《The Love of a Lazy Potato with Cheats- MCU FanFic》Episode 1- The Meeting
Advertisement
"Hi." The person in a black formal attire in front of me greeted.
"Where am I? Who are you? Am I …dead?" I asked in panic while looking around.
The last thing I remembered was something smacking on the top of my head. Now I am here standing in front of this mysterious person who greeted me.
"Let me jog your memory a little." The person in front of me smiled. {Read for free in Royal Road}
Then a screen popped up in front of me.
In it, I spotted myself walking in the busy town that has become quiet due to the COVID-19 restrictions. As I walked past an apartment suddenly time froze and started moving back and focusing on 2 couples on the 9th floor of that apartment. The couple were arguing. Apparently, the woman had been cheating on the man.
The man revealed it to her with evidence and asked her to get out while recording the whole event with his phone on Facebook making it live. In her rage, the woman started throwing things at the man acting as if she was right and he was accusing her of something wrong.
However, as she threw a metal pot at him which he accurately evaded while warning her of taking a lawsuit against her for physical assault. The pot she threw which the man evades flew through the window and came crashing down on my head, who was innocently walking past the apartment.
After a while screams and the sound of sirens resounded throughout the street.
The woman walked out after cursing the man.
The man curious about what was going on looked down to see his pot and me lying in my pool of blood.
The man was shocked and terrified by the scene.
Advertisement
The woman got out of the apartment to see the body before her and the pot. Realising what she had done, she quickly framed the man to the police in her anger.
The police quickly came up to the man's room with the woman to arrest him.
However, the man calmly explained to the police what happened from his point of side and provided the live recorded evidence much to the shock and anger of the woman.
The woman was given a 10 years sentence to prison along with no bail for manslaughter and trying to frame the incident upon an innocent person. {Read for free in Royal Road}
"Karma, bitch!" I cursed seeing the sheer audacity of that woman.
"Hahaha! Indeed." The man laughed.
"What happened to the man?" I asked in curiosity.
"Well it took a while, but he got over that dark period of his life. It took him a while to meet another woman and live with their own family struggles and happiness." The man explained.
"That is good." I nodded as I suddenly remembered about the part that I died.
"So, I died," I stated with a sigh, being all too calm about my death.
"Yeah, you did. And no, you are not special or anything. Everyone who dies and in their soul form is calm about it." The man in front of me explained.
"Oh. Well, that was a bummer." I said to the person in front of me who could most likely be God.
That was kind of a letdown. After all, I was a normal average person in my life. Going to and from work while in my late 20's. Occasionally reading was my hobby. Other than that, there was nothing special about me. I had hoped I would be special somehow.
Advertisement
Oh well, who cares!
"Hi, I am El." The person in black extended his hand for a greeting which I took without any form of wariness.
"You are special in the aspect that I chose you randomly from the billions of souls passing through their judgement," El explained as he took his hand back.
"That isn't helping my self-esteem in any way," I said back.
"So, are you God?" I asked.
"Hahaha, no! Although he can look like anyone he wants and often pranks few of us in heaven I am not him." El stated.
"Then…?" I looked at him.
"Merely a gatekeeper forced to sit here as part of my punishment with my partner who is gone for her 100 years break," El explained. {Read for free in Royal Road}
"Oh." I had so many questions running through my head.
"Anyway, I won't bother you with them. I will get straight to the point. Osborn, would you like to partake in my entertainment?" El asked.
"Sure…?" I answered/ asked.
"Great! Off you go!" El smiled before snapping his finger.
I felt something pulling me before it was dark and then I felt the pulling force and was once more in a room.
I then felt memories filling my head gently about who and where I was.
I was in U.K. 1990 being only 6 years old, being an orphaned child, I was sent to a children's residential care home where few other children other than me stayed.
I was no one significant so far in this world or had any noteworthy feature other than being a nerd who loves to collect action figures of my heroes, namely a certain captain from world war 2.
Wait…What!!!!??
'Yo, hope you enjoyed the new body I have given you. I just created that body and placed it in that world with altering memories and forging identities for you.
As you have guessed you are in marvel world. Which one is a secret and surprise, so find it out yourself. Good luck.' A message appeared in my head.
My hands started shivering along with my leg while my heart started rapidly beating with sweat pouring out of me. I was scared shitless.
I wasn't going to survive in this world and might die painfully if I was unfortunate enough.
I didn't want that! I don't want to die even though I had already died.{Read for free in Royal Road}
Suddenly a thought passed through my head.
'Wait wouldn't I just go back to that dude if I died?' As soon as this thought entered my head, procrastination that I had dug deep in my mind crawled out to calm me.
'Meh who cares. If I die, I die.' Such was the dangers of procrastination.
However, another piece of message came to my head.
'Yo, since you have calmed down let me tell you about certain gifts, I have given you for this journey of yours.' El said.
This piece of the message made me excited.
