《How Do You QA Test a Tsundere Android!?》Test 1: Anomalia’s Interview
Advertisement
A silent room with a suffocating atmosphere.
Three pairs of eyes focus on me the moment I enter the room; like hungry wolves eying a helpless rabbit.
I stagger until I reach a black chair.
The man in front of me politely points toward the chair, so I obediently sit down.
“Nick Armond, right?”
“Y-yes.”
I answer through my dry throat.
The man marks something on a printed page, most likely recording my attendance.
“Nice to meet you, my name is Charles. These are Dan and George.”
Charles introduces the two elderly men sitting beside him. The two men only nod, one of them also throws me a thin smile.
“Let’s begin, tell us a little about yourself.”
Charles immediately cuts to the chase.
I take a deep breath and conquer my nervousness.
This is just another interview.
Just another job interview.
My opening speech has already been practiced and polished many times. Even if I’m nervous presenting myself, I can still pull it off like a robot.
“Well then.”
I throw a weak smile as I scan every of the three interviewers in order.
I begin introducing my background, focusing on my accumulated knowledge and experience.
Firstly, I briefly cover my studies in high school and university.
I focus mainly on my attained knowledge in computer science and the practical projects in which I was involved
Next, I speak of the previous company I worked for. I deliver practical examples of tasks and responsibilities I have experience with.
They all stay silent, while attentively listening to a speech which I have practiced to death.
“And now I’m here.”
I smile as I look at each of them. After delivering my usual speech without fail, my tension is gradually replaced by confidence.
“In other words, you have only two years of practical experience as a QA.”
Advertisement
The man to my right touches his glasses as he observes my reaction.
“Regrettably so. The company I worked for was bought by Google and the QA team was replaced.”
“I see.”
The man retreats peacefully, without bashing my inexperience further.
So far so good.
“Why do you seek this specific job?”
The man to my left asks with a stiff expression.
“Honestly, I tried a few other places as well. But working in Anomalia sounds like the most challenging and innovative.”
I try to speak casually to warm up the atmosphere, but it’s not very effective on this old golem; his face remains dead serious.
“Innovative? In what way?”
“Well, it’s about testing androids which aren’t even sold in the market right now. When they are released, I believe they’ll become next big thing. This job is like taking a part in redefining the future or something.”
Two of the men crack a short laugh, but the man to the left doesn’t say a thing.
“You were a QA in your previous company, weren’t you? Is being a QA your aspiration?”
The man in the middle, Charles, poses another question.
“Yes, I do hope to build my career as a QA."
"What inspired you to be a QA, of all the things you could do in the hi-tech industry?"
"Well, that's..."
He struck me from an unexpected direction.
If I were to answer honestly, would they look down on me? Would my motivation appear childish and fragile?
“It’s... basically, you could say I have a rather bad luck.”
Very vague wording, but it’s probably still better than admitting the real reason.
It would be best if they just skip to the next question as soon as possible.
“Oh?”
Advertisement
Charles opens his eyes in interest. No doubt he expects an impressive, convincing answer.
Did I just dig my own grave...?
“Well, you see...”
The best I can do is to keep my wording vague, hoping that they won’t inquire further.
“Throughout my life, I have constantly run into products which had problems and flaws in them. At some point, it became a bad habit to actively search for flaws in whatever I use."
Charles nods in response and turns to his colleague.
"Sadly that's not a shocker, with everything being made in China these days, haha."
The two of them chuckle.
The interview continues in such a manner.
Most of the questions dive into my mentality and personality, less so into my knowledge. Probably because I have already taken a technical exam before even reaching this very interview.
They do tackle my QA knowledge once or twice, but these questions feel watered down when compared to the personal questions.
Everything goes smoothly as I calm down and answer honestly. Or at least as honestly I as I can, without staining my image.
“Final question.”
The man to the left speaks again. Out of the trio, he’s the only one who has remained cold and serious throughout the whole interview.
“What do you think is the most important quality for a QA tester?”
“That’s...”
... I don’t know.
I have never thought about it.
I slowly avert my eyes from the golem and try to think.
If I don’t give a quick answer, it might end the interview on a sore note.
The quality most important for a QA... being knowledgeable? Responsible? Social?
Surely he’d want me to follow up with an explanation; I could give an argument or two for each of these answers.
