《The soul will tell》(Arc 2) Short appetizer - Spoiler : The 7 fruitcakes
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ARC 2 - FUBAR BUNDY
Short spoiler - The 7 fruitcakes
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What is FUBAR BUNDY? A Familia
But it’ way more than that. It’s a party of monsters.
Monsters because of their strength, their skills, their achievement….. AND their behavior. Monsters because crossing them is the same as asking for a fucked up death.
There is one thing that must never happen…. Don’t make them serious
Because if you awaken the sleeping lion, the situation won’t just be FUBAR. It will cross the realm of the possible and become FUBAR BUNDY
However…. If the 7 fruitcakes are having their peculiar brand of fun? Join in willingly. Because if you don’t, you’ll still be roped in unwillingly
And did you know? You’ll be scarred either way
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Who is FUBAR BUNDY?
Their true numbers are unknown, but what is certain is that they are all genuine monsters. As of now have been tagged 8 of them. The 7 fruitcakes and the angel of fate.
~THE 7 FRUITCAKES~
The red rogue: being transcending the realm of the possible, she will chop your head off while laughing maniacally … and sometimes reading a book
The dark merchant: Seedy person of questionable morals, he will end you ridiculously fast thanks to his skillful use of advanced unknown technologies.
The red witch: Magic genius, she will rival in ingenuity to make your death exotic…. Unless she goes berserk and just plays with your lifeblood.
The handsome paladin: Impossible tank, he’ll laugh at your puny strength and then trample you with a nice smile
The evil priest : Woe to those who cross the path of this master of curses… because they will be forever changed for the worst, and thus in a wail of agony
The blue lad: Impossible to categorize, this apparent master of many trades will make sure that you disappear flashily from the surface of the earth.
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The merry child: Avoid the gory crackpot, or you end will be grisly, gruesome and overall extremly unpleasant
~THE ANGEL OF FATE~
The blue singer: Honorary member of the team, she only appears from times to times, but it’s certain that her heavenly voice will overthrow the tide of any battle.
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I am but a lowly Deus, and Recorder of what is, Nergal.
People call me the watcher as is the meaning of my name, but right now I'm writing.
Why?
Because I can feel it. The wheel of fate is turning.
Something has been set into motion, something that may well transcend what was intented.
The future has been rewritten, and the standstill is coming to an end.
How will the Sacred's designs hold against this new and uncontrollable wind?
A Hurricane is coming.
When? I do not know.... but I assure you, it is coming!
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