《Yuusha Isekai! Youjo Suki!》12. Never too early for a drink
Advertisement
I’m so damn unlucky!
As I flee down a hill with Aria and Kiku in close formation behind; trees explode in a hail of splinters behind us. It's that thing called a Crawler that was mentioned before by Kiku. Basically a giant 20 foot long centipede with a sandworm mouth, it is an apex desert predator and more nightmare fuel.
So why is after us through a grove of trees? I have no idea.
From my danger sense spiking again an hour ago, we quickly pulled up camp, just in time. I'm now thinking it was this, not the sky whale thing which caused the reaction.
I'm glad for my stat boost again right now. The old me would have tripped over a rock and died an ignoble death ages ago.
"Why is that thing so angry!?" I shout.
"Um...Probably the fangs I took from the pygmie..." Kiku sounds apologetic and a bit out of breath.
"They're not normally this persistent!" Aria complains.
"We're not going to get away at this rate. Where is the best place to fight it?" I suggest.
"Fuck. Pissing stupid crawlers. But Elijah is right, Aria. That; is that a clearing." Rowdy Kiku points out a location.
"Yeah... Kiku has the right idea... we don't want to be full of splinters from its berserker rage... let’s also take it across the brook to trip it a bit."
We take a sixty degree swerve to the left, and simultaneously leap over a little brook we had been following for a while. It's a mere trickle of water, but has clearly been around awhile by the trench it has bored into the ground.
I look back, and the crawler indeed it trips a few of its forelegs in the gap. This just enrages it even further, but does give us a twenty second time checkpoint extension.
Advertisement
We run further downhill into the large clearing that seems to be the result of a crater. We leap off the lip of crater and slide down the slope of glassy black sand.
Aria and Kiku pull to a stop to catch their breath, and I do the same. The Crawler has made it out of the trip hazard now and is still coming.
"How do we fight it?" I urgently query.
"Stab it in shoulder joints above the legs. The carapace is too thick elsewhere, and going for the soft belly is suicide with it flailing all the spiked limbs. We need to disable it... it will be a long and hard fight." Aria looks worried as pulls her spear of her back and twirls it in preparation.
"Is this why you normally have a mage to fight one?" I ask, remembering Kiku's comment from before.
"Yes. Um... the fighters distract it, and then the mages roast its underbelly with flames." Kiku nods.
"Then we have a chance after all." I say, grinning.
Both Aria and Kiku turn to look at me as if I'm mad… but this could work!
"Just trust me... and be ready to throw a sword hard, Kiku."
The girls swallow, look at each other, then acknowledge with a nod.
They don't have time to say anything further as the enraged crawler smashes through the trees again, falling into the crater in front of it in its blind fury and flailing around from lost balance.
It's now or never, whilst it's being dumb and exposing itself. I break into a sprint.
"E-Elijah!!" Aria cries.
Clearly they were not expecting me to immediately charge it, but to the girl’s credit, they also bound off the ground and quickly begin to catch up.
Advertisement
I feel time dilate slightly as adrenaline takes over. Who'd have thought I’d get to use the Molotov immediately? I grasp the bottle underhand; and as I get twenty feet from the thrashing crawler, my chance finally shows.
I fling the bottle with all my Etranger might. It soars like a mighty baseball pitch and lands perfectly on the exposed belly next to one of its chitin plates.
"Kiku, the plate above! Do it!"
I don't see her face, but a blade whistles past my shoulder as if shot from a cannon; at an oblique angle which shears past the chitin plate in a spray of sparks.
"Perfect! I love you, Kiku!" I shout.
The Crawler erupts in a cacophony of orange flames. That cider was some real potent stuff, which is why I only had half of it in the first place. And Kiku's cooking oil is also high quality, as to be expected.
I leap back as the thing thrashes like a fish out of water, attempting some monstrous form of stop, drop and roll. But Molotov’s are sticky napalm like things, and continue to burn even in situations like this.
Its chitterling grows increasingly frenzied amongst the stench of burnt flesh. If wasn't such a scary, alien looking thing, I might have had a second heaving incident.
It eventually stops resisting, and flops silently in to a heap.
I turn to the girls with a smug expression. Both of their faces are still illuminated by the crackling flames and they have expressions of sheer shock. Kiku is fidgeting nervously while Aria is gawking like a fish.
