《How Do You QA Test a Tsundere Android!?》Test 5: They Call Back
Advertisement
The week ends without any calls about the interview.
In my humble experience, this isn’t anything unusual. These companies sure like taking their sweet time-
RING RING RING
I leap on my phone like a mad tiger.
“Hello!?”
"Hello, Nick?"
"Y-yes!"
I answer nervously to a woman with a serious, businesslike voice.
"I'm calling from Anomalia. You had a job interview last week, correct?"
"Y-yes."
My whole body trembles as I hear "Anomalia". These guys sure work fast!
... wait. D-don't tell me they called so quickly because I was rejected right away...!
"I'd like to inform you about the continuation of your interview."
"Huh...? Continuation?"
"Yes, there will be a test held on Wednesday this week. It will help us further estimate whether you are qualified for the job."
"I see..."
First I had a technical exam, then an interview... now what?
"May I ask what the test is about?"
"The test is confidential. You’ll get the details on the spot."
"Huh, I see..."
This is getting more and more peculiar; in the previous phases they properly informed me.
"Is there any material I need to go over before the test?"
"No, you aren't expected to prepare beforehand."
Even if she knows something, I won’t be getting it out of this tight-lipped woman.
Time, date and location.
By the time the phone call ends, these are the only details I’m provided about the mysterious test.
“YES!”
I clench a fist in victory.
Since I was found worthy of being called to this exam, it must mean that I have a real chance of being accepted.
“Nicky, who was it?”
Mother calls out from the room across the hallway; she must have overheard the phone call.
Advertisement
“They called from Anomalia. I’ll have some sort of exam this Wednesday, they said it’s another part of the interview.”
“That’s great.”
Mother quickly strides through the hallway.
“You see? I told you, you must apply to as many places as possible, instead of sitting on your lazy butt the whole day.”
“That’s, uh... yeah...”
It’s unpleasant to admit, but I only have this opportunity thanks to mother; she was the one who pushed me toward applying to Anomalia.
When I saw the job’s requirements - I immediately dismissed the advertisement. I simply didn’t have the five years of experience and the second academic degree they wanted.
“So do you, like, have a good chance?”
Amy shortly follows mother, coming out of the same room. Unlike me, who is the sole king of a whole room, mother and Amy share a room together.
“I have no idea, but at least I have a chance..”
“Hmm, I see.”
Upon closer inspection, Amy looks incredibly sleepy and walks toward the exit like a drugged zombie. Did she even hear what I just said...?
“Make sure to prepare for the exam.”
Mother continues to lecture me as she puts on her shoes by the door.
“They didn’t say what the test is about, can’t really prepare.”
“Is that so. At least go over some general subjects that might be related.”
“Okay, will do.”
She doesn’t name any specific subjects though, for she has very little knowledge in this field of work; she’s just a secretary in some company.
“Bye.... yawn...”
“Bye, Nicky. Lock the door for us.”
“Okay, bye.””
The pair of mother and sister walk outside and close the door.
I sigh and walk toward the door to lock it. Can’t they lock it themselves for a change?
After breakfast, I go and dig information about this “confidential exam”. I try searching subjects such as “Anomalia job interview” and read through forum posts.
A full hour of googling provides virtually no information on the subject. Seems like my only choice is to obediently wait until the fated day.
In the meantime, I might as well go over some general QA subjects... nah, better just play video games for now; I still have two more days to prepare.
Advertisement
- In Serial113 Chapters
Memorabilia of the Iron Princess
One world, split by time and war. One girl, torn between her past and present. Miles below Earth’s surface an android soldier wakes, eager to take the place of her fallen predecessor and fulfill her role in helping mankind retake the planet. Except the rules have changed, and she hasn't got the memo. When she discovers the central database has been mysteriously crippled, God Gier 11 finds herself emerging into a world changed beyond her recognition and clueless as to how it has come to be. But before she can work out why coffee no longer exists in this strange new place, 11 stumbles heart-first into a gorgeous elf with a smile that makes her head spin, a crazed vampire claiming to be a relative, and an ancient conspiracy that threatens to unravel the fate of humanity and everything 11 thinks she knows about herself. Caught between duty and desire, waging war and pioneering the first cappuccino, 11 must make full use of her newfound autonomy to uncover the secrets of her past and save the people she has come to care about. But without the excuse of being an emotionless machine, will she be able to cope with the truth of what she really is, and the things she has done?
