand and several silver dusts flew towards my hand.
“Eat!” I gave a simple order, and the dust flew off from my hand. *NEEOO* “Alert! The facility under attack!”
The security system began going off as the nanobots began consuming everything.
As it ate the nanobots multiplied. 1 became 2, 2 became 4, 4 became 8 and so on, until everything in the room was consumed leaving nothing but a big silver ball floating in front of me awaiting orders.
*Whizz* A portal opened up inside my now empty facility sending in the cold air, and snow from the other side. “Let’s go.”
I walked in followed by the large mass of silver dust which began assimilating together to form a solid ball structure, to not be scattered by the wind.
“The Antarctic.” I smiled seeing I was in the middle of the stormy Antarctic.
I had always wished to come here, but never could in both my lives until now. The white canvas was a beauty of its own in a world filled with colours, especially on a day even the sky was white from the storm that was brewing here.
A smile came upon my face as I looked down at the ice sheet under my feet. Placing my hand on the large silver ball I passed the mental image I had in mind, through the telepathic link I had built-in with magic.
“Begin,” I ordered as soon as I finished showing my plan to my first technological mystical relic, the Bots.
I watched as my bots landed down on the ice and slowly the size of the ball began growing smaller by the second until nothing was left. Looking at the spot it had disappeared onto I saw a tiny hole digging far into the ice sheets.
*Ping* I looked down at my phone ignoring the freezing temperature that would have put any person into hypothermia by now.
“Just in time.”
*Whizz* Another portal opened up. Sending my hand in I grabbed the large pink cube from the table that had finished its construction.
I hated fixing humanities mistakes, instead of letting them learn from their mistakes, but this one is for my own selfish reasons. Taking a step back I aimed the cube up at the sky.
“Off you go!”
*Boom* The pink cube shot out faster than any rockets could as I left several cracks on the ice floor. “Oops.”
I smiled as I watched several silver specks of dust filling the gap releasing a white liquid. Within moments the cracks had disappeared leaving behind a perfect sheet of ice.
Closing all my portals I sat down on the ice as I took my phone out and watched the cube ascending. “Activate thrusters!” I ordered seeing it slow down.
*Whoosh* The cube began reorienting itself as I activated its life purpose.
[Initializing ozone layer repair] Closing the software I began opening up the portal towards the warehouse, where I had several tons of metal stored. *Whistle*
A small swarm of silver bots flew out as a sphere from the initial small hole it used to enter the ice sheet. I pointed inside the portal. “Eat!”
The bots flew into the warehouse as I started a timer.
20 minutes later the bots began flowing out. “Alright need to improve the consumption time.” I made a note to improve upon my bots. It wasn’t the most perfect thing in the world, but I had plenty of time to improve upon it.
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The bots gathered in front of me forming the largest silver sphere I have ever seen in my life. “Crap!”
I think I might have gone overboard ordering the consumption of everything inside the warehouse at the same time, once I saw the football field-sized black sphere floating above me, which kept on growing as more bots came out.
‘Thank God I chose a stormy day to do this, lest anyone saw this from afar and got a heart attack.’ “Alright go in.”
I pointed at the small hole from before and the swarm moved.
10 minutes later all the swarms had disappeared. I made another note to improve upon. “Need to find a much more efficient movement method as well.”
As all of the bots disappeared into the hole I sighed in relief. Turning my hand clockwise I dropped into the portal I had just opened up under me.
I closed the portal as soon as I arrived inside the small facility. “Status on Pym particles.” Several data popped up in front of me which analysed the components needed to make this beauty.
“Interesting.” Several of the methods or you could say the equations used to make the Pym particles seemed to have been similar to the data I got from the space stone. It seems he gleaned off the data subconsciously from the Tesseract which housed the space stone. ‘Must have been the tesseract feeding him with ideas, with its sentience.’ I deduced.
If you think about it Pym particles in their simplest form were just a modem of transportation. Moving from the normal world to the subatomic world; from one dimension to another as long as they lowered their size.
So, it made sense that the space stone could be the culprit behind his inspiration as well, just like the arc reactor.
*Rubs hand* I grinned in excitement. “Time to start!”
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[3 weeks later- Desert in Saudi Arabia]
“AHH!” A blue muscular spirit screamed sending several people in the orange robe flying back inside a mirror dimension, as the spirit shattered the reality clinging onto it easily.
“Mordo, call for reinforcement!” A man with a grey ponytail ordered as an orange whip appeared on his hand.
Mordo nodded as he drew a portal causing several masters of the mystic arts there to summon several fiery whips.
As the blue muscular ghost with the beard saw the portal it flew towards it. “WAIT!” It screamed as Mordo rushed out.
