"Evolution Path 1: Adolescent Chocobo"

"Evolution Path 2: Adolescent Kweh (Chubby Chocobo)"

"Evolution Path 3: Adolescent Magician Chocobo"

"Evolution Path 4: Adolescent Magician Kweh (Chubby Chocobo)"

"Evolution Path 5: Adolescent War Demon Chocobo"

"Evolution Path 6: Adolescent War Demon Kweh (Chubby Chocobo)"

What the heck is this!!?!?

"Evolution Path 1: Adolescent Chocobo"

"Regular adolescent Chocobo, gets elemental skills."

"Evolution Path 2: Adolescent Kweh (Chubby Chocobo)"

"Regular adolescent Kweh, gets elemental skills."

"Evolution Path 3: Adolescent Magician Chocobo"

"An Adolescent Chocobo who has a overwhelming amount of mana for their age, Gains tier 2 elemental magic skill."

"Evolution Path 4: Adolescent Magician Kweh (Chubby Chocobo)"

"An Adolescent Kweh who has a overwhelming amount of mana for their age, Gains tier 2 elemental magic skill."

"Evolution Path 5: Adolescent War Demon Chocobo"

"A Adolescent Chocobo who has enough pride to be comparable to war veterans and the focus comparable to demons. When you fight enemies you gain +50 to all stats per enemy. Get's regular elemental skills."

"Evolution Path 6: Adolescent War Demon Kweh (Chubby Chocobo)"

"A Adolescent Kweh who has enough pride to be comparable to war veterans and the focus comparable to demons. When you fight enemies you gain +50 to all stats per enemy. Gets regular elemental skills."

I didn't mean describe them, I meant why do I have war demon, the edgiest thing I have ever heard, and why is it probably the best one?

This sucks, I'm not an edgelord, but this is definitely the best one.

"You have 60 seconds to choose an evolution path, otherwise we will Choose Evolution path 1."

NOOOOOOO, wait give me time.

"Evolution path 2?"

Nevermind, just, ughhhhhhh, yolo 5.

"Starting evolution path 5: adolescent war demon chocobo" "Generating Infant Dungeon."

Infant Dungeon, What is that?!?!?

"Style: War Ground."

Is a little tiny me going to fight in a war!??! What even is a war in a world full of dragons and behemoths, I've only fought with trash so far, and I've been losing, beside invisibrat. What about magician, that's sounds a little easier. Let's do that one.

"Good luck."

What kind of advice is that, GoOd LuCk my feathery butt.

Then I blinked and I was in a desert on the opposite side of monsters of every type, dragons, behemoths, goblin/ogres, snakes, birds (No chocobos though), and the creepiest of crawlies you could think of. All in their baby forms.

Yes you heard right they were all babies, baby lizards(Dragons), baby bunnies, baby boars, baby giraffes (Weird one), baby goblins and ogres (I think, they look to similar), tiny snakes, and bird chicks. They almost looked cute.

Then their was the six to one hundred legged ones. young centipes, spiders, scorpians, ants, and flies, oh excuse me, suvunktahs.

All of them were facing me, giving me the most intimidating look an army of children could give me.

I guess they are the opposing army, who's on my team?

A tumbleweed goes by.

Not one teammate, not one.

The feathers on stick legs is going solo against baby ragnarok.

Nevermind the numbers, do I actually have to kill all of them.

"Dungeon clear condition: Kill all opponents." "Infant trauma prevention mode on."

Infant trauma prevention mode?

That sounds good.

A disruption happens in the army, the suvunktah's swarm up and it looks exactly like it does in every cartoon with bees.

The swarm starts attacking the other babies, attacking everything in a line, however their's no corpses.

An ant comes my way and I stomp it into the ground, it dissapears, not like it goes into the earth, it literaly just disappears.

That's what it means by trauma prevention, no dead bodies, no blood, it's like playing a game.

I activate mind acceleration and magic armor, and jump into the fray. I hear the chanting "Chosen one... chosen one... chosen one..."

Who's saying that, it's coming from... the flies.

Wait, is my title actually helping me, friend of the suvunktah's, is it making me have unexpected allies with the suvunktah's.