8 181 - In Serial32 Chapters
The Ballad of Tears
The Shadow looked at what they did, and saw and loved, and feared. And the Shadow shivered, and the world shivered with them. And then they said:‘I will be one with what I made, but promise me, father, promise to look after this world. Let no evil touch it.’And the father gave his word to the child he loved the most.He failed.Before the dawn of time, a god gave themselves to protect this world. Their name and form are lost to history. Only the Regent remembers but the last person the Regent talked to, was the very First Vandrainor – a being more legend than legit: She rallied the forces of the continent to fight against the darkness that threatened to take over the world for the Unknown.Wonders were lost in this war. The giants are gone now, the Green Mountains fell in the wrath of the gods –But the twospirits, the Vandrainor of Old, they are still there. And as humanity’s strength weakens, they are called to the Dead Mountains, driven by mystery, prophecy even.To face a long lost foe – and answer the last question: How important are warriors – if there is no war? This is my first fiction and I'm kind of learning my way around here.Currently, I upload a new chapter every Wednesday (Around 16pm CEST).When I split a chapter into parts, there are usually more uploads a week but the new chapter will always start on the next Wednesday. (I am still playing around with the uploading rhythm, and whether to break up chapters in the first place).
8 204 - In Serial8 Chapters
Mighty Sword King
Mighty Sword King by ProudSmilingWanderer I will break the chains of hatred that confine me. I will cleave the earth, and all mountains and rivers and seas. I will pierce the sky, through every raindrop and cloud and thunderbolt. ... that is my Tao. I will pave path for my kin! Copyright © 2016. Marcus K. Reteike. All rights reserved.
8 178 - In Serial16 Chapters
Beast of the Night
Freudendorf is a secluded town in the Alps, and it's hiding a dark secret. Anyone who ventures into the western foothills where the old castle lies will be taken by the Beast of the Night... Rosen moves into town with her dad as he hides from debt collectors. She only has one hand but doesn't let that stop her from being a hard worker. That is, until the day her dad vanishes and the debt collectors come to call: taking her into slave labor in his place. Just when all her hopes and dreams are about to be shattered, a zombie-like butler appears and purchases her: taking her to serve Lord Varick, who currently resides in the forbidden castle... Varick is handsome, with an attitude that’s the exact opposite. The servants aren’t human, and the castle itself is an ugly wreck. But if Rosen cannot solve the dark secret beneath Freudendorf, and the curse holding Varick's cold heart, then both they and the town will fall prey to the hands of an old evil... This story has been revised and published! You can find all the links over on my website: https://eerawls.com/books/ Copyright 2020-to present, All Rights Reserved
8 144 - In Serial13 Chapters
War Of Mortal Gods
In the universe, twelve beings created everything, they then created the gods and gave them unique domains to rule and tasked them with overseeing and maintaining the natural equilibrium of the worlds containing sentient life, but restricted them from interacting with the worlds directly. The gods, who could only interact with souls that are crossing worlds in the reincarnation cycle discovered that there were two types of souls as well. There were normal mortal souls and unique souls that they called the heroes soul that are born at random. These gods then commincate with these unique souls after their first life ends and gives them a deal, either complete a certain number of tasks on various worlds to maintain the natural balance or go through the reincarnation cycle which will cleanse the soul and the memories they hold. This story is of heroes that sometimes must commit to maintaining the natural balance at any cost. There are times that these heroes save millions of innocent lifes and times that they must kill billions of innocent lifes to protect the natural balance, they arent always pure and righteous or corrupt and villaneous, these are just souls that walk the path of legendary figures and infamous killers, but who can save these heroes when they are broken and must suffer repeatedly from their role as defenders. This is the journey of a group of heroes and their growth as warriors, their traumas that make them mortal humans, and the moments that define then as immortal legends, but can they survive when faced with their greatest challenge to come that threatens to destroy whole worlds. This is the story of war that happens among mortals, Stories of wars on the inside and outside the realm of the soul, and war between mortal gods. Only one thing is certain, the side that loses the war, loses absolutely everything.
8 149 - In Serial21 Chapters
Incorrect Heathers Songs {Completed}
Heathers songs translated into 10 different languages and back to english. The result is pure poetry.
8 100