“Now!” Kaecilius ordered and all the sorcerers launched the whip out and restrained the Arabian ghost.
“LET ME GO!” It screamed causing all the sorcerers to look away from the terrifying scream that blew their robes.
*Whoosh* The portal closed enraging the blue ghost severely. “AHHH!” It screamed in anger as it began pulling all the masters in.
“You will all die!” It vowed as a gigantic blue ball appeared above it, worrying everyone.
“What now Kaecilius?” Someone asked causing Kaecilius to look around in worry.
“Hang on Mordo should be back any second!” Kaecilius ordered as he stabilised himself with the fiery rope.
Everyone began sweating as the blue ball slowly began emitting waves of heat. *Whoosh* A portal opened up managing to garner the attention of everyone.
Mordo walked in awkwardly followed by someone most of them recognised by now as Jack. “Seriously? A genie?”
David looked at the muscular titan in bewilderment and excitement. “Where is the lamp?”
Mordo looked at David in annoyance. “Can you do something before the others get killed?”
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At Mordo’s question, David sighed while everyone looked at Mordo. “Where is the reinforcement?”
Kaecilius asked Mordo noticing the genie’s attention was on the portal leading to the outside world causing the blue ball of heat to begin dwindling in size.
Mordo pointed at David. “She told me to pick him up since he was free.”
“WOAH!”
Everyone was suddenly flung off from the genie as it began actively moving towards David and Mordo.
David looked at the genie curiously. “Can you grant wishes?”
The genie looked at David before grinning, revealing its fang-like teeth as Mordo closed the portal as the genie tried to get to the closing portal as quickly as possible.
“It’s not a genie Jack, it’s a djinn and that too a 10,000-year-old evil one. Some idiot unsealed him a few hours ago, and it has already begun to cause serious problems. Unless you want it to escape and cause several nearby countries to start a war, between themselves out of greed do something.”
Mordo rushed David who began looking at the Genie in disappointment just as its face became aghast seeing its opportunity to get out was lost again. “NO!”
It screamed as a blue ball appeared above its head. “Fine.”
David snapped his right fingers causing his right arm to be shrouded in a silver metallic. “Physical objects don’t work against a djinn. You have to use magic.”
Mordo advised David as a fiery whip appeared in his hand and quickly restrained the djinn hands which were raised above its head to slam on them. Mordo kicked off the ground into the air, pulling the djinn’s hands behind it. “LET GO!”
The djinn screamed in anger as the blue ball grew in size.
Several sorcerers including Kaecilius used that chance to restrain the djinn once more. “How is he a reinforcement if he doesn’t even know what a djinn is?”
Kaecilius asked Mordo in anger at the situation as the djinn trashed in anger while the blue ball grew to send a heatwave after heatwave out. “Just have faith in her alright. If she was confident enough to send Jack despite knowing the danger, she must be confi…”
*Pshhh* Everyone halted in their movements as they looked at the weird metallic pole sticking into the blue ball. “Interesting… condensed blue fire. And for your info I know what a djinn is from the books, just never seen one before.”
David looked at Kaecilius with his blank face.
The djinn looked at the human from whom the silver metallic pole extending from. “Are you not burning human?”
The djinn asked curiously seeing the steam coming off the metallic pole connected to David’s right hand. David grinned at that question. “If there is one thing you should not put next to me...”
To everyone’s shocked eyes the metallic pole began twisting as it brought the ball of condensed flame next to David. “…it’s fire!”
David placed his hand on the blue ball. “You know, I was getting hungry as well. Good thing you brought me my meal.”
David hugged the fire and took a bite of it. “NO!”
The djinn screamed as it rushed towards David as it noticed everyone’s hold on it weakened.
*Swish* The metal poles suddenly dispersed and assimilated hundreds of tiny daggers next to David.
The djinn ignored the daggers as it flew towards it. “You are dead if you think that can harm me like that fool!”
The djinn grinned as all the daggers phased through it and reached for David who leapt at the last moment. *Boom*
Everyone watched as David flew up, leaving a crater behind. “COME BACK!”
The djinn flew after David as the daggers kept trying to go through the genie again and again as everyone watched from below helplessly. “Uhmm Mordo?”
Kaecilius looked at Mordo who nodded as he stepped into the air running after the djinn. “Follow.”
Kaecilius ordered and they began waving their hands. Soon the mirror dimension began lifting all of them up, from the floor to meet David and the djinn up in the sky.
Just as David slowed down he landed on a platform of the sky in the mirror dimension which acted as a footstool for him. “DIE!”
The djinn screamed as it brought both its giant arms towards David’s head to squash him in between.