Hah screw you system, No solo for kwehzalcoatl.

I start attacking things, kicking, chomping, etc.

Hey, I seem a little taller than usual, my feathers are sharper looking to.

I use analyze to see if I'm starting too evolve.

"Target: Adolescent War Demon Chocobo LVL 19, Name: Kwehzalcoatl" "Title(s): Memory Keeper, Kill Stealer, Friend of the Suvunktah's, undeafeated in duels, Damsel in distress, Pride" "Skills: Analysis LVL 5, Copy Entity Number LVL 2, Mind Acceleration LVL 5, Crushing beak LVL 2, Night Vision LVL 2, Foul resistance LVL 4, Magic Armor LVL 5, Recovery Magic LVL 2, pain resistance LVL 1, Heat vision LVL 1, Pepper Breath LVL 1, Shadow manipulation LVL 1, MP manipulation LVL 1." "Stats: HP: 541+(50x389), STR: 995+(50x389), SPD: 584+(50x389), VIT: 408+(50x389), MP: 1233+(50x389), INT: 908+(50x389)"

What are my stats!?!?!

I don't feel that different, am I really that strong.

"Would you like to read the reason for the evolution dungeon?"

Can't really read while fighting, so I will have to pass.

I've been going on autopilot for a while, wait, since when was I this good at fighting, I'm stomping, clawing, and biting, but I can easily think about other things.

Is it the war demon race or something, maybe my body is designed to fight in large crowds with ease, so I got bored and started to think about other things... Maybe.

Not to sure, but whatever, lets test out my new skills with evolution.

"Pepper breath."

I accidently close my mouth, and something explodes in my beak.

It doesn't really hurt, but tastes spicy.

I open my mouth and activate it with thinking instead of words.

A small fireball shoots out of my beak and lands on a baby rabbit.

It starts a small fire on its cotton tail.

Well that is sad, the baby rabbit doesn't know what to do so it starts running from the fire, into other animals.

Suddenly boars, giraffes (Still don't know why they're here), bunny's, spiders, ants, bird chicks, snakes, goblins/ogres, centipedes, and scorpians all go ablaze.

This is terrifying, wheres the trauma prevention now.

I look too see something even more horrifying, the flies have caught fire, but it doesn't stop them.

They have become a flaming ball of fury practically screaming, "CHOSEN ONE... CHOSEN ONE... CHOSEN ONE..."

They have probably knocked down more then I have.

It doesn't look like anybody's melting or burning, I think it's just scaring them.

Their's trauma prevention, but it's still scary to see everybody on fire.

Then a flaming boar gets past my defenses and set's me on fire.

IT BURNS, I can't think like this, aren't I supposed to be fire chocobo or something.

Stop, Drop, and Roll!

"You have gained the skill Fire Resistance LVL 1."

I got the fire out.

Almost everbody who's not dead saw that and started copying me.

It was hilarious to see a giraffe trying to roll around on the ground, but most of the fires are out now, except the suvunktahs, they are using it to their advantage.

I see a boar still on the ground rolling trying to get the fire out, I try to use my other skill on it, shadow manipulation.

My shadow slowly makes its way over to the boars and when it connects, IT BURNS.

HOT HOT HOT, why does it still feel like I'm on fire.

The fire on the boar goes out, and the burning sensation goes out.

Now it looks around and sees me, I suddenly feel angry, an uncontrollable anger.

Am I feeling the boars emotions, is this how dad's skill works, I try to be confused more than usual, and I see the boar reacts, it looks like it is trying it's best to find something out, but can't.

So shadow manipulation is a bridge of emotions or feelings.

So if I feel afraid will they be afraid?

I imagine I'm afraid, and the boar starts running away, wait my shadow can't keep up.

My shadow comes back to me and the boar turns around, obviously confused about why it was running, but it sees me and starts running towards me again.

I'm still fighting on autopilot, when I come back to reality it almost feels too natural.

Anyway, now the final skill I got, MP manipulation. I use it, and a water like substance just falls in front of me, except it dissapears in the sand, the sand doesn't even get wet.

Maybe I have to think of something before using it or else it will just deform and be wasted.

I think of something simple, a sphere, and an energy pours out of me, making a sphere, kind of.

