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The town of Paliol. Actually the only city near by the great sea of Galiol due to the extremely dangerous monsters that inhabits the sea. The residents of the place could be called pesudo crazy, as the lord of the place had been assasinated a few years back. The town is now run by the goverment, where instead of sacraficing orphans to the sea creatures, they instead attempted to combat against thoese monsters.
However,the benefits of living here was nothing short of immense. As fishermen and farmers enjoy the benefits from strangely fertile soil and a bountiful harvest throughout all the seasons of the year. Be it winter, spring, summer or autumm. The fishes were not only large, but delicious enough to be highly sought after by restraunts around the ever expanding globe.
In the past, the villagers could only live in poverty, as the heavy taxes were far too great. However, now that the goverment has taken over, the villagers live with a filled pocket, in peace and harmony while risking their lives to fight attacking monsters at times.
Added on to that, due to the newly constructed knight's academy and mage's academy, the great city of Galiol had a great boost in its military prowess as well.
"Fish for sale! Get your fresh ivacada fish right here!" business was bustlzing as usual in the wet market, as Dominic and the party members got off at the entrance of the village.
"Ah, oh right, the payment" Dominic remembered, as he realized the adventurers were watching him with keen eyes.
"I'll be splitting the reward in terms of usefulness" Dominic said.
"So, for providing a compass, its actually the most useful thing in the journey" Dominic passed a hundred thousand credits to the mage(lol). This excited the rest.
"For accelerating the journey" Dominic passed 50k credits to the archpriest. He wanted to pass her more, but deducting the time she tried to defend the village, this was all he gave her.
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"huh?" the others were confused.
Thanks to Perlins jinxed wonderful mouth, the group was forced to move faster due to the monsters they encountered along the way.
There was all thoese times in the forest, and most noticably, the time where they were swept a few kilometers down the cliff from the river.
He then passed along 25k towards Kitzuma and the other mage and crusader.
"And for the magicswordsman" he recived a small gift of 5000.
"Why?!" he was shocked.
"Have you did anything useful other than fighting off small monsters?" Dominic asked.
"Oh.Uh." he was stunned.
This problem maker had been trying to delay the journey by getting into unecessary fights.
"I guess this is where we part, the guild member would be taxing you all now, I guess" Dominic said his farewell, as he got down to business.
"I'M RICH!" shouted the members of the Kitzuma party.
"If we combine it, we could pay off the debt... at least we'll still have 5k left.." the ledgit mage tried to consule the depressed magic swordsman.
"Ah I'll be taking that 5k" the guild member's merciless words struck them down.
"See you around!~" the retarded trio shouted happily to Dominic as he left.
"I guess I have to rescue that Issac person from some sort of danger here?" Dominic thought, as he looked around at the messy city with no specific layout.
The buildings appeared to be cluttered around and constructed wherever they pleased.
"Since he said that it would be in the sea, I'm guessing that I have to take a boat?" Dominic pondered upon this question, as he got directions from a local towards the port.
"Its going to be winter soon, so if you're going to take the last boat you better hurry." the local told him, as Dominic found himself at the harbour.
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"Ah thanks" Dominic awkwardly thanked the local who refused his payment.
"Don't mention it!" the kind hearted young guy ran off after that.
"The last boat is leaving! Hurry up!" Dominic heard a convinient announcement.
With that, Dominic went up as well, but he was met with a problem.
"I don't remember you buying a ticket to my boat" the guy told him at the entrance.
"Where do I buy one?" Dominic asked.
"This is the last one that's leaving this season."
"Excuse me , but can I please get on that boat?! I'll do anything!" a women begged next to Dominic.
"Sorry, but I can't do that." the man told her off.
It appears that he takes his job rather seriously.
Dominic gave up entering from the front, and decided to sneak in from the cargo.
Hoping into a wooden crate, after emptying the precious items inside, Dominic sat down and waited to be transported.
However, he met with a rather huge crisis.
The women who was refused entry, apparently had the same idea as well.
She lifted up the cover, and had no choice but to get inside with Dominic before being spotted.
"Hello" was Dominic's only message to the women currently forced to sit upon him due to the size of the box. In short, it was a rather sexual position.
"To be humiliated like this..." the women appeared to blush as she said so.
However, Domnic's crotch had no apparent reaction. Plainly speaking, he wasn't feeling anything much from this situation.
"So what's your name?" Dominic asked.
"You're going to ask for the name of the person you're going to attack? After that, you'll forcibly force yourself upon me while blackmailing me at the same time aren't you?!" the women started to mutter.
"That's some crazy delusions you have there" Dominic told her bluntly.
"Could you have escaped from a mental institution?" he seriously considered it.
"Who escaped from a mental institute?!" she was rather embarassed and tried to hit Dominic.
"Do you hear something?" there was a voice from outside.
Immediately, the two turned silent.
"After this, I swear I will make sure you recieve retribution!" the crazy women told him.
"Oh. What a freak" Dominic sighed.
"So, what's your name?" Dominic asked yet agan.
"Issabell" she replied.
Though it sounded familiar, the name didn't have Issac in it, so Dominic concluded it was someone other than this pervert.
"Off we go!" Dominic heard the captain's voice resound from above.
Their surroundings started to move.
"So how long does this journey take?" Dominic asked.
"Around 3 months" the women replied.
"Oh wait, so how are we supposed to settle our basic needs?" Dominic asked her.
"Unlike you, I have already sufficiently prepared myself with food, water and a portable... toilet... you pervert!" Issabell screamed at him, as her face flushed red from embarassment.
"Are you a pervet or a pure lady?! Make up your mind" Dominic retorted.
Thus, the medium sized boat departed from the harbour.
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