“Stop!”
Mordo shouted as he ran after the djinn with his fiery whip.
*Kichik* The djinn suddenly stopped at the sickening sound of flesh being pierced.
The djinn looked at both its palms to see 4 daggers sticking through its palms and pushing it back. *Kichik**Kichik**Kichik**Kichik*
Several hundreds of the dagger pierced the djinn’s body and began pushing it back. “How…?”
The djinn looked at David who was smiling while holding onto the blue ball of flame. Slowly David’s left arm began turning metallic as well.
David touched the blue flame with his left hand causing it to suddenly decrease in size. “Science fool!”
*Chomp* David launched his jaws forward and ate the blue ball causing the Djinn to suddenly shrivel up in size.
“AHHH!”
It screamed in agony. “Hmm, that filled me for breakfast.”
David rubbed his belly as he swallowed causing Mordo to look at David in worry. “You see every being oscillates in a certain frequency. Most magic attacks are usually tuned into all these frequencies at the same time by a universal frequency, allowing those attacks to hit solid and ethereal beings alike.”
As everyone caught up they looked at the shrivelling body of the djinn in amazement, while watching David and the hundreds of tiny dagger pushing and bleeding the blue giant. “AHHH!”
The screams of the djinn became unbearable for even the masters as they covered their ears and stepped back.
Mordo persisted through the noise and quickly raised a barrier shielding everyone behind him from the scream.
“All I did was find your oscillating frequency and dial my daggers to the same frequency before attacking you. It wasn’t hard with you blatantly providing me with the data I need by letting my daggers through your body muppet.”
As the blue blood of the djinn slowly kept pouring out, it began to shrivel and shrivel until it was the size of an AA battery and its scream like the squeaking of a mouse. “You guys need it alive or dead?”
David looked at Mordo who looked at him in confusion for a second before he realised David was speaking to him.
Mordo quickly lowered the barrier. “Sorry, I didn’t hear you.”
Mordo apologised. David shook his head as he pointed at the tiny figure laying on a small silver dagger, surrounded by numerous daggers. “No problem. Just asked if you need him alive or dead?”
Mordo looked at the pitiful state of the 10 millennium-old djinn. He turned towards Kaecilius who quickly got a lamp out. “So, there was a lamp involved.”
Mordo rolled his eyes as he opened the lid of the lamp. “More like we have to bring a lamp to seal it peacefully.”
Mordo mumbled as David’s dagger carrying the djinn came towards Mordo, who warily picked the djinn up. “Thanks.”
Mordo nodded towards David before stuffing the djinn in the lamp. “No problem.”
The daggers rushed to David as if ready to pierce him, causing everyone to look at him in worry. Just as the daggers were about to pierce him, it dispersed into a cloud of silver dust before being assimilated onto David’s clothes. “Well, then I am off.”
David smiled as a portal appeared before he went through it while everyone looked at Mordo for an explanation. “I don’t know either. He one day just popped in with the Ancient One.”
Mordo gave a summary causing Kaecilius to look at from where David had left in curiosity.
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[David PoV- 2 days later]
I began transferring all my equipment’s from all the hidden facilities I had running around the world to here, deep under the ground of the Antarctic ice sheet.
I looked at the massive computer frame sitting before me with a 2 meter wide and high screen. I had finished almost everything except my time machine.
I figured I could finish everything within 1 week.
“What then?” I asked myself as I sat there going through the ways to build my time machine.
1 of my rooted potato was figuring out a way to remove the HE serum completely from my body, while the other was trying to comprehend the data collected from the space stone. The anti-HE serum was taking much longer than I was expecting, and it doesn’t need to be said about the space stone, which I was relying on for solving my ‘crying’ crisis.
I had to rely on my own brain for everything that I had planned unless I want to press pause on any of the current task running through my potatoes. “I miss my lab rat.”
As I began lowering myself in the air to sit down, a chair began constructing from the ground up. I sat down thinking about what I could do till I finished comprehending the data behind the space stone, and comparing it with everything I had learned about magic and science alike.
“Hang on.” I suddenly remembered something as I quickly accessed the Shield database.
I pulled up my profile to see a special remark on it halfway through my long list of profiling. [Gifted Index Number:07-017-GB-00]
“Gifted?” I pulled up the Shield index list to see quite a long list.
Shield often categorised objects and humans that were enhanced or special- like Tony Stark and me- in a special category known as the Index.
I began downloading all the data before coming off the Shield database like always.
“Show me all the humans in the index.” Several of the index candidates disappeared to reveal 1000’s of humans.
I began going through the files of each human as my memory was jogged of something I had heard about from my friends about the MCU from my past life…the Inhumans.
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