{Read for free in Royal Road}
Advertisement
- In Serial10 Chapters
WileSideQuest
It follows Alice's ten first struggles, before she joins Samsy in the main story
8 197 - In Serial174 Chapters
The Discarded
The Umbrae Lunae existed before man, beautiful abominations birthed in the nightmares of mad gods. They wait for humanity to misstep, for the angels to look away. For the moment when they can cloak the world in moon shadows once again. But even horrors have children. Even nightmares must feed. One child, unlike the others, finds his way to a school for young abominations. Will he be a sheep cast before the wolves, or a terror that wears the skin of wool to entice the wolf close? The flesh of his body was his only coin, strips cut to pay debts that never ended. Everyone has scars, stories in a life led, lessons learned, and licks taken. Luminous bodies touched by darkness. There are a cursed few that are the opposite, black shadows consumed by scars, twisted minds devoured by diseased hungers, bodies tortured misshapen works of gouged flesh, silver lines of blade thin cuts, ragged tears of teeth and glass. For them, the scars are marks of homecoming, the mangled wasteland the only place they feel at peace. Hell is a place. It's made of concrete, steel and glass. It's the sounds of starving kids crying themselves to sleep, huddling into small balls as creepers come and take their due of innocence and tender meat. It's eating rotten food and carrying ticks in your hair. It’s having no one and nothing while surrounded by everything. It's the life of a street kid. What abomination was birthed in the corrupt womb of man’s cast-off shit? Pretty people don't know the power of ugly. They can't see the strength in a broken soul or the power in a calloused heart. Those secrets are for the discarded alone. Only the broken understand the grace of darkness. The blessed folds that hide scars and tears, the protection of its concealing umbra. E-Begging: Character Sheets, Racial Character Classes, of both side characters, villains, and main characters as well as short stories can be found on my Patreon. Eldrik Lewis This story is cross-posted to Scribble Hub. Same cover and synopsis.
8 67 - In Serial12 Chapters
Vengeful Martial God
Many people say that vengeance is a sin, but is it really? Vengeance can be a drive, a desire, and a motivation for some people like Ye Meng. Orphan Ye Meng has always been an ordinary slightly talented alchemist and cultivator until he gets power far more than he ever expected. Watch how he climbs to the peak of the martial world while going through countless tribulations and calamities. He pays back all who have wronged him ten times over and now begins to live a life that's a bit more than ordinary.
8 237 - In Serial28 Chapters
Fusion Online
(Beta story)In the distant future, scientist have created a way to form separate artificial reality dimensions to test many experiments that they could not do in real life. As ground breaking as this technology is, multiple video game companies quickly figure out that they can program games using this form of technology. Ian Stalk, an alpha designer and beta tester, manages to get the game Fusion, the first of the artificial series games. This game blends two great franchise, the mind blowing cinematic Star Wars series, and the hardcore, well developed Microsoft Xbox exclusive Halo trilogy, to create the well balanced game Fusion. This AR-MMO-RPG-FPS lets players explore the new universe. Players can travel from the rainy planet of Kamino, to the glassed planet of Reach. Or perhaps a trip to the infamous desert world of Tatooine to the large home world of the Sangheli. Each player can chose their destiny But luck is not on their side. Quickly realizing that the game was rigged by one of the programmers, Ian Stalk, or better known as Caliber, must find a way to eliminate the Sinister Six. This team is formed by the Sith Lords Emperor Palpatine, Count Dooku and his apprentice Asaj Ventress, the cunning General Grievous, forerunner protector Warden Eternal, and the fallen Chosen One, Darth Vader.Every day, the Spartan Republic, alongside other large alliances or Spartan companies, jump feet first into the line of fire to free themselves from this horrid genocide.Inspired by SAO, Log Horizon, Star Wars Battlefront I, II, and EA, Halo 5 Guardians, and, of course, ME WANTING TO BE IN A VIDEO GAME!!
8 202 - In Serial38 Chapters
A Daughter of Thanatos( Nico di Angelo )
"Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost!" Irissa asked."Of course! Her dad is Thanatos. Reaper of souls and guard of the doors of death! What did you expect? She'd see unicorns?" Clara Jade Walker was pretty sure she was a normal girl living a normal life before she thought she met this really 'rude', 'arrogant bastard', named Nico di Angelo. One boring school day ago, she was walking to the vice principle's office with her best friend, Andrea(Andy) Philips, they found out that the vice principle was a fury. A "mythical" Greek creature. Wonderful, right?! Their friend, Grover Underwood- who is suppose to be CRIPPLED-, and Nico(the 'jerk') protected them from it. They find out that Grover is a saytr and that they were demigods. (The 'rude bastard' that she hates also is one.) Clare can now kiss goodbye all her beliefs! When she learns that she has to share a cabin with Nico when sh arrives to camp, she absolutely goes bonkers! When they learn more about each other and spend more time with one another, they realize that they have strong feelings for each other. Will fate be generous, or tear them apart??
8 123 - In Serial43 Chapters
The Gifted Seer (Bk 1 of Seer Series) (Completed)
Have you ever wondered what was missing from your life? Either it was just something about who you are or what you are supposed to do? Well, for 16 year old Joeslyin Laura Lone, that is what it felt like.She knew that there was something hidden from her, but it might be because her mother didn't want to hear about it and ignore the possibility that Joeslyin, or Joes, was like her father.What was her father? Well, he was something that people didn't believe in. Someone who could magic and was part of a group called the Seers. And, like her father, Joes had inherited his abilities, but she was something more than him.Will she find out who she is, even with the disappearance of her father? Will she be able to live the next month, or even the next day? Can she figure out why it is dangerous for her to be out in the dark? Will Joes be all right with who she is, even if it means that she is different? Will she find out that she is far greater from the loner that she is?Find out, in The Gifted Seer._______________________________________NOTE: IF YOU READ THIS BOOK ON ANY OTHER APP BESIDES WATTPAD THEN IT IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. I GAVE NO ONE PERMISSION TO USE MY BOOK AND HAVE NOT POSTED IT ANYWHERE ELSE, SO... YA. REPORT THAT BOOK.Thanks.~Rissa
8 125