"Thanks for trusting me, ladies. This is all thanks to you."
"W-what the hell did you do to that bottle, Elijah?" Aria shouts.
"Eh...? Oh right. This is a common and easy to make weapon from my world, usually used by angry mobs." I explain, hand on my cheek.
"C-c-common?! Holy crap and shit from the sky, Elijah, a boom-potion similar to that is fifty silvers from a skilled alchemist." Rowdy Kiku exclaims.
Overcharging old sods, no doubt.
"Really?" I cock my head. "Took me twenty minutes last night. If I had a workshop or something, I could do even better things. Besides, it has a terrible weakness of short range."
Aria almost falls over in shock.
"Y-you mean to say there are things that can do this... at a longer range?" She exclaims
"Um... Fireballs normally peter out after about 50 Klecksels, Elijah, maybe 70, 100 for a very good mage with lots of power..." Kiku adds.
"How far is that, Kiku?" I ask, doing ‘a fish this big’ motions with my hands.
"Um... eh wot? F-Fifty is a-about five times the length of that crawler? Good shortbow range?"
"A hundred feet then. So, yes, there are things called rocket launchers that can make explosions twice that size and power from about a hundred times the distance... at least."
"Holy fuck and sods for sandwiches. I... um... I'm starting to see why you think your own world is scared of their weapons..." Kiku shudders.
Hmm... looks like explosives was a good idea after all.
Advertisement
- In Serial28 Chapters
I Was Green
The protagonist of the story finds himself in the depths of a labyrinth without any memory of arriving at that place. There he meets his classmates but - if anything, it only complicates an already strange situation. A book, a clown, a doll – all of his classmates became something entirely different, they ceased to be the humans they once were. The protagonist will embark on a dangerous journey, which will completely change him in more ways than one.
8 213 - In Serial15 Chapters
Astralfice
Yesterday, Astrid's biggest concern was how to pay her rent. Now, an encounter with a beautiful and seemingly immortal young woman has shattered her once-normal life. Astrid is drawn into a dangerous tournament, in which competitors pilot giant robots in wrestling matches. Will Astrid be able to help her team to victory, or will her social anxiety get the better of her? Astralfice is a web serial about love, anxiety, found family, and gay kids piloting giant robots. Updates fridays. Visit the official site at https://astralfice.wordpress.com.
8 172 - In Serial8 Chapters
Witch apprentice and moon halo
This is my second story. Unlike my first story this is way more easy to understand and fun to write than my last one. It might be easy to guess what is going to happen next but hopefully some of you might become suprised by directions where I went. Currently I have wroten 8 chapters. Depending on how much people like this story I might trop my first series for now. In other words if there isn´t hardly anybody reading this then I will trop this series for sure. I´m just testing out. You might want to hear about how this series is. It is coming now. Person lived as witch apprentice his whole live and is now dying. He was happy about how his live went but for some reason he came back to his younger self. At first he didn´t want to change anything but he finally choosed to change. Was it a wise choice?
8 205 - In Serial11 Chapters
Player -nalu story- COMPLETED ✅
Lucy hartfillia is the new girl at school. On her first day she bumps in to the school player Natsu Dragneel. He tries to flirt with her but Lucy plays "hard to get"Natsu finds out as the days go past that that harder he tries to get "down and dirty" the more he starts to fall in love with her.What will Natsu do now!?!?
8 213 - In Serial26 Chapters
My Blind Princess
"How can you love her? She's blind. She's defective and imperfect. Not fit for a Prince, like yourself" "You're wrong, her imperfections make her perfect. Perfect for me and no one else." ~Eva is a blind Vampire that simply wants to inherit her Father's Beta title and read a good braille book. Unfortunately, all of that changes when she meets Martin Cole and Samael Zane. Life as she knew it was over. Now began the journey of a lifetime. The journey of Mates and Beloveds. The journey of Royals but most of all the Journey of Betrayal and Rejection. |||Mature Scenes and Strong Language|||
8 80 - In Serial41 Chapters
The Boxer and the Nerd
Cassidy is the classic nerd at her high school. She lives in a shelter with a tragic past that replays in her dreams. Ayden is the boxer who train his life to be one, he is the bad boy also and nobody corrects him besides his family. What are the odds of differences attract. Or not....
8 69

