Hiya, new chapter! I'm gonna try and keep them long but no guarantees, do tell me your ideas for the story, I might run dry of ideas soon hehe~

I severely regret trying to be cute omfg I'm so sorry kill me now

Enjoy

Farren forgot, she completely forgot the one part of her deal with God that she hated the most, she was a fucking child again, ugh she shouldn't have taken so long with customisation, it's going to take her years to actually grow into that body anyway, then again it's probably worth it.

Back to when Farren woke up, she enveloped in a warm darkness that surrounded her, she realised how tired she was and let the darkness's warmth win...

When she woke up again it seemed lighter, she realised the darkness had a tint of red and orange and a realisation hit her, she was reborn in a womb. Farren had thought she would be a child immediately, just boom,zap add in some godly magic here and there but she was really starting from the beginning. She cringed internally, this means she would have to go through... there.

She shuddered internally too, she noted she can't do external actions yet. Once again she fell into a deep sleep.

She woke up again to hear muffled voices now, it seems her ears had developed, a faint heartbeat could be heard too, she joyously realised this meant she would be born soon. To vent her anger she kicked her legs against the wall, the muffled voices got a little louder, she kicked again but her strength was not enough to burst through like she planned.

'Tch, I'll wait the usual way then, this is going to be so gross...' [Farren]

She let herself succumb to the darkness again, she knew this time she would be out the next time she woke up.

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She woke up again with a brightness shining through the womb,

'Hahahahaha, FINALLY, I'm gonna beat that God later, I swear that much on his own name HAHAHAHAHA' [Farren]

She felt a pushing feeling and moved with it, suddenly she was assaulted with a bright light and smells and sounds, unfortunately she did the only normal thing any baby would do in the situation, she swore.

'AH SHIT' [Farren]

"....." [Everyone else in the room]

"%&#^... ^&#% ^#%&# ())$&%? %#$&?" The man speaking seemed panicky, in fact everyone in the room did, and although Farren didn't understand the language apparently they could understand her, she could feel the tension in the room, after all they just heard a baby yell out 'SHIT' and it was less than an 5 minutes old, babies that old shouldn't even know a normal much less 'shit'

'Shit, shit shit shit shit, Ok, think, how do fix from this? I could just cry really loudly but I refuse to demean myself to a child's level, but I can't let them know about me and abandon me I need their resources, but I did make my appearance unusual so I assume my baby form looks unusual too...' [Farren]

While she argued with herself Farren checked her surroundings, it seemed to be a small room lit by glowing white balls, the sight would have been pretty if she wasn't thinking so hard about how to solve her predicament,

'I'll take the risk and wound my pride than get rid of my chance for resources to train.'

So Farren cried, she cried so loudly that people forgot for a second about what just happened, and concentrated on their new daughter...

{Johnathan, Farren's New Father's POV}

I've been in a hurry all day today, my wonderful wife Rena, went into labour this morning but still hasn't given birth, the doctor said he once helped with a woman who had been in labour for the whole night and half the day and that Rena taking a couple of hours was perfectly healthy.

I'm running through the village to get to our house as fast as i can, I get outside my house and can hear Rena yelling, the baby's coming soon! I race in and stand next to Rena, holding her hand, I see my brother, My Mother and Father, and Rena's Mother assisting her in the child-birthing by giving advice and encouragement

" COME ON RENA I DIDN'T RAISE A WIMP, even though you married one, PUSH RENA PUSH

En?, I think i heard something odd there, Haha doesn't matter I'm getting a child today!

After a few minutes and broken fingers and buckets of sweat, the baby was finally out, it's a girl, a bit odd looking but a healthy girl! Oddly she is quiet, when she came out she coiled away from us and shut her eyes tightly but a couple of seconds after that she swore, a little baby girl, only 3 minutes old just yelled SHIT in front of 7 adults, 5 of which I am positive are completely sane.

"Did... did the child just swear? I'm just hearing things right? right?" I said, surely I'm just hallucinating from the pain in my broken fingers...right?

I think I'm going to faint...

After a couple of seconds of shock from everyone the little girl started screaming and crying, we shook off what happened as just some left over mania from Rena's Mothers encouragement and from getting a new relative. What else could it be? right?

{Farren's POV}

Ok, I think I fixed it, no one is giving me a look of 'what the hell are you' just a gross 'aw it's a baby' look, should I just vomit now? How could anyone like baby's? they're just sacks of meat and bone with no brain and idiotic tendencies, but now I'm one of them too...

After I get out of my deep dark hole of depression I get a proper look at the room I'm in, it's made of wood and seems sturdy, the beams on the roof add a nice medieval RPG feeling to it, the fantasy world was certainly living up to my expectations, I almost nodded in approval until I stopped myself, I didn't want a repeat of that incident again, I start to notice the people in the room too, an old couple who looked like they did not want to be here, a man who looked strong enough to rip the house apart (I later found out that's my uncle),and middle aged woman standing next to my apparent mother, who both seemed ready to rip out the guts of the man who was currently holding me, which brings me to my apparent father, who looks like a bear... a fucking teddy bear! his hairy, pudgy arms and big dark eyes and a face that looked at me with such ... love ugh. I already want to cut his throat open and stuff it with wool and make him an actual teddy bear but with fleshy fur, maybe when I had enough strength I will...

"Hehehehe" [Farren]

"Look sweetie she's laughing! she must be happy to see her daddy and mommy" [Rena]

"We should name her something cute! like Rose or Lily..." [Johnathan]

"Mmhmm it'll have to be a name that'll match her cuteness, that'll something hard to live up to hehehe" [Rena]

Oh, they are so dead.