It has tons of spots that fall like water.

Whatever, lets see how this hurts an enemy.

I wack the ball of pure energy on an ant, it does nothing.

I keep doing it, the ball going up and down constantly, and the ant eventually dissapears.

So that sucked, it may have killed an ant, but it did it in ten hits, that sucks.

I think maybe I could use it to extend my clawing range, so I activate it and imagine claws that are longer on my feet.

I kick something, it doesn't slice, the claws are too blunt, it pushes a giraffe by the neck, pretty far too, but doesn't do too much damage.

Maybe I can push MP into other attacks instead of using it as a projectile or extra range.

I start using pepper breath, the fire starts forming, then I start MP manipulation.

I can feel the fireball getting larger, the flames getting hotter, then it shoots out before I finish supplying energy.

It hits a centipede, but doesn't kill it because it puts out the flames to fast.

Well that sucks, maybe I did it in the wrong order, like I have to use it and then the fireball forms, absorbing all the energy at once.

I start forming a sphere in my mouth to test my theory, the mana that doesn't form trickles in my mouth almost tasting like a bland sports drink.

I fill my mouth up with the sphere until their was no space left, then I activated pepperbreath.

The fireball absorbs the ball of energy almost immeadiately, becoming too spicy in my mouth, and yes it actually tastes like pepper.

I quickly fire it off in a random direction, it has nearly tripled in speed and doubled in size, it hit a baby giraffe.

The baby giraffe flies back, then dissapears, it one hit KO.

But not without the permanent mental damage to me of the face of the giraffe.

I have never seen a being more in pain, it made me feel sorry for it.

That's a first, ever since I was I came to this world nothing has really made me feel sad, sure, I was angry when I got the pride skill and other moments like that, but nothings really made me feel empathy towards it, wonder if that is my natural instincts or am I just a cold person.

Whatever, the effects of MP manipulation are devasting, but the start up time is bad, if it was an AOE attack then I would be ok with it, but right now it only hits one thing.

I'm going to have to level up MP manipulation a lot more.

The battle is almost over, their are only 2 rabbits, 2 goblin/ogres, a couple of ants, and the flying ball of fire that are the suvunktah's.

The suvunktah's are going for the ants right now so I go for the bunnies.

I rush towards them, they react and both go for a jump kick.

Since my reaction speed is almost triple theirs I react and jump above them.

They panic and try to dodge, but that's not how it works in the air.

I slam my foot downwards into them, and they both hit the ground with a thump.

One has dissapeared, but the other is still there, clearly rattled.

I land and then immeadiately run up and kick the bunny sending it flying, as I am focusing it, a goblin tackles me from behind.

It get's on my back and tries to ride me, I stop and look back at him, my long neck twisting almost like an ostriches, but mine is thicker and shorter, so I don't go all the way around.

It was at this moment... They knew... They messed up.

I bite their shoulder and slam them on the ground, stomping them, the other goblin turns to run, into the suvunktah's.

It is now just me and the suvunktah's.

"So, what now?"

"SACRIFICE FOR THE CHOSEN ONE FOR HE HAS SPOKEN."

They starting condensing themselves towards the center of the flame, making the flames center hotter.

"Wait no!"

I was too late, they condensed themselves into ash, leaving me alone in this desert.

"You have completed the evolution dungeon in 5/24 hours."

Shut up, let me mourn.

"You have completed the dungeon in less than half the time it would normally take an entity your age, Choose from the prize pool."

"+500 STR"

"+500 SPD"

"+500 MP"

500?!?!? That's way too much, give it to the flies.

Fine, if I have to chose it would be speed, because that's my lowest stats.

I won't say anything cliche like 'I will always remember the flies,' but I have a new respect for the little bugs.

"Awarding 500 speed."

You better.

"Would you like to read the reason for the evolution dungeon?"

Sure, get my mind off the flies.

"Around the time of 150000000, their were entitys who specifically targeted evolving creatures because they had no idea how to use their new body, so the first god made a mental dungeon to help the entity's evolve safely. All stat boost were taken away except for stats caused by skills, because they caused misunderstandings of how strong or how fast you really are.