They are all important qualities, but none of them strikes me as the most important.
If I were to use my personal experience to attest, then it would be...
“Determination... is what I think counts the most.”
I try to sound confident about the answer, not sure if I successfully delivered that impression.
“In my experience, the main difference between the developer and the tester - is the determination. Developers do testing, but they don’t really want to find their own faults. They only try to confirm that their latest update works.
On the other hand, the QA tester needs to doubt the product. He needs to be determined enough to pursue every corner of the product in order to find flaws, even in places which were previously tested.”
The arguments end and I look at the interviewers.
Silence.
They stay quiet as they exchange some glances.
... was it a mistake? I thought the answer was pretty solid...
My body stiffens as the silence continues, I can feel my heart beating faster and faster.
“Very well.”
The golem nods; I can’t determine his real opinion about my answer.
“Not a bad answer, I like it.”
The smiling man to my right also nods.
Charles says nothing, but nods in agreement with a friendly smile.
“That’s is it for today. We’ll contact you in a few days regarding the result.”
Charles ends the interview with these closing words.
He writes something down on the paper in front of him, but I can’t see what it is.
I shake hands with him and the other interviews, then I take my leave.
Did I give a satisfying performance? Was I accepted?
I have no idea.
Advertisement
Virtual Vampire Vorld
Real Fantasy Online. The world's first virtual reality MMO game, imputing the signals directly to the brain for full immersion. Reality becomes fantasy, perfected. What better way to pass the time? Especially when you have hundreds of years for boredom. Alex is a vampire, an undead immortal over hundreds of years of nights, and he is bored. To allieviate this, he plugs into the hottest new game around. After all, the worst is he loses a couple hours of a day, right? If only. This technology is unprecedented, and there are those who would seek to turn it to their ends. Such as using the game to trap and brainwash the players into slaves. With the secret of vampirism and the world on the line, it's up to Alex to gather allies, aquire resources, and quest to stop the villainous plot. Now if only he could figure out how to level up...
8 78You Only Smol Twice: A Smol Detective Story
This is a fanfic set in the universe of They Are Smol, a delightful series of stories by TinyPrancingHorse which you should totally go and read. It’s the third in my own series about a human investigator in a galaxy full of aliens who are much bigger and stronger than any human. Obviously, there are plenty of spoilers for the previous two stories in here so consider yourself warned. After many successful investigations, Oscar Williams has his loyalty to his adopted alien family sorely tested. What appears to be a simple theft turns out to be anything but, and to capture the perpetrators Oscar might just have to betray his own species… Formal Disclaimer: I do not take credit for the original setting, this story is set in an alternate version of the 'They are Smol' universe, written by the one, the only TinyPrancingHorse TPH takes many forms and is known by many names. He is like Nyarlathotep, only smaller and cuter and more prancey. TPH also has a website should you require more Smol Shenanigans in your life. Which you do, so get over there and read it. The cover art for this is courtesy of Firebane.
8 187The Gatriel Decebal Chronicles
The Nephilim, a legendary race of beings long lost to the passage of time. Descendants of celestial beings, they were stronger and smarter than any other race in the world, through their efforts and blood, the forces of evil were sent back to the depths of hell. They were heroes, warriors, the benefactors of freedom in the old age. But now they have become nothing more than stories of the past, whispers and myths long forgotten to man. They have been gone for so long, that there is no records of them left other than the stories passed down from mouth to mouth - if any. Their legend now lays distorted by time, obscured by visions of the future. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter word count: 1800 - 2700Contains swearing and gore viewer discretion advised Publishing frequency: once every three weeks(schedule may vary depending on real life situations, may take long but release long batch of chapters instead in some instances)
8 203Black Heaven
The rope was hanging around his neck.The decision of suicide was not easy for him but he still did.Strahd lived his life in earth until his suicide.He believed this was not the end.After his suicide he found out that he had been in similation just like he thought.Now the real life started.He have to survive and bear all danger and perceive The Gaiya.The world is full of violence and terror.Kill to be alive. -Reader suggestions is enabled for readers to add correction-
8 87Code Red
Dropping this one sorry
8 85The Study Book
The Study Book.Welcome to my study book .This book is full of tips you could use when studying for your exams.I hope it helps you once you have read through it !If you need anymore help be free to message me or to leave a comment!Thank you for reading :)
8 158